Don’t act like you didn’t see me bitch! I know you were busy practicing your snap with those 5 guys under the bleachers over and over and over again butt you made eye contact with me for like 90 seconds.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That pizza is cut as straight as 168
Hey man! Pump the brakes would ya! If there is going to be a Stargate operation in the future, these guys are gonna be guarding the facility, and going through it, and be the first Terrans to get to play with Goa'uld energy staffs...
Show me a successful marriage and jsut like Diggler, I’ll show you a fellow who wished he had met his one and only years before….Me includedYou don't have to believe me. That's the beauty of it. Unfortunately, even though that grossly cut-up woman was literally half of my lifetime ago (I was 22, I think she was 36 or 38)...the vividness of that encounter is still there. It is not something that is stored in the old 'spank-bank'. She wasn't ugly at all either, there's just only so much fat you can take off an ass before it starts to look masculine.
There was a time in my life where I put my dick in a lot of vajayjay that I was mentally apologizing to it for while we were in the act. I am far less proud of that than I used to be.
As far as the current life and wife goes; I'm going to consider myself extremely fortunate. She's got a solid religious and moral background, and a very successful career...so much so that I get to be on that #trophyhusbands team of AI shooters.
I'd happily trade all of the previous girls I knew just to have met this one 12 years earlier. And here's the only pic worth keeping.
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Just remember, it takes a higher ASVAB score to be a cook instead of a cop.
Sent that to my son. He's a sky cop up at Malmstrom.
He calls SF Weaponized Autism.
Damn kid made me choke on my coffee.
ASVAB?
They don't test for cooks, cops or crew chiefs.
Can you raise either hand over your head?
Nope? You're a cook
Can you raise one hand over your head?
Yes? You're a cop
Can you raise both hands over your head?
Yes? You're a crew chief
@Dirty D aren't you in a good mood today. Grandma must have done a good job pegging you last night.
BTW: Are you performing on the 4th of July again this year?
^^^ Does it taste like tuna? I walked up to the take out window at a Cook-Out at 2am. They are famous for all their flavors of milkshakes. I asked the young black guy for a tuna shake, and he just looked at me. Said they didn’t have that and why would I want that. I replied “you eat pussy don’t you?” He said yes, and I said, well I want a pussy flavored milkshake. He didn’t know what to do. Was hard not to laugh. I got a regular shake and went on. Stopped next night, and when I walked up to the window I heard them shout, Hey, it’s that crazy white guy from last night! Couldn’t help but laugh at that.
That fucking amateur clinched up, I like it when 168 clenches up.
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God, I hope that is real
This makes me happy.
When society finally breaks down for good, these people will feed the zombies or the aliens through at least the first nuclear winter.
Always adjust your point of impact with a dremel or similar tool, because fuck simple... life is complicated.
it's how they learn!!!!!!
awesome!!!!!!!!!You don't have to believe me. That's the beauty of it. Unfortunately, even though that grossly cut-up woman was literally half of my lifetime ago (I was 22, I think she was 36 or 38)...the vividness of that encounter is still there. It is not something that is stored in the old 'spank-bank'. She wasn't ugly at all either, there's just only so much fat you can take off an ass before it starts to look masculine.
There was a time in my life where I put my dick in a lot of vajayjay that I was mentally apologizing to it for while we were in the act. I am far less proud of that than I used to be.
As far as the current life and wife goes; I'm going to consider myself extremely fortunate. She's got a solid religious and moral background, and a very successful career...so much so that I get to be on that #trophyhusbands team of AI shooters.
I'd happily trade all of the previous girls I knew just to have met this one 12 years earlier. And here's the only pic worth keeping.
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i think he should clamp the barrel in a vise and use a pipe wrench to bend it in the direction he wants the bullets to go
Not my style, but that’s a really well done kitchen.
And really (really!) expensive too.
Rules: Also not my style, but cool:
Ah…No thanks, spending an afternoon in a horse barn shoveling horse shit sounds more inviting.I'll stick with the OG.
