official shtf plan what you gonna grab

[sqidd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greedy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
this.........and my ankles.

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Your going to eat your ankles?!

 

[cdopson]

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No my friend. Gonna get ready and take it like a man!

 

[ArmaHeavy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slayer 2c</div><div class="ubbcode-body">First lets say you can get past the lobby, usually during daylight hours 3-5 guards at all times, without the alarm being sounded and the entire building <span style="color: #3333FF">locked down tighter than a ducks backside</span>. Then you have to get through each individual guard station and choke point built into every cell block and major point of movement, again without the alarm being sounded and the entire building <span style="color: #3333FF">locked down tighter than a ducks backside</span>.
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What if it's an old duck with sphincter problems?

 

[EventHorizon]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ArmaHeavy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slayer 2c</div><div class="ubbcode-body">First lets say you can get past the lobby, usually during daylight hours 3-5 guards at all times, without the alarm being sounded and the entire building <span style="color: #3333FF">locked down tighter than a ducks backside</span>. Then you have to get through each individual guard station and choke point built into every cell block and major point of movement, again without the alarm being sounded and the entire building <span style="color: #3333FF">locked down tighter than a ducks backside</span>.
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What if it's an old duck with sphincter problems? </div></div>

lol...

 

[phideaux]

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i foresee lots of long pig jerky being made

 

[sqidd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Greedy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

this.........and my ankles.

No my friend. Gonna get ready and take it like a man!

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Is that an anti zombie scented candle? If so, I need to get one of those.

 

[perkantino]

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All the bibles I can lay my hands on.

 

[Keyser Söze]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: perkantino</div><div class="ubbcode-body">All the bibles I can lay my hands on. </div></div>

Hmmm...well, I guess flaming gasoline soaked bibles might make an OK zombie deterrent. I'd have a backup plan though just in case.

 

[Head-Shot]

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I'd secure all food items from the nearest Taco Bell.

 

[sqidd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Keyser Söze</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: perkantino</div><div class="ubbcode-body">All the bibles I can lay my hands on. </div></div>

Hmmm...well, I guess flaming gasoline soaked bibles might make an OK zombie deterrent. I'd have a backup plan though just in case. </div></div>
What’s worse than a zombie? A zombie on fire!

 

[notquiteright]

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I'm not sure Taco Bell qualifies as food, more in the Baco-bit catagory.

 

[sqidd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: notquiteright</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not sure Taco Bell qualifies as food, more in the Baco-bit catagory. </div></div>

What do you get when you add bacon bits to bacon?

The ability to travel through time.

 

[Head-Shot]

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Taco Bell's not only food, it's the greatest food ever. I might need an intervention. After the Taco Bell I'd try to secure as much .22 ammo as possible. Then I'd try to come up with a plan.

 

[sqidd]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Head-Shot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Taco Bell's not only food, it's the greatest food ever. I might need an intervention. After the Taco Bell I'd try to secure as much .22 ammo as possible. Then I'd try to come up with a plan. </div></div>
I’d like to see Morgan Spurlock (sp) do one of those 30 day things with Taco Bell like he did the McDonalds deal.

I think he would die.

 

[notquiteright]

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Taco Bell is food only after 2am and after quite a few adult beverages.

 

[65nut]

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remember demolition man with stalone? taco bell is the only restaurant that survives.....

 

[Hawk45]

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I've turned my fan off.. no shit should hit it.

 

[Big Ray Ray]

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In my bug out bag. Yes I have one, but try not to make fun of me. I hope and don't expect to ever use it. This is a walking bag. I would hope if the shtf I could bug in or drive out with all my gear. This is a house is on fire and the British are coming bag. And it was fun putting together.

Glock 24 + 400 rounds
CZ 452 lux + 1 brick of high velocity
Compact cleaning kit
Fixed blade knife
Binoculars Minox
Flashlight small surefire with detachable red filter
Fire starter
Small radio
Pencil paper
Tape
14 MRE
High quality water filter
2 water bottles empty
2 emergency blankets
2 high quality ponchos
Bottle salt tablets
Misc aspirin and such

I'm forgetting about 20 small items but all this fits in an external frame Gregory backpack. It seems I'm constantly dropping items in the pack. The pistol is in a holster on a belt ready to go next to the pack and the rifle is in a scabbard attached to the pack frame.


In my car I keep walking boots, a gallon of water, a poncho, flashlight and my concealed carry piece.


EDIT: I left out the most important item. There's a pint of whiskey and a can of tobacco in that pack.

 

[bmt]

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12 Gauge, bottle of scotch, case of condoms.

BMT

 

[Head-Shot]

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All you guys bringing condoms, are you all married or do you think there will just be a sudden surplus of females in a shtf/end of days scenario? My personal hypothesis is "no" and if it turns out to be "yes" then I don't know if I'd want what they were selling. End of days probably doesn't offer the opportunities for frequent showers or bikini waxes. Or did I miss an essential movie?

 

[Redmanss]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Ray Ray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
In my car I keep walking boots, a gallon of water, a poncho, flashlight and my concealed carry piece.
</div></div> Bad things have happened to those that store weapons in their cars. They wake up to find them absent.....

 

[Big Ray Ray]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Redmanss</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Ray Ray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
In my car I keep walking boots, a gallon of water, a poncho, flashlight and my concealed carry piece.
</div></div> Bad things have happened to those that store weapons in their cars. They wake up to find them absent..... </div></div>

Oh no that weapon never leaves my side. I wipe the sweat off in the evenings and I don't leave it in the truck. Not for fear of it being stolen but because I don't want it to rust. I carry a blued j-frame .38 that I've been carrying so long there's no thought in wearing it; like putting my wallet in my back pocket every morning. I use a buckskin shoulder rig with a Galco holster. Sometimes in summer I'll carry other pistols on belt holster.

 

[77Bronc]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 65nut</div><div class="ubbcode-body">remember demolition man with stalone? taco bell is the only restaurant that survives..... </div></div>

My son calls Taco Bell the cock roach of feed joints, they will be the ones to survive a nuclear attack

 

[brunop]

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I'm not playing. I'm staying home so that no one gets my stuff until I'm dead.

To quote Clint Smith, I know I'm gonna die, but it won't be for a lack of shooting back...

 

[Jerry m]

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American Express Travelers Checks, never leave home without them...

 

[ghorsley]

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Suppositories

 

[Quarter Horse]

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In the Pacific Nnorthwest, anybody not prepared to be off the grid for a couple of weeks has diminished capacity.

With all the Texans on this site I can't believe no one has answered the question of long term survival.

 

[RoosterShooter]

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It looks like the Mall Ninjas have internet access again!

On a more serious note, why would I need to go anywhere? I have everything I need right here.

It's the other 90% of the population that I worry about!

Whenever I see these types of threads this is the first thing that comes to mind. He mentioned "Zombies" and I realized the context that we were dealing with. If he had stated "Civil Unrest" it would have been more believable.

 

[silentbushmaster]

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LOL

 

[Big Ray Ray]

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There are three nuclear plants upwind and within a hundred miles of my home. It's where I was born and where my business is. If one of the plants were to have an accident my wife and I could very well be evacuated. There is a nuclear emergency horn about a quarter mile from my home.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RoosterShooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It looks like the Mall Ninjas have internet access again!

On a more serious note, why would I need to go anywhere? I have everything I need right here.

It's the other 90% of the population that I worry about!

Whenever I see these types of threads this is the first thing that comes to mind. He mentioned "Zombies" and I realized the context that we were dealing with. If he had stated "Civil Unrest" it would have been more believable.

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[Greywolf36]

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Tag for future reply

 

[KillShot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hawk45</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've turned my fan off...no shit should hit it.</div></div>

LMFAO! That right there really made me bust out laughing! HA HA HA! CLASSIC!


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[11B-B4]

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ive got my kit sitting by my bed, plate carrier, carbine, sniper rifle, rucksack filled with enough water and food to get me through the day at least. GPS loaded with markers to buried re-supply boxes distributed throughout northern wisconsin and a few down south. And an evac plan for my cabin up north.

 

[VaFarmer1]

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No need to leave the farm.
Main job would be in keeping place secure & others out.
Maybe a few tripwires & traps
With my luck I'd forget I put them out & blow myself up.

 

[Swift]

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Condoms? Really guys? One of two things will happen:

1. The human race is wiped from the face of the earth, so wtf with the condoms? At least enjoy the last sex you'll ever have.

2. The human race survives but the population is devastated and the task of reproduction falls on your shoulders anyways so you might as well get a head start. Worst case you'll crank out troops and build your anti-apocalypse army quicker in order to fight whatever the hell people think is gonna fuck our shit up.

Just sayin....the condom idea is stupid. Viagra, however, is a good idea. Go out with a bang (or two or three or 63. You get the point)

 

[mavrick10_2000]

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Unlubricated condoms can be used to store water in an emergency. You'd need something for support to ensure the condom didn't rupture, (socks work).

 

[RSWORDS]

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In a true end the world, all by my self, the "zombies" have come situation... This pic from a similar thread on another forum sums it up...

http:// http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/rsharpe08/Northeast-20110525-00041.jpg

 

[caleb7mm]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RSWORDS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In a true end the world, all by my self, the "zombies" have come situation... This pic from a similar thread on another forum sums it up...

http:// http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/rsharpe08/Northeast-20110525-00041.jpg </div></div>

perfect!

 

[bornhunter04]

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That's awesome!