Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A short ugly computer geek, complete with band aid repaired glasses hires a hooker and they go back to his place for a little bit of fun.
When they were both undressed the hooker looks at his tiny little pecker and says 'Who do you hope to satisfy with that little thing?'
He sheepishly replies 'Me?'
Excuse me? I have the biggest penis in the room I'm currently in.
Not sure what she's looking to repair under the trunk of a VW Bug.
Haha, she’s tweaking the torsion bars for a sexy ride height I’m guessing!!! Lol
Fucker, I just spit beer on my computer.
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She can be the mother of my dragon...
How did my slutty fairy
get free? If anyone sees her, call me @ 1(800)GET-STAB and she likes carrots dipped in peanut butter.
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They have a 6th sense for shit like that.
To think all these kids now will never know the feeling of leaving home, going to a store and seeing a new video game on the shelf (Wolfenstein, Oregon Trail, Doom, etc), and needing to load the disk into the computer then use MS DOS command .exe prompts to make it work
with no possibility of customer service available for help. 
