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[Deleted member 137765]

I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.

 

[atepointer]

I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.

LOL let me guess.....this friend?

"Please be advised, just got off the phone with some of my military friends up in DC who just got out of a two-hour briefing. Within 48 to 72 hours The President will order a two-week mandatory quarantine for the Nation. Stock up on whatever you guys need to make sure you have a two-week supply of everything. Please forward to your network." ”

Take your tinfoil hat off

Foreign disinformation campaign on fake national quarantine trying to cause panic, Trump admin. officials say

Trump administration officials say a foreign disinformation campaign is trying to spread fear amid the coronavirus pandemic, with false rumors of a nationwide quarantine and more.

www.foxnews.com

 

[jd65]

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tr...nformation-campaign-amid-coronavirus-outbreak

 

[forrestgump01]

If it were to happen I would like to know the details . Would it be instant or would you be allowed x amount of time to go home . For instance , if your a truckdriver on the road. you gonna shelter in place , I'm curious how that would play out ? I see no way you could shut the transportation /supply chain down without complete chaos.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Would you trolls please shut the fuck up?

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Lol......I just took delivery of 2000 gallons of diesel last week. I will be good for traveling.

 

[theLBC]

my company already ordered phones for call center staff to take home.
no idea how long for delivery since everyone is doing the same thing.

i already work from home, so no change for me.

 

[FS1]

Please let me know when it’s time to run naked through the streets screaming. Until then....

 

[JLP.Payette]

I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.

Way to spread fear... please name your source or else I believe its safe to assume your spreading disinformation.

 

[forrestgump01]

Would you trolls please shut the fuck up?

come on now, you have to allow them to give us some laughs .
some of these guys are 1 sheet of aluminum foil away from a rubber room!

 

[varano14]

i also received the what now seems to be fake message about it coming in the next 72 hours. This prompted a text to a high school friend at a 3 letter agency who said its definitely possible but there is no time line as they want to wait untill the last possible second to make the final call. I am certainly not panicking but preparing to deal with people who are.

 

[jinxx4ever]

had a couple customers want to know today if i'm going to shut down my liquor store. Said hell no, alcohol is a natural remedy.
Drink plenty

 

[Son of Dorn]

Would you trolls please shut the fuck up?

Hear hear. It's not helping the situation at all...

 

[armorpl8chikn]

You know what I heard from my personal friend, who is a MARSOC Seal Beret?

It's mostly a fucking nothingburger, compared to the fucking flu that's already killed 50k plus this season.

You can believe me, cause I know people on the internet.

 

[Greenday4537]

I heard the same rumor from the son of a relative's friend...who is a state trooper.

 

[blbennett1288]

I heard this last night from a family friend.

Trump has a press conference at 2:30 central, we will see

 

[varano14]

Look I get this is all rumor but in my opinion the writing is on the wall that this could happen (not that it is or will be happening) just that its a possibility. I'm not saying it needs to, just that it might.

 

[texastonk]

 

[isofahunter]

Reliable Sources is a CNN TV show.

 

[THEIS]

 

[DukeGSP]

well I work on a government military base and it's getting word that we will be teleworking. you can believe what you want but this shit is happening.

 

[1J04]

We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!

 

[Threadcutter308]

Please let me know when it’s time to run naked through the streets screaming. Until then....

 

[Threadcutter308]

You know what I heard from my personal friend, who is a MARSOC Seal Beret?

It's mostly a fucking nothingburger, compared to the fucking flu that's already killed 50k plus this season.

You can believe me, cause I know people on the internet.

Yes, and we know that you know people........

Thank You. I feel so much better now.

 

[atepointer]

well I work on a government military base and it's getting word that we will be teleworking. you can believe what you want but this shit is happening.

OK just so I'm not misunderstanding here. You are saying because you are going to be teleworking from home that implies a national quarantine is definitely going to happen? Or excuse me "this shit is happening".

 

[P-Squared]

had a couple customers want to know today if i'm going to shut down my liquor store. Said hell no, alcohol is a natural remedy.
Drink plenty

Hey hand sanitizer has alcohol in it to kill the viruses, so Monty Python logic dictates if I put enough alcohol in me, I become a big bottle of hand sanitizer... and she's a witch, burn 'er

 

[TurdFerguson]

Lmao

 

[264win]

well I work on a government military base and it's getting word that we will be teleworking. you can believe what you want but this shit is happening.
[/QUOTE

What other kind of military base is there ?

 

[FS1]

We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!

Gimp?

 

[armorpl8chikn]

well I work on a government military base and it's getting word that we will be teleworking. you can believe what you want but this shit is happening.

I work for a private governmental commission, and one of the bosses come through this morning, canceled our Monday morning strategy meeting, told me to stay in my department, told the other guys to disburse and de-ass the area and told us not to sit close to each other.

So.....yes, stupid shit is taking place, and a lot of it is unnecessary.

ETA:
This isn't one of my jokes....I really do, and they really did.

 

[Jgunner]

I wouldn’t doubt that this will happen, but not going to trust an uncited source. If theis tells us, im running for the hills. That boy knows some shit!

 

[Threadcutter308]

I work for a private governmental commission, and one of the bosses come through this morning, canceled our Monday morning strategy meeting, told me to stay in my department, told the other guys to disburse and de-ass the area and told us not to sit close to each other.

So.....yes, stupid shit is taking place, and a lot of it is unnecessary.

ETA:
This isn't one of my jokes....I really do, and they really did.

Substitute CV-19 for "Cobalt, whatever, whatever".................

 

[2ndamendfan]

Please let me know when it’s time to run naked through the streets screaming. Until then....

Hold on just a few more seconds, @Dirty D is getting his camera ready.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Jesus fucking Christ.... Shit like this is why I had to just explain to my fucking mom that the govt isn’t going to empty everyone’s bank accounts and then enact martial law on all citizens starting at midnight. Because people keep spreading this bullshit on Facebook.

Our enemies know the American public will eat up anything and everything they see online...and we have yet to disappoint.

Yaaaaaaay

Trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I used to work for the govt and know their secrets. I’m a level 100 Colonel and just unlocked the Advanced UAV. My neighbor knows a guy who just maxed out his Division character so we now have a biochem expert.

 

[Maggot]

We're all doomed. Put your head between you legs and kiss your sweet ass goodbye.

 

[Aries256]

Im surprised commifornia hasnt declared martial law yet. Creepy tho how light traffic is.

 

[1J04]

Gimp?

The Gimp, who's also shit house crazy, is in the Medical Isolation Unit............ I'm not kidding.

 

[M8541Reaper]

Substitute CV-19 for "Cobalt, whatever, whatever".................

The Bear Pit is tryin to steal the essence of others. ? I love that movie.

 

[Secant]

I don't know about a nationwide lockdown,

but streaming services would do us all a favor if they locked Walking Dead and the like. Way too many dipshits think this is the way out of their normal shitty lives, and they'll rise to be king in the wasteland.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I used to work for the govt and know their secrets. I’m a level 100 Colonel and just unlocked the Advanced UAV. My neighbor knows a guy who just maxed out his Division character so we now have a biochem expert.

Wow! Colonel? Is that you? I got me a shit bucket like you told me sir.

 

[1J04]

We're all doomed. The Abyss is gonna put his head between your legs and kiss your sweat sack.


FIFY Blister Lips

 

[armorpl8chikn]

We're all doomed. Put your head between you legs and kiss your sweet ass goodbye.

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Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass?
If I could do that they wouldn't have to quarantine me.

 

[atepointer]

The past few weeks have provided a great party for the tinfoilers it's been quite a sight to behold. There are a few of you fellers here who may want to switch to a padded helmet though.

 

[Threadcutter308]

The Bear Pit is tryin to steal the essence of others. ?

And having a fair degree of success, I might add

 

[M8541Reaper]

Wow! Colonel? Is that you? I got me a shit bucket like you told me sir.

You’re well on your way to unlocking the Atlas CAL for your knife. Keep up the great work.

 

[atepointer]

OK foilers.....Trump just addressed this conspiracy. No, he has no plans to do it. Yes, he could do it if he deemed it necessary. Well duh as if we didn't know that already.

On the flip side i think m iphone has coronaas or siri does

 

[Deleted member 137765]

Guy is with Naval intelligence (I'm right next to Camp Pendleton) and says the quarantine will be swiftly extended six more weeks thereafter. He's prepared for two months of serious inconvenience. Hope you guys are right and he's wrong but if I were POTUS and planning to make this call...I'd leak it beforehand too. Laugh away, we'll know this week.

 

[atepointer]

Guy is with Naval intelligence (I'm right next to Camp Pendleton) and says the quarantine will be swiftly extended six more weeks thereafter. He's prepared for two months of serious inconvenience. Hope you guys are right and he's wrong but if I were POTUS and planning to make this call...I'd leak it beforehand too. Laugh away, we'll know this week.

Wait a minute you posted this was happening in the next 48 hours. Now it's not? How reliable is this Naval intel?

No one denies this *could* happen, but you came on here saying reliably it was on in 48 hours. So what is it? Now the reliability is down to Trump possibly leaking it? Do you work for Rachel Maddow by chance this is how her news stories go.

 

[Maggot]

1j04 said

We're all doomed. The Abyss is gonna put his head between your legs and kiss your sweat sack.


FIFY Blister Lips


Maggot says:

Still trying to suck my dick, eh Jimmy One Jerk Off

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I'll tell you fucking trolls and tin foil wearing knuckleheads this:
The Corona virus may get me, but I can go to my reward in heaven having witnessed, the most epic trollspiracy meme-o-rific time in the history of the internet.

I'm all about a good conspiracy but.....damn.