My wife is better than yours
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And the permanent vacation takes place in 3... 2... 1...
That's nice. Thanks for the heads up. Your other two accounts are now deleted. Take another month off.
- Nov 3, 2010
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It's one of those things where if you've been living together for 30 days or more and (technically) you both present yourselves to others as married, yes.
BUT in practice, if said woman wants to claim you are married all she has to do is get one or two of her friends to say that yes, while you were out together and met up, she said you was married you said yep or nodded your head or smiled. Court will most likely say well you shouldn't have been living in sin so we are going with accepting her story, (because no righteous person would ever want to be accused of living in sin) off to divorce court.
Letting someone move in with you opens you up to a whole bunch of stuff and gives them assumed rights.
Even if it's just one of your buddies you let crash for awhile or some charity case you took in.
Alright fucker! You almost caused a divorce, I just accused my wife of polygamy.
Before we got married she lived on a sailboat for like 6 years.
Your list was way to specific that I looked at my wife crossed eyed for a second, the only difference in the lists, is, that my wife owns 2 gun stores!
I can assure you she is yours and only yours (we don’t share). I grew up on the bayou and always lived in, on, or around water, but liked to hunt and shoot. (Chauvin Swamp was close to our home) Being somewhat in the country, having a horse or two around and helping others with their cows was a part of my life as well. My wife grew up on her family farm about 20 miles from our home, that had been in her family since before the Civil War. She was a farm girl through and through but, when the creek got high, she and her friends would put a wash tub in and float down the creek.
After we got married, our interests kinda melted together, I was always from a sailing family (why my father had to be near water) and she was always a farm girl and I liked working with animals.
Funny how things work out, funnier still that we both married women with all but identical interests even though their backgrounds could not be more different.
