Maggie’s Oil field women....

[Nostradumbass]

My brother works in the oilfield. On his last hitch they had a new crew member......a woman. She wasn't that attractive.....kinda broad shouldered, but anyways, she never said much to anybody.
My bro was swinging a 20lb sledge hammer trying to break a pipe union. Swing like hell, but couldn't budge it, when he noticed someone looming behind him.
He turned around to see that woman starring at him. She said "Son, I've been hit harder in the asshole with a set of balls than you're swinging that hammer!!"
My brother was dumbfounded. Didn't know what to say. He just dropped the hammer and walked away.
Tough old bitch!!

 

[Bennyboy]

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I work in the oilfield here in Southern Indiana, and while I have yet to run into a woman--the woman you described would be the one I would imagine. All the men are pretty rough, the women would be rougher....

 

[3fingervic]

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My be that was an invitation for an "instructional" session.

 

[Victor N TN]

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Back in 1980 & 81 I was working for an oil field service company and saw maybe 3 or 4 women on rigs in the gulf of Mexico. I specifically remember one in particular. Every now and then she would think she was at Marde Gras or something and pull up her shirt letting boobs get some fresh air.

You never know. After all they are called "roungh necks".

 

[shankster..]

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We have women loggers up here. Good times, man.

 

[Mr.Stevens200]

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That is some funny stuff right there

 

[kd185]

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that was awesome!
25 years of commercial construction and ive never meet a woman that came across that tough
hell she sounds tougher than some of the men ive worked with

 

[opbigdave]

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Many "Tats" should be a requirement. As well as a foul attitude and mouth.

 

[h4everything]

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I think I know that girl. Was she an Engineer? She dip too. fucking nasty. Worked for A Large Independent.

 

[Twisted .308]

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Co-Workers sister is a Weld Inspector ....Typical Oilfield > Big, Ugly , Stinks and Dips Copenhagen