Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Real motivation: Smoked pork belly burnt tips in progress for supper. My first attempt after getting this new-to-me smoker.
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Didn't your momma teach you how to turn down the volume while you were learning to bitch?
Lame attempt. She gagged almost as bad as you.
It wasn’t the petite size, but the smell.
I get it, you don't like the smell of your mom's butt.
Hey @akmike47 and @TripleBull go get a room and settle this. And, @akmike47 remember what happened last time, you have to share tops with other people from time to time.
that’s a rough transition to that short of a curve.
Sometimes when you get a perfectly good part delivered, you need to take a hack saw to it.
Where was that stupid thread on "shtf optics"?
Yeah........ dot with bomb-proof iron backups.
Where was that stupid thread on "shtf optics"?
Yeah........ dot with bomb-proof iron backups.
You went to the gym for your bachelor party? Dude not everything in life revolves around your hair and being a T-shirt jock. They aren't going to put "Great Hair and Awesome Front Delts" on your tombstone. Take your sweetheart to a concert, let your hair down and dance like no one is watching, because really no one is watching.
BTW: Stop doing T-shirt exercises and do man exercises like squats, deadlift and benchpress. Your delts will look just fine.
Edit: Okay I give up. I had to fix a fix that auto correct did. @clcustom1911 got me.
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You went to the gym for your bachelor party? Dude not everything in life revolves around your hair and being a T-shirt jock. They aren't going to put "Great Hair and Awesome Front Delts" on your tombstone. Take your sweetheart to a concert, let your hair down and dance like no one is watching, because really no one is watching.
BTW: Stop doing T-shirt exercises and do man exercises like squats, deadlift and benchrest. Your delts will look just fine.
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Front delts are for the gays. Quads for the God's.
A video under 30 seconds that encapsulates a lifetime of poor decision making. This is their opus and should be included in lesson plans all across the nation.
Also rules so...
-LD
Don't forget to eat your 11-20 servings of carbohydrate-containing foods per day. 
5'9, 190 with a 32" waist disagrees
5'9, 190 with a 32" waist disagrees
I don't even know what benchrest exercise is.BTW: Stop doing T-shirt exercises and do man exercises ......... benchrest. Your delts will look just fine.
The only benchrest I know of are dudes who spend too much money on setups who don't actually know how to shoot when it counts....
Kinda like most owners of most raised trucks and Harleys (or similar).
Okay, you got me. I am fed up with auto correct and it got me. You found me out. I will go fix my hair now.
