Dude in the hat must be about a hunnert years old.
And he is hangin with his Great granddaughter's school friend.
And he is hangin with his Great granddaughter's school friend.
Maggie’s Real Pussy vs. Fleshlight
- Thread starter Strykervet
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Well, one aged like a fine wine and one like cheese forgotten in the back of the fridge.
just razzin ya @Trigger Monkey
you give hope to all us single douche bags that we too could have a classy dame who likes guns.
And a sense of humor
just razzin ya @Trigger Monkey
you give hope to all us single douche bags that we too could have a classy dame who likes guns.
And a sense of humor
You’re 29 if you’re a day. Now, what did I win?!
Attachments
Then I truly am screwed!!
Oh well.
when I finish work, Im gonna size brass, eat BBQ, then size more brass.
Listening to Hank the whole time.
Except maybe Free Bird!
and order some crap on the internet that no one will give me hell about. Which is the story that got @LaraCroft to join up and laugh at us jackwagons in the first place
Oh well.
when I finish work, Im gonna size brass, eat BBQ, then size more brass.
Listening to Hank the whole time.
Except maybe Free Bird!
and order some crap on the internet that no one will give me hell about. Which is the story that got @LaraCroft to join up and laugh at us jackwagons in the first place
Fleshlight can't get half your stuff and attach your pension...
Besides, after the booger-lou starts, anyone with weapons, good survival skills and warlord potential will be awash in available ladies. The fat and ugly ones will be working in the fields with the rest of the sick and the weak.
Sirhr
Besides, after the booger-lou starts, anyone with weapons, good survival skills and warlord potential will be awash in available ladies. The fat and ugly ones will be working in the fields with the rest of the sick and the weak.
Sirhr
Ha!
i been wonderin why the honeys been askin to fix me grub n take me to dinner.
they are gettin nervous.
makin some sense now.
im too grumpy for it to any other way.
i been wonderin why the honeys been askin to fix me grub n take me to dinner.
they are gettin nervous.
makin some sense now.
im too grumpy for it to any other way.
My warlord plan is rather different.
I'll let all the others in the group worry about wanting women.
After we get done rebuilding society the way it should be, I'll Just gather up some young orphans that appear to come from excellent genetic stock and raise them to be fine upstanding citizens, myself, once things get all settled down and I can find a nice place to be the local judge, headmaster and preacher.
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Then I truly am screwed!!
Oh well.
when I finish work, Im gonna size brass, eat BBQ, then size more brass.
Listening to Hank the whole time.
Except maybe Free Bird!
and order some crap on the internet that no one will give me hell about. Which is the story that got @LaraCroft to join up and laugh at us jackwagons in the first place
I'm gonna grab some boobies and order some stuff too. One down, one to go.
I’m thinking of a number between one and one hundred. Now don’t tell me I’m not in the ballpark....
Ok, I won't tell you that you are not in the ballpark.
Got roped into doing a health and welfare inspection in Afghanistan in 2010, no one else to go with the guy doing it, so yah...
We get to one of the last rooms, wall lockers are in the middle dividing the room, sheets for privacy.
Side A, shit wired tight, clean, organized, zero issues.
Side B, fucking disaster, nastiest room I've ever seen. This guy was in the middle of a chapter and had zero fucks left. Then I see it... Right there on the night stand... A desktop fan, shield removed, impeller removed, fleshlight attached to rotating assembly with some sort of glue, giant (at least half a gallon) sized bucket of "anal lube" with no top sitting next to it. I noped right the fuck on out and so did the Captain doing the inspection.
We get to one of the last rooms, wall lockers are in the middle dividing the room, sheets for privacy.
Side A, shit wired tight, clean, organized, zero issues.
Side B, fucking disaster, nastiest room I've ever seen. This guy was in the middle of a chapter and had zero fucks left. Then I see it... Right there on the night stand... A desktop fan, shield removed, impeller removed, fleshlight attached to rotating assembly with some sort of glue, giant (at least half a gallon) sized bucket of "anal lube" with no top sitting next to it. I noped right the fuck on out and so did the Captain doing the inspection.
Well.
never seen or tried a fleshlight.
have had relations with a real woman. A beautiful one.
guess it depends if you can get a good One or not
If they were All like my ex wife, Handy is gonna hafta work.
never seen or tried a fleshlight.
have had relations with a real woman. A beautiful one.
guess it depends if you can get a good One or not
If they were All like my ex wife, Handy is gonna hafta work.
