No refunds.
I swear, if I croak from SADS, @Bender better post “No refunds” on my Gofundme that’ll be set up to pay for all of my funeral costs.
I’d have my family use my insurance money for that, but I’d prefer they spend it on hookers and blow.
This would be very sad.
Though I know you are just an internet BOT functioning in the unreality of the internet……oddly an internet BOT that provides knife scales but I digress…..
All I ask, is that if this comes to pass that we know SADS to be an intended result, that you lead us……..us the “So scared to die, we refused the BS of the shots”……you leads us, with the words of Ronald Speers even though they be imaginary words created by two guys that flew on Epstein’s plane…….you lead us as you truly are the epitome of that Speers describes on how to succeed in the philosophy of war.
Perhaps in their patience for reaching their goal they have created the ultimate means of their destruction.
In return I promise to join you and in surviving I will use my clean sperm to impregnate your used up Hoes so that in this way you will live on.
My wife will make me do it via turkey baster but even more so that will have us reflect on you every Thanksgiving, sort of your own National holiday, and like the Corps you will live forever……