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There in is the problem with socialists like the ones in VT and the ones invading NH from MA , your mother should have taught you to cook bacon, not the education system.
Anyone who bakes bacon in an oven instead of pan frying it on a skillet (preferably cast iron) is a Communist!
Houston Grandma Shoots Masturbating Cyclist Before He Can Break Into Her Home
The 69-year-old woman, identified by local media as "Grandma Jean," was taking out the trash when she spotted the man bicycling down the street and yelled at him to stop and leave, according to police.
The two got into an argument, police said, and the man came up Grandma Jean's driveway while continuing to expose himself. She warned him to leave or she would get a gun and shoot him, but he continued walking toward her and reached for the front door, police said.
"Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him," she told ABC13.
Grandma Jean, who had her young grandchildren in the house at the time, fired one shot through the door and hit the man in the chest.
"I don't bother nobody. I don't get in nobody's business," she said. "It's just me and him, and like I keep saying, I warned him."
His odds would be slim to none and slim just left town.I wonder what Maser's odds would be ...
Okay, gotta admit it. You, too, find weird shit.
Im going to have nightmares, thanks,
I now have undeniable proof that it was my lab pissing on my game camera!
Ummm............
Is that from "Down under" ?
Can it kill you ?......
I just wanna know if it's a marsupial.
What precipitated that sudden breach of trust ?....It's kind of out of the blue, I'm dyin' to know.....
120 meters ?
.416 Rigby ?
Too much wind ?
"The sun was in my eyes"......
That's a pretty good sized side of a barn......
That is the funniest piece of subtle (or not so subtle) humor I have seen in a long time.....
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It’s in the Platypus family, it’s called a Lickalotapus.
Looks like it could be.....So, now what ?......Willing to take a chance ?
Mmm ... lemme get up in dat hairy, baggy, saggy ol' granny opossum pouch, yeah.
What ever happened to the full length version of this you uploaded a while back?
Complete insubordination......I'm cryin' into my Cuervo goggles, it's so friggin' funny. Nice touch with the "Lollipop kids" at the end. Subtle, very subtle.
Complete insubordination......I'm cryin' into my Cuervo goggles, it's so friggin' funny. Nice touch with the "Lollipop kids" at the end. Subtle, very subtle.
I wonder if he could pop a bear in a wheelchair?
Not looking promising......Although, it looked like the wheelchair was back in J's front yard, sans Yogi. Hard to tell, what with the cat struttin' his stuff.....lookin all proud that it nutted' the dog and all.....(dog was all "give me a coke and a smoke".....)
Maybe J threw the chair in the back of his "F-500 Minigun-zilla Mobile" and headed up to the hills for another foray into wacking "pik inik baskets" and Yogis (?).....Hell, who knows ?
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Not looking promising......Although, it looked like the wheelchair was back in J's front yard, sans Yogi. Hard to tell, what with the cat struttin' his stuff.....lookin all proud that it nutted' the dog and all.....
Maybe J threw the chair in the back of his "F-500 Minigunzilla Mobile" and headed up to the hills for another foray into wacking "pik inik baskets" and Yogis (?).....Hell, who knows ?
Did you spot the rotund, metallic propane ninja lurking in his weeds? I fear it may leap upon him without the slightest provocation at any moment and dry hump him into submission.
Yeah, but I think he needs to worry about the cat more. Sum bitch is walkin' round like he owns the place......It'd mean an all new set of injuries in different locations on the upholstry for ole' John Demjanjuk of Wahkiakum County.
(jeez, I gotta stop. Too much Cuervo.....I'm gonna end up pissin' off the best of the best if I'm not careful. All in good fun, my friend
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