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DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine
TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a brilliant compromise responding to left-wing demands for reparations for systemic white oppression, Florida governor Ron DeSantis has just announced a new Florida reparations program, which is to consist of lower taxes, less government, less murder, and endless sunshine.
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