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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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When it happens in a $40k pickup, you’ll consider it.
Mother of God. That kid needs to see a doctor, ASAP.
I'm in the cardiology waiting room getting ready for another shot at a stress test. I got 4 people looking at me like I got mental issues. I can't stop giggling.?
So, 1. Why did you admit to mental issues? ?
2. Just because you have them, you dont tell, dont ask, don't tell... you know this... ?
3. What's this "another shot at stress test?", did you fail the first three? ??
Be safe and well brother !
BP to high last time and now this time. Nixed. I hate hospitals and getting stuck with needles for labs. I mean I REALLY hate 8n a BIG WAY. Amps me the fuck up. Numbers are skyrocket high. Go home Larry.
Oh look, it's the FB 10 year challenge.
I found the phone number for the cardiology unit, the staff are reviewing your "history".
Sorry to hear that.BP to high last time and now this time. Nixed. I hate hospitals and getting stuck with needles for labs. I mean I REALLY hate 8n a BIG WAY. Amps me the fuck up. Numbers are skyrocket high. Go home Larry.
Are they wanting you to do the treadmill or chemical version?
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BREATHE like you are going to send one at 1000yds.
Is the doc smart enough to understand you have white coat syndrome?
Really does elevate a lot of patient’s BP.
In my days we didnt even think until the SBP was over 200. People are scared, dont like the hospital for one reason or another, in pain, upset they crashed their car drunk, just did a bunch of meth......
Maybe have a little “sip” in the parking lot before you go in. Vodka. Doesnt smell on the breath...... or so they say
Really does elevate a lot of patient’s BP.
In my days we didnt even think until the SBP was over 200. People are scared, dont like the hospital for one reason or another, in pain, upset they crashed their car drunk, just did a bunch of meth......
Maybe have a little “sip” in the parking lot before you go in. Vodka. Doesnt smell on the breath...... or so they say
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical assistance.
He called her into his office and said "You graduated university and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought for a moment and then replied "Everything but my earrings".
He called her into his office and said "You graduated university and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought for a moment and then replied "Everything but my earrings".
They initially wanted me to do the bicycle dealy with restriction on the wheel till my heart rate elevated to like 220-230, but I amp the hell up going in due to my dislike of all things medical. Totally hate'm. Big time. After they get your rate up they pump gas in your veins to see exactly what the hearts doing. That's a no go and now they just want my BP down so they can amp me up with meds, then bring me back down. Not a mellow guy. Never have been. I run HOT. apparently now to hot by the time I dread going to a fucking hospital. My phobia. Ya, I said it, my phobia. As in worse fear. So now they're adding 10mg's of lisinopril to my regime for 2 weeks then go back to see how that works. They said there is an actual condition people have entering their confines and Larry is obviously one of those guys. Deal with crazy shit on a daily basis and love it. Really. But this, ya, I ain't good with. Weird I know. So if I'm amped as always next time they're gonna Xanax my ass before starting and see if I can get my mellow on. Told'm they better hit me hard cause it takes alot to knock my ass down. I know from experience. We'll see.
Edit: just seen your post @powdahound76 , yes you're right.
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Brother, not to beat this shit into the ground, but I was trying just that. Relax, breath, settle the hell down, but I apparently can't. I get in those places and am so far outta my country bumkin comfort zone I just spazz out. Bust me upside the head with a Louisville Slugger and I'll probably become docile. Short of that they're gonna have to sedate the fuck outta moi.
I’ll just send you some of my nudes. That should count for a stress test!
I know its a real deal brother. Seen it many times.
Wish i was closer to ya. I guarantee we could get this done. Cards was my thing for a while back in the day, helped a lot of folks chill out. Who knows what I put in their IV? ? wasnt vodka and it worked like a pint......
Good luck buddy.
I know its a real deal brother. Seen it many times.
Wish i was closer to ya. I guarantee we could get this done. Cards was my thing for a while back in the day, helped a lot of folks chill out. Who knows what I put in their IV? ? wasnt vodka and it worked like a pint......
Good luck buddy.
Thx Brother. It's appreciated. Now I'll stop fucking up a good forum. Apologize for the brief derail guys.
That is friggin spooky. I thought I had the lock on Karl. Gatdam! Is that the nervous hospital?!
Oh and...technically this is the socially unacceptable humor spot, place, hole, whatever. So technically you aren't derailing anything.
We are having a laugh and poking fun at you while you are possibly in some serious shit, so.....that's pretty dark.
But seriously get better soon.
Sin Serely
The Chikn
I suspect the above posting won't generate the input he is expecting, or hoping for.
You guys are only going to purgatory for a few millennia... Me, straight to Hell for this one!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Well, ok... color me wrong. MTN is going straight to Hell! Now I don't feel so bad any more!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Cheers,
Sirhr
There is no frikkin way I'm posting in this thread.
Oh wait....
Dammit.
Oh wait....
Dammit.
I actually think MLK was a great man. So was Malcolm-X. If either were alive today they would be disgusted at their legacies... which have been hijacked by, well, Communists.
It always comes back to Communists.
They thought MLK was a Communist back in the day. He was not. He was a firm believer in what, today, we would call being a bootstrap Republican. Stop depending on others... pull your self up by your own ass... and make something of yourself. What he fought against was a sh&%ton of Southern Democrats who wanted a return to antebellum days... and fought against every Civil Rights bill or action... undertaken. You know, firehoses, dogs, lynchings and killing civil rights workers from New Yawk.
IMHO... MLK deserves a holiday. Unfortunately, he got one because people think he was a Marxist... not a capitalist. But why let history get in the way of a good Leninist narrative.
Pardon my getting all historical in the Unacceptable Humor thread. Nothing funny about leftist intolerance. Or socially acceptable. According to the Communists.
Sirhr
It always comes back to Communists.
They thought MLK was a Communist back in the day. He was not. He was a firm believer in what, today, we would call being a bootstrap Republican. Stop depending on others... pull your self up by your own ass... and make something of yourself. What he fought against was a sh&%ton of Southern Democrats who wanted a return to antebellum days... and fought against every Civil Rights bill or action... undertaken. You know, firehoses, dogs, lynchings and killing civil rights workers from New Yawk.
IMHO... MLK deserves a holiday. Unfortunately, he got one because people think he was a Marxist... not a capitalist. But why let history get in the way of a good Leninist narrative.
Pardon my getting all historical in the Unacceptable Humor thread. Nothing funny about leftist intolerance. Or socially acceptable. According to the Communists.
Sirhr
He was a communist and funded by the soviets via cpusa to undermine our values and way of life. how much will be scrubbed before 2027? Just like old Abe, killing their ass just makes the sorry piece of shit a hero to the fucksticks that will believe / repeat what they're told. Did mlk have a dog? Maybe they should have just killed his dog? I'd hate to see a dog die, but it's better than making a hero out of a commie faggot. Hey mlk, tell Stalin and McCain I said...hope it fucking hurt...
Creek, You sir, are a friggin moron. With all due respect of course. Bless your heart.
Was Fredrick Douglass a commie? How about Thomas Sowell? Ben Carson? Herman Cain? Alan Keyes?
What were the values that MLK attacked so much?
Was Fredrick Douglass a commie? How about Thomas Sowell? Ben Carson? Herman Cain? Alan Keyes?
What were the values that MLK attacked so much?
So going to hell fro this, But cant stop laughing! At least She's got some moves!
Open your eyes you fucking idiot. Mlk was a self admitted commie, take his words for it, not mine. His handlers were cpusa Jew commies. The ussr funded his undermining of this country. It's ok, your side won. You can call yourself a whateverthefuck gendered wtf that you want to.
That's the same bitch that will sell a baby for her next fix... I am sure she can get help through her Obamacare.
I don’t give a shit if it’s sincere or not, I fuckin love ramblings like this!?
Here’s to the 1st and the 2nd!
Actually, he was the opposite. He said, repeatedly, that Christianity and Communism could not co-exist. The ones who are the commies are the ones who hijacked his name and legacy for 'social justice.' Which MLK wanted... but not through Communism. By ensuring that everyone got a chance for a fair race... not an equal finish.
Anyhoo... back to unacceptable humor.
And besides, Mtn has nothing against black people. He thinks we should all own a few!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Again Creek. I am many things, an idiot is not one of them.
If you believe what the klan boys teach, then he was anything you want him to be to justify your hate.
I think we will all be surprised when we get a picture and you look a lot like Clayton Bigsby.
@AIAW you are so very right. After years of getting into fights with these fools and having one young one on a combo of amphetamines and ex try to bite my junk while we restrained her, I just sit back, laugh, and am glad I dont have to deal with that crap today.
If you believe what the klan boys teach, then he was anything you want him to be to justify your hate.
I think we will all be surprised when we get a picture and you look a lot like Clayton Bigsby.
@AIAW you are so very right. After years of getting into fights with these fools and having one young one on a combo of amphetamines and ex try to bite my junk while we restrained her, I just sit back, laugh, and am glad I dont have to deal with that crap today.
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Martin Luther King? Really? You mean Michael King? The guy that stole the I have a dream speech from Archibald Carey?
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