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Shanksters daily life. (PLEASE ADD TO THIS STORY)
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"Shankster, I love you!" And Maser finally revealed his mancrush........
"Shankster, I love you!" And Maser finally revealed his mancrush........
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Shankster immediately kicked Maser in the balls. The force of the kick caused Maser's piss-soaked diaper to.....
Shankster immediately kicked Maser in the balls. The force of the kick caused Maser's piss-soaked diaper to.....
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Explode sending bits and pieces of crystallized urine into the air contaminating the area. The yellow fallout cloud started to move with the wind heading towards Shankters home town of Post Falls, Idaho.
In fear of the worse FEMA told everyone to evac the area so instead of leaving Shankster’s list of large girlfriends lined up and
Explode sending bits and pieces of crystallized urine into the air contaminating the area. The yellow fallout cloud started to move with the wind heading towards Shankters home town of Post Falls, Idaho.
In fear of the worse FEMA told everyone to evac the area so instead of leaving Shankster’s list of large girlfriends lined up and
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He put on a bio suite and went into the heart of town to the lounge in which the big girls waited for him. Maser shows up with a pack of rabid hamsters and tries to eliminate the fatties so that he can have all of Shankster's loving. After the big Bertha's fried the little hamsters and ate them Maser was reduced to nothing, he cried for hours and made a youtube video about how his life sucks and.............
He put on a bio suite and went into the heart of town to the lounge in which the big girls waited for him. Maser shows up with a pack of rabid hamsters and tries to eliminate the fatties so that he can have all of Shankster's loving. After the big Bertha's fried the little hamsters and ate them Maser was reduced to nothing, he cried for hours and made a youtube video about how his life sucks and.............
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Put an end to this story because it's stupid and pointless.
The End
Put an end to this story because it's stupid and pointless.
The End
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But like any good story there is a sequel, so...........
But like any good story there is a sequel, so...........
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Masers youtube video became an internet sensation and soon he realized all along that he was just a boy, in a diaper, lost and lonely in the world surrounded by Shanksters horde...
Masers youtube video became an internet sensation and soon he realized all along that he was just a boy, in a diaper, lost and lonely in the world surrounded by Shanksters horde...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... coerced the Pittsburgh Steelers fan into slowly lowering her massive backside onto his face.
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<span style="font-weight: bold">Shank would hit...</span> </div></div>
You've officially earned the title of <span style="font-weight: bold">Suicide Banger</span>
I actually puked myself a little looking at the picture above ...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... coerced the Pittsburgh Steelers fan into slowly lowering her massive backside onto his face.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Shank would hit...</span> </div></div>
You've officially earned the title of <span style="font-weight: bold">Suicide Banger</span>
I actually puked myself a little looking at the picture above ...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... coerced the Pittsburgh Steelers fan into slowly lowering her massive backside onto his face.
</div></div>
<span style="font-weight: bold">Shank would hit...</span> </div></div>
You've officially earned the title of <span style="font-weight: bold">Suicide Banger</span>
I actually puked myself a little looking at the picture above ...
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Who can blame you? Dio che schifo!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: HotIce</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... coerced the Pittsburgh Steelers fan into slowly lowering her massive backside onto his face.
<span style="font-weight: bold">Shank would hit...</span> </div></div>
You've officially earned the title of <span style="font-weight: bold">Suicide Banger</span>
I actually puked myself a little looking at the picture above ...
</div></div>
Who can blame you? Dio che schifo!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: phantasm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Masers youtube video became an internet sensation and soon he realized all along that he was just a boy, in a diaper, lost and lonely in the world surrounded by Shanksters horde... </div></div>
He then proceeded to suck start a 12GA and there was ceremonies everywhere.... people chanted "The hamster raping fag is dead!" and then......
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: phantasm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Masers youtube video became an internet sensation and soon he realized all along that he was just a boy, in a diaper, lost and lonely in the world surrounded by Shanksters horde... </div></div>
He then proceeded to suck start a 12GA and there was ceremonies everywhere.... people chanted "The hamster raping fag is dead!" and then......
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Put an end to this story because it's stupid and pointless.
The End </div></div>
Arnold Arnoldski, is that you?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Maser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Put an end to this story because it's stupid and pointless.
The End </div></div>
Arnold Arnoldski, is that you?
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As Maser spiraled down into hell all of the internet world cheered, the troll was finally going to a place where he could no longer bother anyone. But then he met Satan......
As Maser spiraled down into hell all of the internet world cheered, the troll was finally going to a place where he could no longer bother anyone. But then he met Satan......
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYshooter338$</div><div class="ubbcode-body">As Maser spiraled down into hell all of the internet world cheered, the troll was finally going to a place where he could no longer bother anyone. But then he met Satan...... </div></div>
Satan knew Maser from the videos Maser posted of himself in his high school gym shorts pissing down his leg that Maser posted on a gay website and Satan decides that instead of pissing off everyone one in hell Satan would send Maser to....
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KYshooter338$</div><div class="ubbcode-body">As Maser spiraled down into hell all of the internet world cheered, the troll was finally going to a place where he could no longer bother anyone. But then he met Satan...... </div></div>
Satan knew Maser from the videos Maser posted of himself in his high school gym shorts pissing down his leg that Maser posted on a gay website and Satan decides that instead of pissing off everyone one in hell Satan would send Maser to....
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..<span style="font-style: italic">jump to handheld cut of Maser being joyously carried upon the wasted shoulders of a small horde of The Damned, as he exclaims...</span>,
..<span style="font-style: italic">jump to handheld cut of Maser being joyously carried upon the wasted shoulders of a small horde of The Damned, as he exclaims...</span>,
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I catch tons of salmon and Lowlight and I eat them all and we laugh at the losers who respond after this post.
I catch tons of salmon and Lowlight and I eat them all and we laugh at the losers who respond after this post.
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Then maser fell off a roller coaster to what everyone thought would be his death but meraculously he survived... Until a tour bus ran him over a few times (on purpose) and there were ceremonies everywhere..... But then
Then maser fell off a roller coaster to what everyone thought would be his death but meraculously he survived... Until a tour bus ran him over a few times (on purpose) and there were ceremonies everywhere..... But then
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He went into a coma. But they kept him in a incubation chamber because of how small and feeble he is. That and his brain was working even SLOWER then normal, for him that is. He could barely out think his beloved hamsters.
Shankster came into his incubation chamber with a large lady and had her sit on the "fresh air intake" farting constantly. It was like a thunder storm for Maser he was praying for a lighting bolt to end his misery. But just then Large Marge let out a VW sized turd. Maser was now covered in poop. Shankster laughed, taking pictures and posting them for everyone to laugh at. Next week Maser made a video of how he was giving up waxing for hamster role play.
Thats when the unthinkable happened...... Maser lost his internet connection FOREVER. He forgot to have his parents pay the bills. The collection agency took everything, hamster, cameras, computer, transformer sheets, and a gay teddy bear. It only covered $23.90 of his bills owed. Thats when he decided to get into a risky new job.......
He went into a coma. But they kept him in a incubation chamber because of how small and feeble he is. That and his brain was working even SLOWER then normal, for him that is. He could barely out think his beloved hamsters.
Shankster came into his incubation chamber with a large lady and had her sit on the "fresh air intake" farting constantly. It was like a thunder storm for Maser he was praying for a lighting bolt to end his misery. But just then Large Marge let out a VW sized turd. Maser was now covered in poop. Shankster laughed, taking pictures and posting them for everyone to laugh at. Next week Maser made a video of how he was giving up waxing for hamster role play.
Thats when the unthinkable happened...... Maser lost his internet connection FOREVER. He forgot to have his parents pay the bills. The collection agency took everything, hamster, cameras, computer, transformer sheets, and a gay teddy bear. It only covered $23.90 of his bills owed. Thats when he decided to get into a risky new job.......
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Yeah, right Binky boy, like <span style="font-style: italic">I'm</span> the Loser in this thread...LOL!!! MY goodness, you sound just like..., like..., like <span style="font-style: italic">Maser</span>...!
Yeah, right Binky boy, like <span style="font-style: italic">I'm</span> the Loser in this thread...LOL!!! MY goodness, you sound just like..., like..., like <span style="font-style: italic">Maser</span>...!
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....as Binky Boy put the final touches on his makeup,tugged up the fishnet stockings and looked in the mirror one last time while Fluffing his Blonde Wig,he thought;Fluffer?I wonder what they want me to do?He entered the dimly lit room and sat on a couch,thinking fondly of the past Hampsters and Gerbils in his life
Suddenly,the door slammed open and Peter Dickoff the Famous Porn star stood in front of the trembling,yet eager to please Binky Boy...........
....as Binky Boy put the final touches on his makeup,tugged up the fishnet stockings and looked in the mirror one last time while Fluffing his Blonde Wig,he thought;Fluffer?I wonder what they want me to do?He entered the dimly lit room and sat on a couch,thinking fondly of the past Hampsters and Gerbils in his life
Suddenly,the door slammed open and Peter Dickoff the Famous Porn star stood in front of the trembling,yet eager to please Binky Boy...........
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Tragedy struck binky biotch when they warned him "there is no more lube". Maser began to smile. But in the background he heard a familiar laugh. It was Shankster in a swimming pool with his big girls. They had used 40 gallons of astroglide to have a wrestling match. So sorry monkey boy
Tragedy struck binky biotch when they warned him "there is no more lube". Maser began to smile. But in the background he heard a familiar laugh. It was Shankster in a swimming pool with his big girls. They had used 40 gallons of astroglide to have a wrestling match. So sorry monkey boy
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I would think maser would be road kill by now living in cali how long can a guy with the name binky live anyway this the first semi mean thing I have said on the hide please dont ban me
I would think maser would be road kill by now living in cali how long can a guy with the name binky live anyway this the first semi mean thing I have said on the hide please dont ban me
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pale horse</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would think maser would be road kill by now living in cali how long can a guy with the name binky live anyway this the first semi mean thing I have said on the hide please dont ban me </div></div>
The hamsters keep him safe.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pale horse</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would think maser would be road kill by now living in cali how long can a guy with the name binky live anyway this the first semi mean thing I have said on the hide please dont ban me </div></div>
The hamsters keep him safe.
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......as the pornstar approached Maser,I mean Binky Boy,he went to work fluffing,the hampsters had never prepared him for anything like this,he thought.Just then the GAG Reflex struck Binky Boy followed by lockjaw,Peter Dickoff screamed and Maser ran past the pool and slipped on the Astroglide and right into the pool with Shankster and 14 extremely large greased up honeys............
......as the pornstar approached Maser,I mean Binky Boy,he went to work fluffing,the hampsters had never prepared him for anything like this,he thought.Just then the GAG Reflex struck Binky Boy followed by lockjaw,Peter Dickoff screamed and Maser ran past the pool and slipped on the Astroglide and right into the pool with Shankster and 14 extremely large greased up honeys............
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mr blasty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They all tried to eat him but he kept slipping away like a greased pig. </div></div>
WITH a Hampster up his ASS
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mr blasty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They all tried to eat him but he kept slipping away like a greased pig. </div></div>
WITH a Hampster up his ASS
