My wife said, she ain't riding on the back of your bike!!
Similar story. My wife & I were at her 30th high school class reunion. One of my wife's male classmates was dating a girl they graduated with. He was telling me about helping this girl pick out new tits. I told him that he did a really great job!
Later that evening as the party is winding down the girl walks up to me sticks her chest out and says "Al said you thought he did a good job helping pick out my new boobs." I was a bit embarrassed, but I said yes, he did a really good job. She says you want to feel them! I said do you see my wife standing 6 feet away?
I really did want to feel them, but I'm not completely stupid or maybe I just wasn't drunk enough!