Noth Carolina or South West of Vegas?

He's afraid if you move there, once he sees you peeing in the back yard, he will have to change his screen name to "needle dick" . Very afraid.

Meh. I really just don’t want want easterners moving out here.

Looking at dudes pissing really isn’t my forte.

My big beautiful wall would start at the north east border of North Dakota, follow the eastern border down to the southern border of South Dakota. Head west until you hit Wyoming’s eastern border and follow it to Wyoming’s southern border.

Head west until you hit Utah’s eastern border. Follow that south until you hit Utah’s southern border. Turn west, but leave access gates for Arizona residents to escape the Californication.

Continue west until you hit Nevada, turn north west, but make sure you wall out Clark County. Keep building north until you start building towards the east along Nevada’s Northern border. Once you hit Montana, build straight up the Montana border until you hit Canada.
 
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Meh. I really just don’t want want easterners moving out here.

Looking at dudes pissing really isn’t my forte.

My big beautiful wall would start at the north east border of North Dakota, follow the eastern border down to the southern border of South Dakota. Head west until you hit Wyoming’s eastern border and follow it to Wyoming’s southern border.

Head west until you hit Utah’s eastern border. Follow that south until you hit Utah’s southern border. Turn west, but leave access gates for Arizona residents to escape the Californication.

Continue west until you hit Nevada, turn north west, but make sure you wall out Clark County. Keep building north until you start building towards the east along Nevada’s Northern border. Once you hit Montana, build straight up the Montana border until you hit Canada.

U left big hole for canuckians to overflow through....
While there ARE some good onez... ??? some are just like californicators...
 
Nevada has a 95% tax rate, and 4 out of 5 people have HIV. On top of that, it has the highest Zika transmission rate in the world.

It’s hot, dusty, and the unemployment rate is 73%. Also, there is a 3 round magazine limit on all guns.

I’d recommend you stay away from Nevada and choose NC.

Hey now. That’s my game. WY is the same way. We hate guns, all the animals are dead. And the Zombie virus is actually a thing here.
 
NV loves gay pride and pays for your ammunition and buys you 3 ATVs. You can eat at all the buffets for free and none of the hookers are ugly or have aids, they are actually free as well and after you do the deed, hookers will clean your gutters and change the oil in your car. NV is amazing. Zero crime, they turned their jail into a library. Cops are unarmed and just smile and wave as you speed by with hookers and blow. You should definitely move to NV.

Free ammunition

Free hookers

Blow

No cops.
 
Could never live in Nevada...

NC is real nice. Spent a few years in the research triangle area. Never lived there but it always looked pretty nice and the people were really nice. SC is also super nice but I know that isn't on your list.

Honestly, Wyoming is probably the best place to live. I am putting together a group buy there on a large amount of land to transplant us Yankees there
 
Nevada has all the HIV, and pussy hats are mandatory head gear. All guns must be turned in at the border.

We give illegal immigrants free drivers licenses.

We require background checks for all private sales.

CCW are only issued if there is a real need for one. Need is determined by the sheriff.

Atv’s require a yearly stamp which costs $4,000 per year. Chronic wasting disease is prevalent in The entire state. We also just reintroduced wolves.

Vape bars are open 24/7.


Now Wyoming has it all. Crystal clear rivers and lakes slap full of fish. Free ATV licenses. You are allowed to stake out 20 acres on public land to build your home for free. There are no taxes, plenty of game animals, and hunting licenses are free.

The locals are welcoming, and all the women are DTf with out of state foreigners.

Wyoming: Free shit for everyone
 
Nevada has all the HIV, and pussy hats are mandatory head gear. All guns must be turned in at the border.

We give illegal immigrants free drivers licenses.

We require background checks for all private sales.

CCW are only issues if there is a real need for one. Need is determined by the sheriff.

Atv’s require a yearly stamp which costs $4,000 per year. Chronic wasting disease is prevalent in He entire state. We also just reintroduced wolves.

Vape bars are open 24/7.


Now Wyoming has it all. Crystal clear rivers and lakes slap full of fish. Free ATV licenses. You are allowed to stake out 20 acres on public land to build your home for free. There are no taxes, plenty of game animals, and hunting licenses are free.

The locals are welcoming, and all the women are DTf with out of state foreigners.

Wyoming: Free shit for everyone

Exactly!
 
You guys need to STFU.

Wyoming has banned all women and cars. You have to live at least 2 hours from where you work. We have a maximum pay scale of about $7000 a year. We have winter 13 months a year and the only food we have is pickled okra.

Nevada on the other hand has free slot machines and they issue a free Dillon mini gun with free ammo for life. There is no speed limit and they issue 700lbs if prime ribeyes to all citizens. Free air conditioning, actually it stays 72 deg every day of the year. Nevada is the place to be.
 
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You guys need to STFU.

Wyoming has banned all women and cars. You have to live at least 2 hours from where you work. We have a maximum pay scale of about $7000 a year. We have winter 13 months a year and the only food we have is pickled okra.

Nevada on the other hand has free slot machines and they issue a free Dillon mini gun with free ammo for life. There is no speed limit and they issue 700lbs if prime ribeyes to all citizens. Free air conditioning, actually it stays 72 deg every day of the year. Nevada is the place to be.

Rich Yankees are on the way baby....
 
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I have lived in NC my whole life everywhere from Jacksonville, where i live now (Four Oaks-Smithfield area) except for a short stint in California while i was in the Marines. I go to Boone at least once a year for vacation and shoot at Frontline Defense at least once a month. I am blessed to be able to shoot out to 650 yards when the crops are not in the field and almost 300 yards year round.. i love NC and don’t want to live anywhere else. The beach is 2 hours east and the mountains are 4 hours west.
 
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Wyoming has steel to 1,000 yards at every BLM range. Free for anyone to use. There is no wind in Wyoming...ever. Perfect shooting conditions at all times.

Fishing is also free with free boat use provided by the state.

Medical care is free in Wyoming for everyone. Just show up to any hospital.

Wyoming is the first state in the country to implement a universal income provided by the state. It is set at $5,000 per month per household.

Wyoming banned vaping in 2018 to stop the spread of homosexuality.

Wyoming has a crime rate of 0%. They also have the best rates public schools in the nation, and college is provided for free to all residents.

To top it all off, Wyoming offers a one time $20,000 relocation grant to anyone who wants to move there. They also land match for free the amount of land you left in your prior state.

The only rifles authorized for ownership in Nevada are bolt action rifles built by tacticalrifles.net.
 
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You guys need to STFU.

Wyoming has banned all women and cars. You have to live at least 2 hours from where you work. We have a maximum pay scale of about $7000 a year. We have winter 13 months a year and the only food we have is pickled okra.

Nevada on the other hand has free slot machines and they issue a free Dillon mini gun with free ammo for life. There is no speed limit and they issue 700lbs if prime ribeyes to all citizens. Free air conditioning, actually it stays 72 deg every day of the year. Nevada is the place to be.

Funny, but you don’t pick Okra...you cut it...
 
Wyoming has steel to 1,000 yards at every BLM range. Free for anyone to use. There is no wind in Wyoming...ever. Perfect shooting conditions at all times.

Fishing is also free with free boat use provided by the state.

Medical care is free in Wyoming for everyone. Just show up to any hospital.

Wyoming is the first state in the country to implement a universal income provided by the state. It is set at $5,000 per month per household.

Wyoming banned vaping in 2018 to stop the spread of homosexuality.

Wyoming has a crime rate of 0%. They also have the best rates public schools in the nation, and college is provided for free to all residents.

To top it all off, Wyoming offers a one time $20,000 relocation grant to anyone who wants to move there. They also land match for free the amount of land you left in your prior state.

The only rifles authorized for ownership in Nevada are bolt action rifles built by tacticalrifles.net.

Exactly. WYoming is communist country.

We are all commies. Stay away.
 
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Wyoming has steel to 1,000 yards at every BLM range. Free for anyone to use. There is no wind in Wyoming...ever. Perfect shooting conditions at all times.

Fishing is also free with free boat use provided by the state.

Medical care is free in Wyoming for everyone. Just show up to any hospital.

Wyoming is the first state in the country to implement a universal income provided by the state. It is set at $5,000 per month per household.

Wyoming banned vaping in 2018 to stop the spread of homosexuality.

Wyoming has a crime rate of 0%. They also have the best rates public schools in the nation, and college is provided for free to all residents.

To top it all off, Wyoming offers a one time $20,000 relocation grant to anyone who wants to move there. They also land match for free the amount of land you left in your prior state.

The only rifles authorized for ownership in Nevada are bolt action rifles built by tacticalrifles.net.

Wyoming is exempt from the NFA
 
Funny, but you don’t pick Okra...you cut it...

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pick-L-ed..... not picked..
 
born and raised in nc 2 hours from the beach around 1.5 hours from Uwharrie national forest and about 4 from the Mtns of nc/tn. I spend a lot of free time in Tn because the hunting/fishing is so much better.
 
Short n skinny.

Thats funny. I got a buddy with a bad circulation problem (congenital valve issue) who moved out to NV outside Vegas due to needing away from the cold.
Good dude. Hard worker, takes nice care of his place. Lives in a small town and took no time at all to meet many friendly folks who were very nice.
And he loves driving his side by side all iver the darn place!

If I could leave CO I would either go to TX near Lubbock (family on mommas side, closer to her folks) or IA where I am from.
Like to have a big garden and have room to shoot a bit.

@tnichols knows what I am talking about.
 
Honestly I think BFC just sealed the deal. with 95% taxes, 3 round mag caps and only MOST of the hookers have HIV makes NV definitely a step up or two than what we have in NJ. As soon as I can sell enough food stamps and me and my band are moving there. Can't wait to get there and apply for family assistance and start voting.
 
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Vegas has a great shooting club in the west with a 870 yard max. https://dsrpc.org/
also has the biggest public range (shoot at your own risk). http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/parks/Pages/clark-county-shooting-park.aspx
no state income tax. no corporate tax no inheriitance tax. low property tax. castle doctrine, suppressors ok. great fishing foe bass and
strippers at lake mead. Hunting big horn sheep might take you a couple years for a tag its a lottery system.
 
Western NC and the surrounding area have good places for shooting & UTV riding. There are definitely 4 seasons there. SW of Vegas probably has more open areas for riding & shooting, but WNC has varied terrain, trees, & a number of streams and rivers as well.

Goddamnit!
Shut the fuck up! They are pouring in here so fast now, there literally isn't anywhere for them to live!


Go to Vegas.