He's afraid if you move there, once he sees you peeing in the back yard, he will have to change his screen name to "needle dick" . Very afraid.
Meh. I really just don’t want want easterners moving out here.
Looking at dudes pissing really isn’t my forte.
My big beautiful wall would start at the north east border of North Dakota, follow the eastern border down to the southern border of South Dakota. Head west until you hit Wyoming’s eastern border and follow it to Wyoming’s southern border.
Head west until you hit Utah’s eastern border. Follow that south until you hit Utah’s southern border. Turn west, but leave access gates for Arizona residents to escape the Californication.
Continue west until you hit Nevada, turn north west, but make sure you wall out Clark County. Keep building north until you start building towards the east along Nevada’s Northern border. Once you hit Montana, build straight up the Montana border until you hit Canada.
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