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[Zeroit]

So I think my wife is a little late to the prepper game, the other day she said she ordered "some" toilet paper online, she said they are industrial sized and you'll have to build a rack.
Also said it's about 27500 feet, my response was is it quilted, double ply, single?I don't know?
I said you know that's roughly 5 fucking miles of tp!
Then I thought when she uses tp it sounds like a general electric mini gun spinning, so maybe a good thing.
She never said the cost, and I didn't ask.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

What pisses me off is everybody panic-buying the 5.56 ammo. I used to get cases of M193 for $275 or less. Over the last few days it jumped to $350-400 and now not even available most places.

Dude...calm man, you're being very undude.
You got yours right?
Let em buy it up...cause you know what? You and I gonna buy that shit for $.15 per when the fargin bottom drops out on the back side of the glut.
"Let them eat M193."
- Crazy Old Joe the Warlord

 

[candyx]

So I think my wife is a little late to the prepper game, the other day she said she ordered "some" toilet paper online, she said they are industrial sized and you'll have to build a rack.
Also said it's about 27500 feet, my response was is it quilted, double ply, single?I don't know?
I said you know that's roughly 5 fucking miles of tp!
Then I thought when she uses tp it sounds like a general electric mini gun spinning, so maybe a good thing.
She never said the cost, and I didn't ask.

That size rolls sounds like kraft paper which isn't quilted.......

 

[WestDesertPRS]

Dude...calm man, you're being very undude.
You got yours right?
Let em buy it up...cause you know what? You and I gonna buy that shit for $.15 per when the fargin bottom drops out on the back side of the glut.
"Let them eat M193."
- Crazy Old Joe the Warlord

Too true. I'll take that price when everyone realizes this shit was a nothingburger.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Haven't laughed this hard, this long, for a good while. OP has NO CLUE what he's unleashed...........

Now lemme tell ya bout what this retired Boatswains Mate who's gotta Daughter, Billy, who's a Boiler Tech onboard CVN-77, "The Bush" said. According to BTFN Bafarada this whole thing started with the Jews. Prove me wrong.......

Ah bullshit. The Jew had nothing to do with it, it was two white cocksuckers and the deal was made a long time ago. PFFFT!

 

[10ring'r]

I have been told by a reliable source within the military that a nationwide quarantine will be imposed by Homeland & Trump within the next 48 hours. It will follow the Italian model. Prepare to work from home (if possible) and for major inconvenience.

Pics or it didn't happen! Mac

 

[Mike Casselton]

Dude...calm man, you're being very undude.
You got yours right?
Let em buy it up...cause you know what? You and I gonna buy that shit for $.15 per when the fargin bottom drops out on the back side of the glut.
"Let them eat M193."
- Crazy Old Joe the Warlord

Speaking of crazy Joes...

WTF is this?

Why in hell would we want to plant any more Bidens?
The one we have is bad enough?

 

[Snuby642]

I believe the official test calls for Absinthe. Enough of which, by the way, also cures Coronavirus!

You will wake up naked maybe if lucky with a woman.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Speaking of crazy Joes...

WTF is this?

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Why in hell would we want to plant any more Bidens?
The one we have is bad enough?

I'm guessing you make tea with it....drink it, shit your pants and forget who you are for 2 days. Challenge random strangers to step outside everywhere you go.

 

[coach4christ]

it’s time.

pics or it didnt happen.

 

[Darayavaus]

allegedly gunstores are being shut down in PA and other states.

 

[Darayavaus]

So I think my wife is a little late to the prepper game, the other day she said she ordered "some" toilet paper online, she said they are industrial sized and you'll have to build a rack.
Also said it's about 27500 feet, my response was is it quilted, double ply, single?I don't know?
I said you know that's roughly 5 fucking miles of tp!

It's going to be this stuff.

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[Zeroit]

I thought the French only used bedets?

 

[Darayavaus]

I thought the French only used bedets?

if that.
When I was in Paris, the whole place smelled like shit and BO.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

allegedly gunstores are being shut down in PA and other states.

Thaaaatttsssnnnootttgonnnaaaheeeelllpp....

 

[Darayavaus]

Thaaaatttsssnnnootttgonnnaaaheeeelllpp....

confirmed. and they have been told that if they fail to comply, the PANG and state police "can" enforce.

 

[OldSalty]

Thaaaatttsssnnnootttgonnnaaaheeeelllpp....

Probably a step to counter the 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer situation, but...

City dwelling anti-gunners might be getting a bit nervous.

I suppose they find some comfort in that the NG and police will keep them all safe if shit gets crazy. At least for a while...

And if they do have to flee, doubt they will find much love in the burbs and even less in the countryside.

 

[Dirty D]

Weirdos!

 

[armorpl8chikn]

City dwelling anti-gunners might be getting a bit nervous.

I suppose they find some comfort in that the NG and police will keep them all safe if shit gets crazy. At least for a while...

And if they do have to flee, doubt they will find much love in the burbs and even less in the countryside.

Yeah....
Well....
Country folk are all kind of down home polite, y'all come on in and sit a spell, Fried Forrest Green Tomato Gumps. Let shit go side ways, and them same folks will point out how "you ain't from round here" Deliverance style.

 

[Jscb1b]

I just want everyone to get sick and fucking DIE! Coronavirus this coronavirus that! FUCK! I've had enough!

 

[Darayavaus]

I just want everyone to get sick and fucking DIE! Coronavirus this coronavirus that! FUCK! I've had enough!

 

[Jscb1b]

I grew up listening to BOC.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Does anyone have any family trapped behind the wires??
Friend said this, neighbor said that, www said maybe, tabloid said possibly, super secret squirrel said definitely a possibility, yada yada yada.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Snuby642]

Assessing wire placement, it keeps moving by the hour.

 

[Jigstick]

Yeah it’s full on nuts out there. Had to pull my CCW today in Dollar General parking lot as I was almost robbed and mugged

 

[Darayavaus]

Weirdos!

fortunately, PA has the right man...er...woman...er....whateverthefuck that is in charge of the health crisis.

 

[BytorJr]

It's reading threads like this I'm torn. Exhibit 1: do all gun people have aluminum foil hats? Exhibit 2: At one time I thought it may actually be possible to have too much of anything and was considering throwing out stuff to clean house....now...now I'm not so sure. WTH is going to happen when a REAL emergency happens?

 

[GrayRyder]

In Pennsylvania, they're shutting down all the State Stores (for many years, the state government of Pennsylvania was THE ONLY seller of alcoholic beverages in the state) at 9pm tomorrow. Talk about rush on business.

I've been watching the local Walmart and I've established the delivery schedule. My TP raid is scheduled for tomorrow at...., never mind, I don't want to let any of the rest of you know what time the TP is showing up.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

fortunately, PA has the right man...er...woman...er....whateverthefuck that is in charge of the health crisis.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

SF Bay area just announced a shelter in place (whatever the fuck that means) and non essential workers to stay home until April 6.

Shits coming to a grinding stop.

Restaurants to serve take out only.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Hi,

Does anyone have any family trapped behind the wires??
Friend said this, neighbor said that, www said maybe, tabloid said possibly, super secret squirrel said definitely a possibility, yada yada yada.

Sincerely,
Theis

The only direct "problem" we have right now is the UK is now shut down. The wife's mum isn't in the best of health and a travel ban would be a bit of a situation if Mum were to die.
Wife's friend in Denmark has the Wuhan crud, and has been quarantined. She said it's like a bad cold.

That's all I got.

 

[Shootin25]

SF Bay area just announced a shelter in place (whatever the fuck that means) and non essential workers to stay home until April 6.

Shits coming to a grinding stop.

Restaurants to serve take out only.

Los Angeles will follow shortly.

Our NoCal division closed construction projects effective today. SoCal division planning to do the same if required.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

RACIST!!!!
someone had to say it.

 

[JM4590]

 

[clcustom1911]

In Soviet Russia, quarantine find youuu


I'm pinging my deep state friends about this bullshit.

 

[candyx]

fortunately, PA has the right man...er...woman...er....whateverthefuck that is in charge of the health crisis.

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How many SH members from Pa dated this dude ? Be honest now its for a survey.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

It's good to see Vindman got a job commensurate with his proclivities.

 

[atomic41]

My dad used to work for the government as a highway engineer and he said ya'll dumb. He's also 73 and lives in the woods and makes his own TP.

Well my dad has an awesome set of tools...we can fix this!

 

[clcustom1911]

Hi,

As I mentioned in another thread...when the .gov cancels the largest military exhibition in the USA then I will listen to what might be coming down the pipeline..until then I just had a great Sushi lunch and there was TP in the restroom...so all good here.

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Sincerely,
Theis

I just came back from the gym and people rat-fucked the toilet paper dispensers in the bathrooms.

Fucking 3rd world shit... but did you expect anything different in southern kalifornia?

 

[Dirty D]

fortunately, PA has the right man...er...woman...er....whateverthefuck that is in charge of the health crisis.

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That’s @1J04 in drag, he/she/xe likes to dress up.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I just came back from the gym and people rat-fucked the toilet paper dispensers in the bathrooms.

Fucking 3rd world shit... but did you expect anything different in southern kalifornia?

Fucking animals.

 

[clcustom1911]

I grew up listening to BOC.

 

[clcustom1911]

That’s @1J04 in drag, he/she/xe likes to dress up.

I almost spit out my dip!!

Perfect

 

[uffduh]

Furloughed 25 employees, they asked about wages so I gave them each a roll of tp. They said I was generous.

 

[SawtoothShooter]

I almost spit out my dip!!

Perfect

Don't do that, snuff's more precious than any number of shit tickets while you still have shirts with sleeves

 

[Dirty D]

I almost spit out my dip!!

Perfect

1J04 may be ugly enough to make Amtrak take a dirt road but he has soft hands.

 

[SawtoothShooter]

Update from north Idaho. The unthinkable has happened... We are officially out of H1000 (and most other useful powders, and factory ammo in service calibers).

In other news (albeit uninteresting news) stores are now rationing paper/cleaning products, dairy, eggs, bread, frozen meats, and canned/dried goods. Approximately half to 2/3 of vehicles I am seeing are from the people's republic of Washington, and vehicle break-ins have seen a marked uptick. On a good note, the state liquor stores are running some sweet sales and the new rifle is finally getting cerakoted

 

[Snuby642]

So today Dallas and Tarrant counties shut down restaurants as of midnight.

My neighborhood torment begins.

They will have the munchies all nite long.

I will quickly identify libtatds with this pulled pork fire.

And guard my tp stash all nite while drinking in my own space.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Bay Area orders ‘shelter in place,’ only essential businesses open in 6 counties

The orders fall just short of a full lockdown, and it wasn’t immediately clear how, or...

www.sfchronicle.com

 

[clcustom1911]

It says shelter in place unless you need to go to the:

Doctor
Grocery shopping
For a walk/jog
Laundromat
Get take out food
Go to work


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