If I had magical catlike powers....
I can tell you "where's Bruce" in the time it's take me to click a few buttons.
I can tell you "where's Bruce" in the time it's take me to click a few buttons.
With all respect, unless he's an Airborne MARSOC SEAL Beret working for SAD, I don't believe jack-shit.
But if everyone is at home, how am I going to steal all their TP when theyre gone at work?
We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!
If that happens here, I hope I get the good looking FEMALE prostitutes... yes. I added "female" because I know how the pit works.
Otherwise to the OP, proof or its bullshit. Name your source.
Dude....are you saying my guy isn't OAF?
This shit is happening man! In 48 hou.....er...2 wee......er....it's gonna be a month I think.
We're being told when the quarantine starts we have to take a few Inmates home with us. I just hope we get to pick'm cuz the dude in Padded is whack!
Where you see problems, I see possibilities!
The amount of work that would be done in the yard during this time would be unimaginable.
Marcel Marceau spoke of this in the News tomorrow.
If I survive this thing? I got first dibs on the 10-1 women to man thing.
Oh no, I'm sure he's plenty OAF. But he's not as OAF as the guys a friend of my cousin knows on the internet. They're the real deal, man, and Delta SAS to boot.
If I survive this thing? I got first dibs on the 10-1 women to man thing.
I forsee death by snu-snu for you.
Please let me know when it’s time to run naked through the streets screaming.
I went to high school in the early 70's ocassionally.
Did you know they will kick you out for doing that.
Yes, there is quarantine going on right now atleast for people who people who are returning from their all expenses paid vacation courtesy of uncle, after that still travel restrictions apply to them and family until atleast may.
I assume that goes for all branches?
I assume that goes for all branches?
WOLVERINES!!!!! You all were thinking it, I just said it......
Navy intel? Nah, probably a SEAL the book will be out next week! Kidding, kidding!
I gots a VA appointment tomorrow, they haven't told me not to come!
I gots a VA appointment tomorrow, they haven't told me not to come!
I watch a lot of Cops, walking dead, the movie outbreak, and I have a lot of experience with washing hands. If you play the recent Trump news conference backwards you can hear the correct episode of South Park to watch which if watched backwards tells you the exact location the CIA released the virus.
Hi,
As I mentioned in another thread...when the .gov cancels the largest military exhibition in the USA then I will listen to what might be coming down the pipeline..until then I just had a great Sushi lunch and there was TP in the restroom...so all good here.
Sincerely,
Theis
As I mentioned in another thread...when the .gov cancels the largest military exhibition in the USA then I will listen to what might be coming down the pipeline..until then I just had a great Sushi lunch and there was TP in the restroom...so all good here.
Sincerely,
Theis
You’re killing me.Hi,
As I mentioned in another thread...when the .gov cancels the largest military exhibition in the USA then I will listen to what might be coming down the pipeline..until then I just had a great Sushi lunch and there was TP in the restroom...so all good here.
Sincerely,
Theis
Ohio closed all bars and restaurants other than carry out as of 9 P.M.
Put the NVGs away and do daylight house raids. That's the only way you gon get them neighbors to show U sum respect.
Then you can take over the lake and be King.
But its much more fun winning the prize on the team board for the category of 'make it all the way through the house to the targets bedroom without having woke them up'.
Blitzkrieg um in the ass. Or rocket attack from the u-boat you got in the lake.
Please let me know when it’s time to run naked through the streets screaming.
it’s time.
pics or it didnt happen.
I just want to ride across the country and pillage like a viking when society breaks down. Who's with me?
Remember kiddos... All you need is water, motrin, and a change of socks. If that doesn't work it means one of two things;
1. You got the ghona-herpa-cyphil-aids and need some penis-cillin (make sure you get the shot and the pills)
2. You better fake it till you make it, cuz the silver bullet is cummin
1. You got the ghona-herpa-cyphil-aids and need some penis-cillin (make sure you get the shot and the pills)
2. You better fake it till you make it, cuz the silver bullet is cummin
This will happen the second tobacco becomes scarce, and we all go mad-max for copenhagen
Speaking of that, I better run a pick up another couple rolls.This will happen the second tobacco becomes scarce, and we all go mad-max for copenhagen
What pisses me off is everybody panic-buying the 5.56 ammo. I used to get cases of M193 for $275 or less. Over the last few days it jumped to $350-400 and now not even available most places.
I use copper foil for it relieves the pain in my head and removes most of the voices that i hear.
The problem is that you mixed "Naval" and "Intelligence" in the same sentence. I'm sorry...now I know its a hoax.
My IMT got put on standby, so I've got a 21 day supply in my red bag now hahaha. If nothing else, the right side of my jaw will be corona free!! BTW, tobacco is an antiseptic. The GF can't complain about it now!
If you shoot enough without earpro the tinnitus will drown out the voices.
We have 100 million gun owners, we have 200 million people with toilet paper. Do the math there will be no shortage of TP depending on which group your in.
I thought the tinnitus I have is from the people ringing bells in my head so it just ear damage so I'm not crazy now, thanks.
You might still be crazy. Just sayin'
Haven't laughed this hard, this long, for a good while. OP has NO CLUE what he's unleashed...........
Now lemme tell ya bout what this retired Boatswains Mate who's gotta Daughter, Billy, who's a Boiler Tech onboard CVN-77, "The Bush" said. According to BTFN Bafarada this whole thing started with the Jews. Prove me wrong.......
Now lemme tell ya bout what this retired Boatswains Mate who's gotta Daughter, Billy, who's a Boiler Tech onboard CVN-77, "The Bush" said. According to BTFN Bafarada this whole thing started with the Jews. Prove me wrong.......
Only way to be sure is to drink some lead and mercury... If you get more crazy then you were sane before, if it doesn't get worse then you have been crazy for a while
My dad used to work for the government as a highway engineer and he said ya'll dumb. He's also 73 and lives in the woods and makes his own TP.
Only way to be sure is to drink some lead and mercury... If you get more crazy then you were sane before, if it doesn't get worse then you have been crazy for a while
I believe the official test calls for Absinthe. Enough of which, by the way, also cures Coronavirus!
“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”
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