Pizza Mother Fucker

[Snuby642]

So tonight tried to order pizza, WTF.

Tried Dominoes and Pizza Hut both.

Even though the phone numbers looked local they both sent me to GOAT FUCKER CALL CENTERS.
I don't intend any of my earnings going to FUCKERS OF GOAT.

I have one small local shop but after hours and no delivery.

Is there no national chain not ran by FUCKERS OF GOAT?

 

[Snuby642]

Just wanted a decent pizza delivered not involving GOAT FUCKERS.
Or God Damned national call centers, (offshore goat fuckers).
I need a local only joint in Fort Worth Texas. Without supporting Goat Fuckers.

 

[Clob McStrunk]

Online ordering was down at both places?

 

[diverdon]

Just wanted a decent pizza delivered not involving GOAT FUCKERS.

Then why would you call Dominoes and Pizza Hut. Both have pizza that sucks.

 

[Rthur]

Delivery pizza has taken a shit in general.
All that's available from the chains is barely equal to half assed midnight pizza at the bar.
Mom and Pop got fucked during the Rona.


R

 

[918v]

PM Sirhrmechanic. He knows where to get pizza.

 

[CaptArab]

Shouldn't be eating that crap anyways.

 

[johnnycat]

Did they offer pineapple on the pizza?

 

[OREGUN]

Dude. Get your phone out and order through an app like a man. What are you calling anywhere for?

 

[zeroz]

Dude. Get your phone out and order through an app like a man. What are you calling anywhere for?

Bro. He's 87. Give him a break he has a flip phone. Just upgraded last year from the brick.

 

[JoshPutman]

You'd probably get better pizza at a gas station.

 

[zeroz]

Just wanted a decent pizza delivered not involving GOAT FUCKERS.
Or God Damned national call centers, (offshore goat fuckers).
I need a local only joint in Fort Worth Texas. Without supporting Goat Fuckers.

Decent pizza and chain are not synonymous

 

[Redmanss]

Dude. Get your phone out and order through an app like a man. What are you calling anywhere for?

There is so much faggotry in this post. Order though an app like a man... Holy fuck that's gay.

 

[Jscb1b]

Please, tell us how you really feel.

 

[OREGUN]

There is so much faggotry in this post. Order though an app like a man... Holy fuck that's gay.

Ok boomer. You keep doing business with ma bell and failing at food delivery. I’d rather be gay than 1) place a phone call or 2) be unable to get pizza delivered when I wanted it and 3) live anywhere near Ft. Worthless.

 

[TSULLI]

Did you try carrier pigeons. Or smoke signals?

 

[jmp1]

Ok boomer. You keep doing business with ma bell and failing at food delivery. I’d rather be gay than 1) place a phone call or 2) be unable to get pizza delivered when I wanted it and 3) live anywhere near Ft. Worthless.

I'd rather be gay is a bold statement around here.......just saying

 

[hlee]

Wanted decent pizza. Called Dominos and Pizza Hut. What the actual fuck?

 

[lariat]

Ok boomer. You keep doing business with ma bell and failing at food delivery. I’d rather be gay than 1) place a phone call or 2) be unable to get pizza delivered when I wanted it and 3) live anywhere near Ft. Worthless.

Hang on. You would rather take a dick up your ass or down your throat than be unable to get a pizza when you want it?

Must be some pretty poor pizza delivery in your AO. That sucks. Oh wait…

 

[Makinchips208]

Go to the frozen food isle in walmart, buy a frozen pizza, then go home and cook it like a man.

 

[91Eunozs]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

 

[Makinchips208]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up until Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

That looks good! Is that cream cheese on meat? Whats drizzled on there?

 

[91Eunozs]

That looks good! Is that cream cheese on meat? Whats drizzled on there?

Just whipped goat’s cheese, with some garlic and lemon mixed in; super smooth and didn’t have that “punch you in the mouth” sharp bite that you usually get from goat’s cheese, so maybe some cream cheese whipped in as well. The cheese is scooped into bunched up prosciutto slices, then covered with some shaved parmesan-reggiano, with some sliced up cherry tomatoes, on top of a bed of arugula and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar.

The crust is a hand-tossed focaccia dough, with a garlic, olive oil and black pepper “sauce” on top.

Fucking awesome.

 

[jr81452]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

That's..... not a pizza. That's a salad on cheesy bread. Why is it so fucking wet? No way that slice doesn't flop faster than my dick when MTG is speaking.

 

[roostercogburn98]

You'd probably get better pizza at a gas station.

Hunt Brothers. FTW

 

[akmike47]

I’d eat little Caesar’s before dominos or pizza hut if I’m eating shit quality I’m not paying 2-3 times as much for it. Little Caesar’s actually has less bullshit Ingredients also from what I’ve seen.

I get my pizza from new Yorkers it’s all they are good for

 

[Sossa]

I'd just make it myself. it will take me an hour to put it together but it will taste waaay better than anything that i can order.

 

[EddieNFL]

We rarely do pizza. On those occasions it’s from one of the local Mom and Pop joints and we pick up. I don’t trust food delivery.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

PM Sirhrmechanic. He knows where to get pizza.

I was just about to comment…

Hey, what can I say… ahead of the curve again…

Sirhr

 

[The D]

I'd rather be gay is a bold statement around here.......just saying

Eh, not really. At least in the Pit

 

[Threadcutter308]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

Traditional European style pizza. Very good, EXCEPT for that hair of the devil's asshole arugula shit they put on it. That should be a Capital offense. That shit is bitter and nasty. It isn't even suitable for lining the cat's litter box.

And people bitch, piss and moan about pineapple. Jeebuz

 

[375fan]

Go to the frozen food isle in walmart, buy a frozen pizza, then go home and cook it like a man.

Or take 10 minutes and make your own at home with the help of Chef Boi Ardee.

 

[JoshPutman]

^^^^^My son and I started doing that recently. I bought a pizza stone to bake it on, and even found a recipe online for homemade crust that's pretty good.

 

[Mr.BR]

Just wanted a decent pizza delivered not involving GOAT FUCKERS.
Or God Damned national call centers, (offshore goat fuckers).
I need a local only joint in Fort Worth Texas. Without supporting Goat Fuckers.

Do tarrifs impact Pakistani pizza call centers?

 

[earthquake]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

 

[Big Phish]

Dude. Get your phone out and order through an app like a man. What are you calling anywhere for?

Naw fuck that stupid assed shit too.

 

[Charger442]

You'd probably get better pizza at a gas station.

ive had some excellently decent gas station pizza in my time.

 

[LuvDog]

ive had some excellently decent gas station pizza in my time.

Me too. Especially out of the country, but then again some of the best food I've ever had while traveling outside of the US has been from local gas stations.

As for ordering pizza, most of the small mom and pop pizza places around here only do call in orders and don't do online. If they do, then it's a 3rd party app that charges a vig.
And I always do pick up, because these small places only have a couple of drivers at the most. So a delivery order takes an hour and a half, but ordering for pickup and it's ready in 20 minutes.

 

[91Eunozs]

That's..... not a pizza. That's a salad on cheesy bread. Why is it so fucking wet? No way that slice doesn't flop faster than my dick when MTG is speaking.

That’s funny. Incorrect, but funny!

We’re gonna go back this weekend and try their version of a meat lover’s pizza…will advise!

 

[Rodney65]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

God damn it my city and surrounding cities suck. It's all chain restaurants or overpriced shit food.

 

[TSULLI]

We rarely do pizza. On those occasions it’s from one of the local Mom and Pop joints and we pick up. I don’t trust food delivery.

You don’t trust the delivery but you trust them to wash their hands after they take a shit and make your pizza?

When I was in high school a buddy of mine started his first part time job at a local Dominos. A couple weeks after he started he walked in on his coworker fucking the pizza dough… I will let you work out the logistics of that for yourselves. Took me more than 10 years and moving out of that state to eat cheap pizza again.

In general, the only thing I trust other human beings to do is to make me trust them less and less.

 

[TicTacTex]

Real men demand their wife make them supper.

 

[Darryle]

Just wanted a decent pizza delivered not involving GOAT FUCKERS.
Or God Damned national call centers, (offshore goat fuckers).
I need a local only joint in Fort Worth Texas. Without supporting Goat Fuckers.

Pizza Bistro, Jet's, IFratelli

Edit:

Forgot: Bosses Pizza

 

[WaltHer]

Local joint near us…

If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too

Did @OREGUN bake that pie for you? Cause it looks gay as fuck.

 

[oneshot86]

Totally gay looking pizza

 

[Big Phish]

Real men demand their wife make them supper.

Dam i see so many dinners getting fucked up if let womans do things like that.

 

[Snuby642]

I'm just guessing the old fart was too drunk to go pick up a frozen pizza, or ingredients to make one.

May have been drunk or just fed up with apps that mine data more than get orders placed.

Maybe he was fed up with some offshore ass getting paid to do something a kid 2 miles from the house should be doing instead of sitting in moms basement.

I swear it was the same fucker of goat on both calls.

 

[Pharmseller]

And who are you to determine who fucks what? Maybe the goats like it. Did you ever think of that? Goats have a pretty shitty life, and you’re taking away the one thing that adds a spot of joy to their day.

Who’s the asshole now?






P

 

[Snuby642]

Goats are for clearing brush and making birria out of.

Basically goat chili colorado type of dish.

 

[zeroz]

God damn it my city and surrounding cities suck. It's all chain restaurants or overpriced shit food.

He didn't mention that thats a $94 pizza