Not to ruin everybody's fun here, but look again at the graphics obviously targeting children and think about that business name again.
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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I wear spandex and ride bikes weekly, let me know if you ever come to AZ and I’ll be happy to ride down the middle of the car lane for miles and watch your bitch ass throw (more) tantrums.
Just like signing up for fukbook, I knew this was a bad idea too.......
I’m gone for just two fucking days on a whaling trip and I come back to you cunts arguing about right of way and bicycles again.
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Judith Durham what a voice!
First retarded gay person I've heard of.
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Local grocery store had Bison ribeyes this past week. Came out medium well. Cup has tomato soup in it.
YesWhaling trip. . .? or a whaling hunt?
Looking in mirrors doesn’t count?
But I'm not gay, just retarded.
Can a retard really know if he’s gay? Does he get the concept?
I’m scaring myself lol who am I anyway
Yah, but you really “wear” that spandex. Be careful handing out those invites to watch you ride because @akmike47 reads this thread.
Gonna start fapping now in great anticipation.
Really hoping he includes some of his hefties too.
Oh heck @Dirty D - post em all up here.
I dont wanna be selfish.
Really hoping he includes some of his hefties too.
Oh heck @Dirty D - post em all up here.
I dont wanna be selfish.
It's a Ramen joint. As in noodle soup. Hence "noods". Japanese culture is all into cutesy shit and anime chicks with huge boobs. Play on words, not pedophiles.
Yeah we are just a bunch of fucking pussies. I mean anybody out there can ride fifty miles at altitude over 11K mountain passes ten months after surgery for a fractured femur at age 67.
Was the femur break from a lesson in tonnage? As in a vehicle hit caused it?
Yup.... They often use "English Names" for things without realizing what they actually mean in "English!" Consider a brand of frozen vegetables (similar to "Bird's Eye") named, "My Pee!"
And, let's not forget the old classic, the "Three Little Pigs." One can never recite the story of the "Three Little Pigs" in English to Japanese Children. After all, when the "Big Bad Wolf" screams, "LITTLE PIGS... LITTLE PIGS..... LET ME IN!!!," what's the response?
The term "chin chin" is Japanese Slang for "penis." Google it!
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Nope self inflicted. Crash on high speed descent. Lots of hardware installed in my leg and as my friend commented after I had surgery, I now have salvage value.
Have you ever been to a shooting match? 99.9% of these mfers run out of breath getting across the parking lot
I thought we agreed, no pet names on the hide.
Imagine the follow up shot after the f'n claws come out on round 1.
Certainly have. One of the benefits of cycling is I don't worry about humping through the mountains of NM of SW CO while hunting or fishing. I just go.
I am like ZiaHunter as well. Someone stole my high performance mountain bike, and one thing let to another. Did a 270 degree flip while descending and broke L1 into 53 pieces. Ended up with a three vertebrae fusion and a 16" side chest scar from the surgery.
I was back mountain bike riding in six months, but was very, very careful on the downhill. Ended up later as a long distance trail runner as well as a biker. Just cannot run on pavement, the jarring is too much.
I was back mountain bike riding in six months, but was very, very careful on the downhill. Ended up later as a long distance trail runner as well as a biker. Just cannot run on pavement, the jarring is too much.
That’s because they were chasing you in your spandex. Don’t wiggle when you run.
“Salvage value”, I like that. I’m goinna steal that one.
Cycling never got me any metal, though a pre-race mtb ride it did get my right knee scoped and some cartilage removed in the mid 90s. (raced on it 6 weeks later). something stoopid and a spiral fracture of the right tib and a butterfly of the right fib got me a Ti rod and 4 screws, and snowboarding got me a plate and 5 more in my left wrist A couple of yrs ago. (stick to skiing snowbo is not a hobby to take up at 55+)
Did a 18 mile MTB race with my 13 yo son last weekend (at 63 I’m just happy not to be last), and so far this spring I have a couple of “local legend” tags on Strava.
Cycling never got me any metal, though a pre-race mtb ride it did get my right knee scoped and some cartilage removed in the mid 90s. (raced on it 6 weeks later). something stoopid and a spiral fracture of the right tib and a butterfly of the right fib got me a Ti rod and 4 screws, and snowboarding got me a plate and 5 more in my left wrist A couple of yrs ago. (stick to skiing snowbo is not a hobby to take up at 55+)
Did a 18 mile MTB race with my 13 yo son last weekend (at 63 I’m just happy not to be last), and so far this spring I have a couple of “local legend” tags on Strava.
