Maggie’s Projected Winner!

[diverdon]

Every time I open Facebook the first thing I see is a Presidential winner has been projected. Well Fuckerberg has no special standing so I'm going to make my own projection. Diverdon win! Over 300,000,000 write in votes. One Snipers Hide Member said he got everyone in his State to vote for Diverdon to insure the best man got the job.

Thanks guys! I never expected this so I'll need some help building my platform and cabinet.

So far I'm thinking:

1) that all government subsidies that go to pro sports will hence forth go to rod and gun clubs.

2) Judge Jeanine will be appointed special counsel to peruse Biden corruption.

3) Army Jerry is sec def, I don't wanna run out of bullets.

4) The Horta is sec ed, people might as well get out of school knowing which night vision works best for them, as well as how to earn the money to pay for it.

5) The German gets State dept cause fuck our enemies and help out friends.

6) Frank is Homland security. Crack down on those rioters.

7) Mister Ridge for EPA, because I have V8's too. Any one don't like it frack em.

8) Rthur gets The Fed because money is important.


I'm open to suggestions cause that's all I got so far.

 

[_Windrider_]

Am I be the head of the intelligence community? I like doing shady shit in the shadows. Black ops will be off the hook.

 

[Rthur]

I'll run the Fed.

R

 

[Mister Ridge]

Can I head the EPA? I want to make sure the greenies stop fucking with my V8s.

 

[_Windrider_]

Can I head the EPA? I want to make sure the greenies stop fucking with my V8s.

And my diesel

 

[ScarlettRed]

I think you mean Judge Jeanine. Judge Judy is a Bloomberg ass barnacle.

 

[diverdon]

I'll run the Fed.

R

Thanks Ide worried about finding a good man got that position.

 

[diverdon]

I think you mean Judge Jeanine. Judge Judy is a Bloomberg ass barnacle.

Indeed thank you for that correction.

 

[diverdon]

Can I head the EPA? I want to make sure the greenies stop fucking with my V8s.

Edited the op. I'll expect $1.00 regular gas by year three.

 

[Jscb1b]

Can I riot now? My white privileged ass is tired of working.

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

Can I run BATFE
Cause I like all guns and stuff

 

[Bender]

When does all the free stuff show up?

do I need to riot first? Or block traffic?

asking for a friend

 

[Barneybdb]

Do you need an Australian Ambassador????

 

[diverdon]

Can I riot now? My white privileged ass is tired of working.

I'll have to work out with Frank wether rioters should be shot or burned. But no to riots.

 

[Jscb1b]

Shit! You gonna make whitey work. That's racist!

 

[diverdon]

Do you need an Australian Ambassador????

I will but I'm going to have to find an American for the job. If you are willing you can be his advisor.

 

[Jscb1b]

Well if you're going to make me work, I'll do it.

 

[diverdon]

When does all the free stuff show up?

do I need to riot first? Or block traffic?

asking for a friend

The air you breath and the sun that warms you is free. If you want more than that be productive.

 

[diverdon]

Can I run BATFE
Cause I like all guns and stuff

I'm having trouble seeing what they would do. I'm leaning forward disbanding them and FBI.

 

[candyx]

Gun sales should be off the chart again.

 

[candyx]

I guess we are the Projected Losers

 

[diverdon]

Am I be the head of the intelligence community? I like doing shady shit in the shadows. Black ops will be off the hook.

If it turns out I need that sort of thing then you will be the guy.

 

[Jscb1b]

What about my appointment as ambassador to Australia?

 

[rtB]

I want to be appointed to be assigned to lead the head of the department of redundancy department.

 

[candyx]

Hillary back in Joe's cabinet so she can show Joe the proper way to shake down foreign governments to fund your personal
foundation.

 

[6.5SH]

I volunteer for Ambassadorship here:

 

[nn8734]

I would like to be in charge of all nuclear weapons and granted launch/release authority of said weapons.

Have some scores to settle...

 

[KZP]

I would like to head up the Bureau of Cultural Diversity & Inclusion. I plan on doing absolutely nothing.

 

[diverdon]

Gun sales should be off the chart again.

Most likely when most people find that they cam order a real machine gun mail order or get a Saturday Nite Special from a vending machine any time will feel less urgency to acquire firearms beyond what they actually use.

 

[diverdon]

I would like to head up the Bureau of Cultural Diversity & Inclusion. I plan on doing absolutely nothing.

You're the man for the job.

 

[diverdon]

I would like to be in charge of all nuclear weapons and granted launch/release authority of said weapons.

Have some scores to settle...

Those will have to be cleared by me. I'll be the decider on nuclear weapons.

 

[diverdon]

I want to be appointed to be assigned to lead the head of the department of redundancy department.

I'm looking for a guy to hunt redundancy down and weed it out, want the job?

 

[Bolo]

I would like to be the Assistant Secretary of the Army for Civil Works.
(it's a real thing, I swear)
Someone needs to declare the swamp "protected wetlands" and have it bulldozed.
Awful lot of cities need really high dams built around them, too. Rising ocean levels and all. Has anyone seen a 360° dam? Well, you will if I'm appointed.

 

[craigos]

Every time I open Facebook the first thing I see is a Presidential winner has been projected. Well Fuckerberg has no special standing so I'm going to make my own projection. Diverdon win! Over 300,000,000 write in votes. One Snipers Hide Member said he got everyone in his State to vote for Diverdon to insure the best man got the job.

Thanks guys! I never expected this so I'll need some help building my platform and cabinet.

So far I'm thinking:

1) that all government subsidies that go to pro sports will hence forth go to rod and gun clubs.

2) Judge Jeanine will be appointed special counsel to peruse Biden corruption.

3) Army Jerry is sec def, I don't wanna run out of bullets.

4) The Horta is sec ed, people might as well get out of school knowing which night vision works best for them, as well as how to earn the money to pay for it.

5) The German gets State dept cause fuck our enemies and help out friends.

6) Frank is Homland security. Crack down on those rioters.

7) Mister Ridge for EPA, because I have V8's too. Any one don't like it frack em.

8) Rthur gets The Fed because money is important.


I'm open to suggestions cause that's all I got so far.

Where were all these fucking FB tools in 2016 - during the "aint my president", russian collusion etc etc. Its like they didnt give a fuck until now and almost they were waiting. So fucking disgusting.

 

[kimbergoldmatch]

When does all the free stuff show up?

do I need to riot first? Or block traffic?

asking for a friend

It depends, who’s in charge of the money tree?

 

[TACC]

I would like to be the Assistant Secretary of the Army for Civil Works.
(it's a real thing, I swear)
Someone needs to declare the swamp "protected wetlands" and have it bulldozed.
Awful lot of cities need really high dams built around them, too. Rising ocean levels and all. Has anyone seen a 360° dam? Well, you will if I'm appointed.

Isn't that called a moat?

 

[6.5SH]

Isn't that called a moat?

To-may-to, to-mah-to

 

[Bolo]

Isn't that called a moat?

Nah, but fill it with enough water and you can call it a swimming pool.

 

[diverdon]

I would like to be the Assistant Secretary of the Army for Civil Works.
(it's a real thing, I swear)
Someone needs to declare the swamp "protected wetlands" and have it bulldozed.
Awful lot of cities need really high dams built around them, too. Rising ocean levels and all. Has anyone seen a 360° dam? Well, you will if I'm appointed.

We are going to be cutting taxes far too much to take on huge new public works projects.

 

[anon]

The obvious question is why do you open Facebook?

 

[socalmarine]

MtnCreek to head up diversity and inclusion

 

[diverdon]

Thanks for playing my little game. Of course we all know no one wrote in my name, and as much as I'm sure you guys would do a great job in those positions, I will never be able to give you those jobs. Too bad that.

The entire point it that the winner of any political race in America is not established by proclamation. The winner is established by counting the legitimate votes. Which votes in the swing states are legitimate will be decided by the court. We must have a good chance of prevailing or the Democrats would stand back and let us make fools of ourselves, they're not. Their demands for concession seem desperate.

As for me, I'll never believe the people who've lied to us every day for the last four years. I'll believe President Trump who has done the work of three men to save our country.

 

[Steel head]

Can I run the FAP?


Facebook and the media can eat a giant Shit burger.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Since owning guns is a right the government should pay for them.

2nd amendment stimulus package. Gun for every person.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

I'll look after the I.C.D. building.

Immigration
Citizenship
Deportation

'nuff said.

 

[BullGear]

I can be the president's Spiritual Guide. Amen.