Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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[ColbyLang]

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Any clue where this is. Looks a lot like a lodge I’ve hunted in many times

 

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[168BTHPM]

 

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[168BTHPM]

Laws of man don't stop the giggle switch .... or at least being a friend of multiple FFL-07/SOT's and getting to test out new builds

I think in the not too distant future, 3D printers will render the NFA unenforceable.

 

[Dirty D]

Ugh, Me Crew Chief, where gas truck?

When I was at NAVSTA/NAS Roosevelt Roads I saw the squids pushing a running fuel truck backwards and I was like WTF it’s running? The squids explained that a fuel truck driver broke the wing off of an S-3 Viking while backing up and the NAS commanding officer had the reverse gear removed from every vehicle that operated on the flight line.

 

[clcustom1911]

I think in the not too distant future, 3D printers will render the NFA unenforceable.

I agree.

Hello fellow firearms enthusiast

 

[Dirty D]

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Why, you still will be.

 

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[clcustom1911]

When I was at NAVSTA/NAS Roosevelt Roads I saw the squids pushing a running fuel truck backwards and I was like WTF it’s running? The squids explained that a fuel truck driver broke the wing off of an S-3 Viking while backing up and the NAS commanding officer had the reverse gear removed from every vehicle that operated on the flight line.

Average squid activity. For a while in Baghdad we had to have TWO ground guides whilst backing our vehicles because apparently other parked vehicles, in a parking lot, seemed to spring up from nowhere.

When you damage a top-level-armored BMW 7 series built on its own assembly line armored from the frame-up .... that's an expensive repair.

I fucking love driving those BMW's. They scoot right along for being like 7000#

 

[Dirty D]

Some of you ride this train, one of you is the engineer and his initials are @Dirty D of course @akmike47 is the caboose.

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That’s how AKMike and I spit roast 168

 

[clcustom1911]

That’s how AKMike and I spit roast 168

You didn’t include me??

Thanks for the invite, asshole

 

[Dirty D]

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As a cyclist I approve of this message

 

[doubloon]

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Gotta get some of these.

Kids are long gone but I like to leave a few legos in strategic locations at other people's houses.

 

[168BTHPM]

Here's a romantic story for some of you sentimental types. This was the last letter @Dirty D wrote to Hustler magazine.

 

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[Devildog]

 

[Dirty D]

 

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[168BTHPM]

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She hasn't changed much.

 

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[BG94591]

 

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[clcustom1911]

As a cyclist I approve of this message

 

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[clcustom1911]

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Based grandma

 

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[akmike47]

Some of you ride this train, one of you is the engineer and his initials are @Dirty D of course @akmike47 is the caboose.

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I’d rather be the caboose than the engineer. I’d be a pitcher not a catcher.

 

[Marinevet1]

Fake tiddy girls get those implants for one reason 99% of the time: attention. We used to keep track of how many of our brother's wives would get the augmentation...and then end up in someone else's bed while we were deployed etc... It is a pretty high correlation.

I've played with 3-4 sets in my life, to include a national fitness competitor who had a 10 pack and probably wouldn't have had anything up top if it weren't for her implants. It wasn't her tits that freaked me out, it was the fact that she was so cut up that she looked like a dude when I had her from behind...she got flipped back over pretty quickly.

It's a toss-up for me between fake tiddies or no tiddies (ultra flat chested women). The fake ones always felt like you were grabbing something unnaturally firm. Not a turn on for me, but if some other guy likes that - more power to you.

Fortunately, I've been married to the greatest woman I could have ever found. So having to worry about fake boobs, no boobs, gross areolas, or not getting to play with boobs for a stretch of time is not something that concerns me anymore.

I always thought they were real when they had skin over them...............

 

[diggler1833]

I always thought they were real when they had skin over them...............

That's like putting an AI chassis onto your Remington 700 SPS Varmint and showing up to an AI shoot.

Or worse yet, you get the 'Colt 1911 two-tone' augmentation tiddies where the front is natural, soft and floppy and the back feels like...

*****

All in the name of humor gents.

 

[Ramius]