Pizza Mother Fucker

Might as well just get pizza from Costco

For the price it's actually better than a lot of what you'd get at any chain store.
I feel they undercook it at my Costco. The slices are usually okay but the whole pizzas are meh.

There is a "fancy" pizza chain next to Costco that also sells raw dough they don't even cut all the way through. I'm no chef but it can't be that hard to cook and cut pizza.
 
One of the best pizzas I have had in a while was a frozen pizza from Walmart.

I was in Chicago this past week and had Chicago deep dish. It's good, but its not really pizza if you have to eat it with a fork.

If you want real pizza, go to New Haven Ct, and find Pepe's on Worchester (Woostah) Square. Sally's is good too, but it gives me indigestion.
 
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Casey's is pretty damn good pizza, buddy.

The gas station chain thru out Kansas? No it's not, unless indigestion is what you want

OP, I forgot about this ancient joint

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There is also the Mellow Mushroom, but I haven't eaten at one in a while.

Drive your old ass out to Weatherford and eat at "The Pizza Place" for good mom and pop pizza.
 
Just whipped goat’s cheese, with some garlic and lemon mixed in; super smooth and didn’t have that “punch you in the mouth” sharp bite that you usually get from goat’s cheese, so maybe some cream cheese whipped in as well. The cheese is scooped into bunched up prosciutto slices, then covered with some shaved parmesan-reggiano, with some sliced up cherry tomatoes, on top of a bed of arugula and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar.

The crust is a hand-tossed focaccia dough, with a garlic, olive oil and black pepper “sauce” on top.

Fucking awesome.
He specifically said nothing to do with fucking goats.....jeez
 
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Partons Pizza
They were very good till the kids took over. screwed up the sauce ?
Used to have lots of salt and fennel to get you to drink more beer.
The hamburger and onion with added jalapenos were awesome.

That place on main street in Weatherford is great but crowded as hell.
You have to use the back street and come in from behind the place.
 
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They were very good till the kids took over. screwed up the sauce ?
Used to have lots of salt and fennel to get you to drink more beer.
The hamburger and onion with added jalapenos were awesome.

That place on main street in Weatherford is great but crowded as hell.
You have to use the back street and come in from behind the place.

So if you know about the kids owning it, you know about "I Gotcha"

All you can eat pizza buffet and then $7 all you can drink

Which usually ended up with someone starting a fist fight
 
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Try and get some young goat and look up birria recipe. The goat is traditional Mexican but you can use beef.

I got beef from a food truck in Fort Worth and asked why. The lady in the truck smiled and said because white boys normally don't know what is good.

LMAO been eating at her truck for years.
 
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I'm just saying if you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno there is a chance you may have had a run in with a tranny or two.
I was going to ask you about your knowledge of trannies but decided not to ask. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

And I have not made it to the store to get more eye bleach.
 
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If you're really desperate.....Getcha some white all-purpose flour, water, salt and yeast, whatever toppings and sauces you want and make some home made pizza!!

I mix the flour the night before for additional flavor, then toss 'em up on the smoker, with everything on it, the following day for dinner. Delicious dinner to have every once in a while! 🍕🤤(y)🍕
 
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Local Casey’s gas station used to be a go to for pizza but the kitchen manager is such a fuckwit that I won’t ever use them again. How do you fuck up a basic pepperoni pizza several times in a row….🤔

Since finding out how to make a decent crust which also happens to be keto friendly I’ll never go back to commercially made pizza.

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Hope this doesn't get me banned but I love goat meat and cheese.....there I said it.

Goat grab is awesome… I’ve done a few whole in my pig cooker and goat with lots of rice and veggies and mint/vinegar/pepper sauce is amazing.

Goat cheese good too!

No need to apologize… if the rest of the SH wants their chicken sticks and their kraft “processed cheese food” slices…

More goat for the rest of us!!

Sirhr
 
One minute you’re thinking “yep, surrounded by a group of refined, cultured individuals.”

Then they post one of their “Instagram food pics” and you’re all “damn bro, you don’t have to live like this…”
 
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Local joint near us…

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If you’re ever in the New Braunfels/Canyon Lake area, and in the mood for pizza you gotta swing by Elio’s in Sattler, TX.

If you want a more traditional higher-end Italian restaurant, their (literal) parent restaurant up in Canyon Lake proper, Gennaro’s is awesome too
Looks nice. Not a pizza tho.

Pizza from a Boston suburbs mini-chain, Comella's, which we miss...(interwebs snagged pictures)

Cheese pizza:

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Meatball pizza:

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Meatball, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms., onions:

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So tonight tried to order pizza, WTF.

Tried Dominoes and Pizza Hut both.

Even though the phone numbers looked local they both sent me to GOAT FUCKER CALL CENTERS.
I don't intend any of my earnings going to FUCKERS OF GOAT.

I have one small local shop but after hours and no delivery.

Is there no national chain not ran by FUCKERS OF GOAT?
Why did I read that in an Indian accent....
 
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Pizza hut is ok for me, i'd rather eat an un-churched up frozen jacks pizza over dominos. A churched up Jacks pizza is the bees knees for late night hunger cravings my daughters have.

My go-to for store made pizza is from Caseys...I really like their pizza. I live in the middle of gods country, somewhere around the taint of america, a place new yorkers dare not visit, so we don't really have any really great pizza places. My oldest works at Spin pizza on the campus of her school. I like the pizza, but i'm not driving an hour and a half for pizza, unless the point is to visit my daughter.