Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Hey @1J04 .... one of your colleagues from the county?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Can we send a Flammenwerfer team to that a**-pirate festival? Holy mother of god... Kill it with Fire!

Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

Can we send a Flammenwerfer team to that a**-pirate festival? Holy mother of god... Kill it with Fire!

Sirhr

No let's send a flammenpanzer instead.

 

[168BTHPM]

1J04 she is getting it sweaty for you.

 

[Veer_G]

1J04 she is getting it sweaty for you.

Approach carefully. She might short that thing out.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Here... Just look... stare at the eyebleach.

Forget the Pelloton Commercial with the hogger on the treadmill...

For the love of God... just forget it. Please.

 

[168BTHPM]

Here... Just look... stare at the eyebleach.


Forget the Pelloton Commercial with the hogger on the treadmill...

For the love of God... just forget it. Please.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

/\/\/\/\ That's rough as a dry cob.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Fig]

"That's all true, but they did not have to say it like that."

LOL

1J04 she is getting it sweaty for you.

The whole house is shaking and she’s barely at a trot. Once she starts to cantor I’m bailing out the window.

 

[Dirty D]

Reeeeeepost! ?

 

[Dirty D]

Hey @1J04 .... one of your colleagues from the county?

Cheers,

Sirhr

Nothing like knocking back a cold one.

 

[Dirty D]

?

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

This one always cracks me up

https://j.gifs.com/pQAw2y.gif

 

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ive been doing martial arts on and off for years......90% of them are bullshit.

the only ones that are actually worth a damn are Krav Maga and MMA......they are simple and common sense....frankly if you learn to throw a decent punch, a solid knee, and know what it feel like to receive a solid punch and a good knee....you are going to be FAR better off than any "black belt" in any of the traditional martial arts.


ive straight up walked out of Jujitsu classes when the instructor couldnt throw me.....and his reasoning was "well youre resisting and not letting me throw you".....no shit.

i practice Krav for hand to hand combatives.....and Defensive rifle and defensive pistol as my weapon combative.

 

[168BTHPM]

ive been doing martial arts on and off for years......90% of them are bullshit.

the only ones that are actually worth a damn are Krav Maga and MMA......they are simple and common sense....frankly if you learn to throw a decent punch, a solid knee, and know what it feel like to receive a solid punch and a good knee....you are going to be FAR better off than any "black belt" in any of the traditional martial arts.


ive straight up walked out of Jujitsu classes when the instructor couldnt throw me.....and his reasoning was "well youre resisting and not letting me throw you".....no shit.

i practice Krav for hand to hand combatives.....and Defensive rifle and defensive pistol as my weapon combative.

Hey don't forget Ameri-Do-Te

 

[Major Wader]

I sure wouldn't want to buy a used boat from him though. The bottom of that boat has to be pretty well shot....or very specially built.

If he's going to run a jet boat, he needs to learn how to read a river. I didn't watch much, and saw him pick the wrong line several times.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Flyingbullseye]

ive been doing martial arts on and off for years......90% of them are bullshit.

the only ones that are actually worth a damn are Krav Maga and MMA......they are simple and common sense....frankly if you learn to throw a decent punch, a solid knee, and know what it feel like to receive a solid punch and a good knee....you are going to be FAR better off than any "black belt" in any of the traditional martial arts.


ive straight up walked out of Jujitsu classes when the instructor couldnt throw me.....and his reasoning was "well youre resisting and not letting me throw you".....no shit.

i practice Krav for hand to hand combatives.....and Defensive rifle and defensive pistol as my weapon combative.

I'd add kali to that list but yes most are useless. Like any other it takes a little while to become proficient in it but once you do its extremely effective.

 

[deersniper]

Really messes a country up when ALL the brave men are dead then they get nuked twice. That and an entire generations first introduction to sex being rape

 

[Jefe's Dope]

This one always cracks me up

https://j.gifs.com/pQAw2y.gif

I knew a guy who did the early MMAs in Denver about 95'-97'. He used to practice shin blows against a stick to "harden" his shins. Just like this except he wasn't a pussy. I'd cringe watching him do it.

 

[Midwestside]

Mylee, is that you?

 

[hermosabeach]

Its funny. All that stuff I did when young- many many years ago- kicks- punches- throws- broken bones- crashing in 1/2 pipes, I feel them every day today....

 

[hermosabeach]

Bug appears to be driving into the sun and rider is blocked by A pillar

 

[hermosabeach]

The cameras frame rate makes this bird seem magical

https://reddit.app.link/mis6x2dq0O

 

[Supersubes]

 

[Flyingbullseye]

This post is perfect response to the picture. It was just too long to take a screen of so I cut and pasted the post.

Alex Wurz I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the crap. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ..... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see......
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ”ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the crap!!

 

[hermosabeach]

If that makes them family, I guess this makes them a husband

 

[ForgeValley]

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That is cheaper than a real doll

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I'd hit that. The doll, not the cadaver.

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

 

[TripleBull]

I'd hit that. The doll, not the cadaver.

Better rinse her out. 1J and Dirty D were seen slinking away with an empty lube bottle.

 

[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[timesublime]

My ribs... Awesome.

 

[Decoy]

Boards don't hit back

Bruce Lee