OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Two things come to mind when I watched these videos. First, I think the guy is mentally challenged. Second, can you imagine what it would be like if you were taking a walk through a National Forest and came across this guy?
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

After reviewing several of this gentlemens videos it is my professional opinion that he is well below average IQ, I.E mentally challenged. I think the abuse your heaping on him is unfounded and distasteful to say the least. I for one will not take part in criticizing this man for posting videos about stuff he enjoys doing.

That being said he is rather articulate for a facking R-Tard.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bucksquirelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> After reviewing several of this gentlemens videos <span style="font-weight: bold">it is my professional opinion that he is well below average IQ, I.E mentally challenged.</span> </div></div>

He would fit in well here then. I think I will invite him to join the Hide.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

For a supposed retard he sure does good basic video editing with at least a basic concept of setting up shots.

I don't think he is retarded, I think he just was one of those guys that didn't have the happiest of childhoods and turned to hollywood ideas and military stuff to satisfy his lonely existence.

On that note, ummm yeahhhh.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: brand692</div><div class="ubbcode-body">shankster,

You have the BESTESTER posts EVER.

Who wants to carpool???

</div></div>

It would be hilarious for a group of guys to sign up and go.... I just wouldn't want to spend the night.</div></div>
Seriously it would be worth the 50 to 100 bucks to go just for the shear laughs you would get from it.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

We all knew it was going to happen eventually. Please sit back and enjoy Mr. Stork's first "Tactical Rifle" training video with his .22 Weatherby.

Stunning:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v_2dobQxZ0w"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v_2dobQxZ0w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

WOW what an AWESOME video. Did you see towards the end there where he goes back to his ninja roots and appears out of no where with his tactial 22? Apparently his buddy is a ninja to cause he does it as well.
My favorite quote from him is "waste those bad guys" as he is handing over the gun to his pal. I think I'm gonna petition my local government to hire these guys for a SWAT force, they clearly showed how tactical they can be. The vid makes me wanna go do some tactical training with my Remington Fieldmaster 22 pump. Alas I don't have any friends retarded enough to come train with me.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bucksquirelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Alas I don't have any friends retarded enough to come train with me. </div></div>

It kills me how stupid this idiot is but it floors me that there is another one like him.

I hope they don't ever get a real rifle.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Brokeback Ninjas:</span>



<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DllyBPt3wGs"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DllyBPt3wGs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

With all this criticism I get the impression that you guys dont realize how BADASS these guys are, yes badass in capitals. The archery video just sets it in stone.

My favorite scene had to be towards the begining when his buddy does the epic water washing from the stream, truly badass. Im really glad they have so many downed trees to jump over and on, it really shows how elite they are. I can only hope that one day they get real guns and bows, then you guys will see the light.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

So i just thought of something, just say, you are walking though the woods on a nice hike with the lady, and stumble onto these two, what would you think or do?
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jcwarrior87</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So i just thought of something, just say, you are walking though the woods on a nice hike with the lady, and stumble onto these two, what would you think or do? </div></div>

Me and my big girl would go Deliverance on their asses. Literally.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Every time some fat Martial Arts Master or wannabe Delta Force fuktard posts a video to YouTube God kills a kitten.
frown.gif




Between Curly Stooge in full Samurai armor on the horse and his wild haymaker rights in his parent's basement and Rambo Facefuzz with the cocked beret I can truly understand why some people really shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I mean really ... my stepson is <span style="font-style: italic">ten </span>years old and <span style="font-style: italic">he </span>was laughing at these fools.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jcwarrior87</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So i just thought of something, just say, you are walking though the woods on a nice hike with the lady, and stumble onto these two, what would you think or do? </div></div>

Me and my big girl would go Deliverance on their asses. Literally. </div></div>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM&NR=1
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

There's an awful lot of "possibly" "maybe" "could be" in this video. Let me properly rephrase this for him.

This is "possibly" one of the stupidest videos I've seen in a long time.

He "may be" misunderstanding Sensei for Senseless

He very well "could be" the Star Wars Kid that SoulCapacitor mentioned.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

OMG!!! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.

THEY ARE NOW MAKING MOVIES WITH STORY LINES AND AIRSOFT GUNS.


<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Ok, so in Sandy Oregon, which is right down the road from Timberline lodge where this guy workes, someone has been cutting down trees so they fall across roads in the middle of the night, very ninja like if you ask me. Check it out:

http://www.kval.com/news/local/90704389.html

and check this out. A little farther down the road in Portland, 3 Ninjas rob a jewelery store "Bandits" style (the movie with billy bob thornton that was partly filmed in Oregon).

http://www.kboi2.com/news/89272307.html

Should I tip the police off about this super samarai?
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OMG!!! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.

THEY ARE NOW MAKING MOVIES WITH STORY LINES AND AIRSOFT GUNS.


<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
</div></div>

I am dumber for having watched.....
crazy.gif
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I've seen photos of those guys in Lowlight's wallet. I think they are cousins or something. </div></div>

Here is Frank caught in the act of assaulting a hidden fortress of evil. He is so quick it looks like he is in three places at once:


tragedyxu5.jpg
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OMG!!! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.

THEY ARE NOW MAKING MOVIES WITH STORY LINES AND AIRSOFT GUNS.


<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AYoHfDWfg3w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
</div></div>

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
No, play in the basement
Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
No, play in the basement
Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
No
Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
No
Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
No
Mom, can I go play ninja in the woods with Danbo
For the love of GOD yes just leave me the fuck alone!
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: wefite4u</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think this guy need to go back to his doctor and get his dosage raised. </div></div>

or up the voltage.

- Loud
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Humungus</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It kills me how stupid this idiot is but it floors me that there is another one like him.

I hope they don't ever get a real rifle. </div></div>Research

Dan Bowen .. YouTube.

Bowen and Stork are buddies.

Dave
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8d72EOoAz1I"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8d72EOoAz1I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

thats a sweet ass knife hes got, i got one just like it at a county fair in 1984, with the compass and all! man these guys are awsome, do they put on training courses?

when in contact-
1- re holster side arm
2- take a knee
3- de-sling clear plastic ak from your neck
4- remove mini ruck
5- take out and scan with walmart binos
6- find tangos
7- put binos back in ass pack
8- ruck back up
9- re sling tupperware ak
10- unholster plastic watergun
11- KILL KILL KILL

I do believe that is VERBATUM battle drill 2
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ww_zShv3XI"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3ww_zShv3XI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

What the hell is it with this guy and the gay-ass pink accessories? Seriously, I think he must do Malibu Stacy for Halloween or some shit.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

I have it on the BEST authority that he goes absolutely bug-fuck loony if you leave less-than-positive comments and responds in the grandest of internet fucktard manners, so please, do tell him what you think and share his precious responses.
 
Re: OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

Ninja Dan on crack, apparently:

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTDLc2UnZsw"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OTDLc2UnZsw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

Dan doesn't seem to take himself quite as seriously, does he?