I just really enjoy being an asshole, it’s my most redeeming quality.
Mall crawler is a term for people’s lifted vehicle that never leave the asphalt. I didn’t invent the name. They run over a curb or hit a dirty puddle and tell everyone they’ve been off-roading. The best is they drive down a muddy road by a construction site after a rain and don’t wash the vehicle for 3 months to look “cool”
It’s gay in stock shit, and boring to watch, but guys win 5-10k just for making it through a hole. Guys here have 60” tires and still have trouble. Not everywhere has rocks to crawl everywhere so they make due.
I grew up with Dirtbikes and quads never got into the side by side shit or tearing up my daily. It’s cheaper to ride along with everyone else who has that shit.
Drag boats where my thing, knew a guy with a top fuel hydroplane. So when I could have afforded to play I was looking at some blown big block methanol powered flat bottom V-Drives so I could die like a man, but then life happened lol. Not to mention people are dumbasses to deal with trying to buy shit.
You have to wear ballistic shorts so 130mph water doesn’t blow out your intestines from a water jet in your asshole if you crash...