Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[lash]

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The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more.

A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer:-



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd

If scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now



Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice



For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the State.



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong.

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.



It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Fx51LP308]

The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more.

A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer:-



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd

If scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now



Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice



For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the State.



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong.

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.



It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

What a shame we have to resort to that, but....

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Soulezoo]

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"My rifle shoots sub MOA all day long... iffin I do my part"

 

[cas6969]

Seriously, I'm curious as to just what law(s) he broke ?

If there is actually a law against that, we have farrrrr too many "lawmakers".

(It's from a satire "news" site)

 

[doubloon]

(It's from a satire "news" site)

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MSNBC? CNN?

 

[cas6969]

 

[P-Squared]

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At least it's an insulator.

 

[P-Squared]

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That's not funny Carl

 

[Slash0311]

The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more.

A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer:-



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd

If scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now



Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice



For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the State.



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong.

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.



It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

 

[mtrmn]

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LOL
Where/how would one obtain "hundreds of USED dildos"? Asking for a friend

 

[168BTHPM]

LOL
Where/how would one obtain "hundreds of USED dildos"? Asking for a friend

I am going to refer that question to @akmike47

 

[143lrsd]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

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Oh it gets worse

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D ????

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Penicillin

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Dirty D]

Is this the female equivalent of the Jersey douche bag?

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https://i0.wp.com/www.primatespark.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/baboon-butt_.jpg?resize=1024%2C672&ssl=1

 

[Dirty D]

Actual footage of me out with your mom

 

[Aftermath]

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Honestly, though...I am not real sure which I like more. There is just something about the old age and "patina" that I like. Of course, I don't have much hair on my head and what is there is absent color. Little dust on the bottle and all that happy horse shit.

 

[Aftermath]

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We have German dogs because those are the best. We have 3 miniature Dachshunds and a Wirehaired Pointer. They all LOVE beer and will beg for a sip. It's even better off the concrete for some reason. BUT...not one single one of them will drink more than a taste of a Keystone or Budweiser. The beer must be a decent IPA or Stout. The bird dog definitely prefers stouts. It's pretty funny to watch my cousin offer them some Michelob or Natural Light and see these dogs give him the stink eye and just let most of it evaporate off the concrete.

 

[Dirty D]

Well Duh. I expect to have certain privledges after going thru that. I may have to find an Air Force guy on the Hide for some close air support since your 1 round adjust fire just hasn't had the desired BDA.

Well you did call for CAS from an ex Coastie… All an MH-65 would drop on the enemy is a life jacket and some stanky dildos.

 

[918v]

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It’s Chinese garbage anyhow

 

[Aftermath]

I remember going to this place in FL when I was young called something like Gatorland or some shit. We watched them feed this huge pool of alligators and one of things they did was send a raw chicken (several different times) across this pond on a clothesline type thing. There was a gator about 12 feet long that got completely out of the water by about half his length to get a chicken.

FUCK!!!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

I remember going to this place in FL when I was young called something like Gatorland or some shit. We watched them feed this huge pool of alligators and one of things they did was send a raw chicken (several different times) across this pond on a clothesline type thing. There was a gator about 12 feet long that got completely out of the water by about half his length to get a chicken.

FUCK!!!

You may not want to come visit us in Australia.....

 

[RUTGERS95]

The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more.

A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer:-



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I sit me down in school

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God

Finds mention of Him very odd

If scripture now the class recites,

It violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

Becomes a Federal matter now



Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice



For praying in a public hall

Might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the State.



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong.

We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.



We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

No word of God must reach this crowd.



It's scary here I must confess,

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

poignant

 

[RUTGERS95]

Seriously, I'm curious as to just what law(s) he broke ?

If there is actually a law against that, we have farrrrr too many "lawmakers".

how the hell is he arrested for that as that is most certainly protected under 1st amend speech

 

[The D]

Actual footage of me out with your mom

Everyone knows you don’t use that much protection, stop lying

 

[jetjock07]

how the hell is he arrested for that as that is most certainly protected under 1st amend speech

It created a trip hazard for the POTUS

 

[The D]

how the hell is he arrested for that as that is most certainly protected under 1st amend speech

The NKVD does not tolerate dissent

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[hk9176251]

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Not to take anything away from a beautiful finished product but I kinda like the before picture

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Barneybdb]