OMG! This Ninja Training Video Is Serious.

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actually that moutainous guy just made Team Blaster. They are getting the website updated with his info this weekend.
 
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He is obviously slightly mentally handicapped and got blocked for saying so.

Suprisingly, in his expletive laced response he talks like a wigger.
 
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Lets see. Camping out in some location near Mt. Hood, group wrestling, water sports, and dress up. I can only imagine this seminar for the stupid ends up as a broke back mountain ninja style.

Flyingbullseye
 
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He's a sniper now. Check out the U.S. Army patch on his chest.

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He has to be related to maser. Hopefully he neuters himself in a training video so that he never reproduces. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. He better be careful because 130ft might be pushing the envelope of his ninja skills behind that sniper rifle.
 
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Does the guy really have to bitch slap every trigger like a hoe? Every video of his I've seen his trigger control drives me freaking nuts!!! I'm waiting for him to break a trigger. Theirs one of his videos with an AK where he's fucking hammering it!
 
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What the hell is it with this guy and the gay-ass pink accessories? Seriously, I think he must do Malibu Stacy for Halloween or some shit. </div></div>


LoL I thing we found that Maser kids dad, and all 3 of his guns and his bowie knife.... Damn that guy was so fast.....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's a sniper now. Check out the U.S. Army patch on his chest.

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lol looks like his .45 only came with one mag. haha, no fast reloads here. It looked like under his sun glasses he was struggling when he was firing as well. Go get em FAT-ICAL shooter!
 
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Those are some sweet ass groups at that range.
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Anyone else notice that he keeps saying "we", "us" in those videos yet no one else can be seen or heard? Sad and pathetic really.

Flyingbullseye
 
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He now has sidekick and someone has called him out in the comments sections about portraying himself as Army.

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I cannot watch any of the vids in their entirety. Feels too much like a waste of my life. The posts in between the various vids, however? Priceless. Where is this guy from, as I was not aware that the US still had any villages in existence, and this specimen is obviously one of that common species, the idiot, but of the subspecies village...
 
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Several thoughts about these vids.

First, there's a fine line between "pathetic" and "funny as shit," and in this case, the line is sometimes blurry, and sometimes intermittent. Seriously, EventHorizon, I have to agree with most of what you say. Even so...

Second, NOBODY could be this stupid. So if nobody could be this stupid, I have to ask myself why in the hell this guy is making these vids? Maybe HE is making fun of people like US?

Third, I've spent enough time thinking about this ftard and his bushido shit.

Fourth, I'm just a bit concerned that Shankster and his oversized love muffin would go "Deliverance on his ass."

Fifth, I gotta' go look at the Accessories forum - maybe he'll start selling his videos on the 'hide. If I buy 5 DVDs maybe I can get the 6th one for free.
 
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Ok, so, I'm all for a guy doing dumb shit in the woods so long as he doesn't hurt anyone else but after seeing some of his firearms vids I thought I'd send him some constructive advice. Mainly about the finger on trigger thing and pointing the muzzle anywhere except down range.... here's his response:

"fuck you. eat shit. how do you like that. dont tell me. i have not been hurt. i have been trained. i have hurt no one. what tree trunk you fool. and i dont live in a gay place like you i live in a forest that is 100 miles by 100 miles and we can shoot anywhere we want. no humans anywhere for miles. i dont have to use a backdrop when i am miles from humans do i? but i had this fucking huge rock quarry pile. safe as hell. FUCK OFF YOUR BLOCKED PUNK"

So yeah, seems like he's a real bad ass.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He now has sidekick and someone has called him out in the comments sections about portraying himself as Army.

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Anyone else notice the orange ring around the muzzle of his "sidearm"? lol. It's about 1:54 in, as he muzzle sweeps the camera.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh man did you see this? I would embed it but you need to see the whole page - it's his ninja forest buddy

http://www.youtube.com/user/DanBowenTV </div></div>

Bwahahahaha..... oh it hurts...
 
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i did not know the ring toss was a ninja weapon. too funny. lets see his vanish in an open field. it would break my heart if he was just behind that tree, lol
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VAJayJayPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">thats a sweet ass knife hes got, i got one just like it at a county fair in 1984, with the compass and all! man these guys are awsome, do they put on training courses?

when in contact-
1- re holster side arm
2- take a knee
3- de-sling clear plastic ak from your neck
4- remove mini ruck
5- take out and scan with walmart binos
6- find tangos
7- put binos back in ass pack
8- ruck back up
9- re sling tupperware ak
10- unholster plastic watergun
11- KILL KILL KILL

I do believe that is VERBATUM battle drill 2 </div></div>
im freakin cryin like a retard
 
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ok now that ive reviewed all this mountainous footage again i have deduced that this guy is either a) a comic genius who needs an oscar or b) an movie making savant cuz i wouldnt know how to edit video like this.
 
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His buddy Danbo is a film maker also. At least he gets to touch a girl in his, Mountainous should take note.

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wow, haha after the line "you must provide ur own transportation" I kept anticipating for the video to say "with ur moms permission," and a line like "my mom said it was alright if I invite some friends over," or "if it starts raining, we can train in my basement, my mom will be at work." TOO FUNNY.

thats too pathetic. hope he doesnt end up hurting himself, or worse yet some unsuspectin idiot he lures up there with his "firearm training."