OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

#151
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lazlo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">In response to EventHorizon, our page is written in satire by honoring his badassery. If Mr Stork ever stumbled on the page, I seriously doubt he'd have the mental acuity to figure out we're screwing with him.

Moreover, based on the trash he writes against antagonizers on youtube (referenced above), I don't feel sorry for him.

I'll refer to you another delusioned individual in my area as evidence, "Tony the Dance Machine" (TTDM). We found this guy on the internet only to discover that he lives closeby, and now he honestly believes he has a fan club of loyal followers. He took the bait and is now 10x crazier than before (which I think would have happened anyway).

Unfortunately I can't send out FB link due to my location, but his homepage is: http://www.tonythedancemachine.com/

Cheers,
Lazlo </div></div>

So because he defends himself (shocking idea!) he deserves your scorn? Just admit you get off on attacking those who live in their own little worlds. The only difference I can see between them and you is they don't impose on anyone or seek to cause harm. At best I would say you're probably very bored and need a job or something to take your spare time.

It's one thing to laugh at someone or their beliefs, it's another to actively seek to rub their noses in your contempt. Do as you will, just don't go thinking that you deserve a standing ovation for picking on the retarded.
 
#153
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Suck it up, Nancy. He's just messing with the guy, like I did and others. Big deal.
Christ, I've seen it get a lot worse on these forums as well as others.
 
#156
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Holy shit, this thread is fucking hilarious!!!! It keeps getting better and better. Where in the hell do you find this funny stuff Shankster? I have been laughing my ass off for days at the stuff posted in this thread!!!

Chad
 
#158
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: crl49</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yeah it's pretty obvious now why you get so pissy over this. You and Mountainous seem to have the same education level.
Good comeback though!! </div></div>

It's obvious that nothing is obvious to you.

Don't forget the head protection when you go outside now will you.
 
#159
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Event, the guy wants internet attention. Lazio hasn't posted anything derogatory on the facebook page he made.

I respect your opinion on this issue. However, instead of hating in what is actually a relatively funny and harmless thread you may consider moving on to the next thread.

JMO.

Have a great weekend.
 
#160
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Shankster, I'm not hating. I laughed as well, it IS funny. However, all I'm saying is that we can have our fun without making the poor sap miserable. Surely that's the best outcome?

He wants attention, you're right, but only because he has a stunning lack of self-awareness and perhaps has genuine issues.

However, if someone gets off from making people like this 'ninja' miserable or angry, then heck, they're an asshole regardless of how silly the subject of their scorn is.

That's really the extent of my views. If I came across all angry then my bad and I'll take you advice, onto the next thread.
 
#161
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Holy fucking shit, I found more of them and it looks like they all know each other!! Who let these clowns out of the asylum?!? Here's da linky...

http://www.tengujutsu.com/index.htm

God help us all!! May the force be with them!!
crazy.gif


Chad
 
#164
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LRS76251</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Holy fucking shit, I found more of them and it looks like they all know each other!! Who let these clowns out of the asylum?!? Here's da linky...

http://www.tengujutsu.com/index.htm

God help us all!! May the force be with them!!
crazy.gif


Chad </div></div>

We need a ninja death match between these two.
 
#168
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Event,

I didn't get personal with you in my reponse, and I'd appreciate the same courtesy by your not making assumptions about my free time (or lack thereof), job, or my wishes to cause someone harm.

In the above postings, it's obvious Mr. Stork responds by using racial slurs and other phrases I won't repeat here. I trust that's your idea of "defending" oneself.

Need I remind you that you're posting in a thread that's actively making fun of the same guy, for the exact same reasons?

If you choose to take offense at my repeating what's being done here in another forum, I'd respectfully suggest you take other's advice and move on.

Cheers,
Lazlo
 
#171
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"You got chour judy chop n yor kun-fu kikin"

"Don't go ningin nobody dat don't need ningin, alrighty"

"How you gonna judy chop on that? they anit no judy choppin on that right chonder"

West Virgina for the win! You guys gotta quit boning your sisters....Jesus Christ! Ahaahaahahaa!

-Pat
 
#173
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He sure does like to grab them pistols that are pointed at him. Guess your speed increases based on how far you stick that thing out in front of you and if someone would let a guy get that close if you are holding it on him. I think he would have a large caliber hole if he tried that for real.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LRS76251</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Holy fucking shit, I found more of them and it looks like they all know each other!! Who let these clowns out of the asylum?!? Here's da linky...

http://www.tengujutsu.com/index.htm

God help us all!! May the force be with them!!
crazy.gif


Chad</div></div>
 
#174
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mechanic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He sure does like to grab them pistols that are pointed at him. Guess your speed increases based on how far you stick that thing out in front of you and if someone would let a guy get that close if you are holding it on him. I think he would have a large caliber hole if he tried that for real.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LRS76251</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Holy fucking shit, I found more of them and it looks like they all know each other!! Who let these clowns out of the asylum?!? Here's da linky...

http://www.tengujutsu.com/index.htm

God help us all!! May the force be with them!!
crazy.gif


Chad</div></div> </div></div>

You can't take chances like that, all Ninja's must be shot on sight, their too dangerous to hold a gun on.
 
#175
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Alright this thread seems to be dying off Shankster. Go find us a new victim to laugh at. This one was frakking good see if you can top it.
 
#176
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MOUNTAINOUS:

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Stay tuned... the saga continues.
 
#178
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#179
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#180
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It's good to see the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program working so hard.
 
#182
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#184
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#185
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Texagator</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK that does it. I actually do feel sorry for him now. I'm serious. Anybody who does all the things he's putting on the web has got to be slow. I'm gonna lay off now because I don't want to go to hell for making fun of disabled people. This man obviously has the mind of a 12 year old....maybe. I feel sorta guilty now. I thought he was just a goof...didn't realize he was truly delayed.</div></div>

Yeah I kinda agree with you on this one. I found myself laughing hysterically at his antics and then felt a bit of guilt....just a bit. Oh well you can't un-ring a bell.
 
#191
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I love the use of plastic vains on those arrows with a recurve bow. See how the arrows were stuck in the target every which way? If he would have backed up a few feet, the arrows would probably just slap the target sideways.
 
#192
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humungus</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think that fat ninja could take you shankster. </div></div>

Maybe... but, my women would sumo his Uncle Fester ass back to Dunkin' Donuts.

Humungus, why all the hate? You make me cry. </div></div>


hahahaha uncle fester ass......... hahaha

true story, i just watched his vid like a week ago befor this on throwing stars and bo shurken ( throwing needles )

for a second their i was intrested, then i seen his video on samurai armor, looked like he laced carbord togeather and put ducktape on it to make it look glossy.

FACTS:

i do have ninpo ( ninja ) books by a grandmaster named hattsumi

**REAL** ninpo is serious shit

samurai ( not hollywood samurai ) and those traditions are pretty intense

i was going to go to school in japan to make samurai sword cases ( saya ) for a living, i have a vhs video by a sayashi ( case maker ) they sent it to me to see if i was truely intrested in the real thing
 
#194
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question guys why is he using not using real firearms? he clearly looks older than 18 and with all that "gear" he has he should have been able to buy at least a cheap 22????? maybe some one can't answer no to all the questions you need to be able to.
 
#196
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He now has a .22 rifle and will begin making firearm videos. Check out his awesome trigger control.

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#199
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I like how he starts the video out with the sound of some three round bursts. Then he talks about getting some 30 round mags. The next video will be of him trying to bump fire that POS.
 
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