Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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At least the guy is honest -- He tells women upfront that he's not amazing.
A Palestinian apartment somewhere in the Gaza Strip?
You’re right, but as the cop said, it’s not about the speed limit…it’s for impeding traffic.
Don’t care if it’s double jeopardy, it was a good call by the cop, and I applaud him for how he handled that situation. Love the gun comment too, LoL,
And yeah, him pointing out the Texas plates is funny as hell to me. There’s a lot of left lane bandits here in Tejas…drives me nuts. Usually a fucking minivan or Prius with a vote for Bernie sticker on the back.
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Pic thread rules; they kinda look like cop car lights, right?
Everybody sing along....
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Failed or missing shock absorber would be my guess.
rules:
I like the view from the front better. Front of the car’s nice too…
My dogs are so smart. They know when the Porn Hub site is down, they go chase the neighbor kids to try to cheer me up.
I'm in South Carolina where the right lane is the unofficial fast lane. Just don't tell all the upity noble control freaks struggling to do the speed limit in the left lane about this little secret.
She wouldn’t have to steal my soul. I’d freely give it up. Gingers are my kryptonite.
US Congress in a box.
OK, I’ll milk a pig for bbq sauce, but I’ll be damned if it’s for “cock” flavor.
I call them The Morals Police.
They camp out in the passing lane and drive alongside someone in the other lane blocking everyone on the road. They are keeping us from commiting a moral sin of speeding
You best care about double jeopardy.
Oppress me harder daddy...
One day you'll find them putting the boots to you over an impossible situation.
What in the West TN Fuck-knuckle Redneck is this abomination...?
Angry Again, Peace Sells, if she doesn't know those she sleeps on the floor. I might be on top of her, but she sleeps on the floor.
Cliff Clavin time:
Dave Mustane wrote most of the early songs for Metallica. They actually used many of his songs on the next three albums (IIRC) after they kicked him out of the band.
I know, I know.... It's a meme and not supposed to be factual.
I like the "No Trucks in Left Lane" signs.
I am sure it confuses the Hell out of all of those Texas drivers. You know the ones that call their pickups "trucks" and then still drive in the left lane.
Which are they - pickups driving in the left lane - or trucks illegally driving in the left lane?
I am totally against left lane campers, but sometimes the right lane is rougher than shit. Be damned am I going to eat potholes and tear my vehicle up.
Yeah that's I-40 between Lake Havasu and Kingman. Right lane is dogshit
Fuck Metallica. Hetfield is a bitch. And sleeps with the same women as Dirty D but only after he’s left them for dead.
Every direction is not at Russia. We need to improve our school systems.
The left lane is a club. If you're not sure you're a member, you're not. The sign says slower traffic not slow. So it's your speed relative to the guy behind you I don't care if you're doing 150, move over!
And that's comin from retired LEO.
And that's comin from retired LEO.
