Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Snipe260]

Thx Brother. It's appreciated. Now I'll stop fucking up a good forum. Apologize for the brief derail guys.

That’s why we’re here brother

 

[Maser]

Here's how Pewdiepie got so popular:

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Pewdiepie is smarter than thre est of us in here. He's making millions doing nothing. He can laugh all the way to the bank.

 

[Maser]

Pewdiepie is smarter than thre est of us in here. He's making millions doing nothing. He can laugh all the way to the bank.

Your location and your support of Pewdiepie are just a coincidence right?

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Your location and your support of Pewdiepie are just a coincidence right?

I'm from Denmark and he's from Sweden. I don't watch him, I just know of him. But insecure grown ups have a tendency to diss people who are doing better than themselves if they are doing it in a popular way they don't approve off.

People also diss backstreet Boys but again, they have more money, more women and more fun than most of the people in her.

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Even McHammer and Vannilla Ice does it better than most

 

[Maser]

I'm from Denmark and he's from Sweden. I don't watch him, I just know of him. But insecure grown ups have a tendency to diss people who are doing better than themselves if they are doing it in a popular way they don't approve off.

People also diss backstreet Boys but again, they have more money, more women and more fun than most of the people in her.

I know where you and Pewdiepie are from. It was a reference to the history Denmark and Sweden have with eachother. I'm hardly insecure about what he does for a living. I actually work for my money unlike him who became rich from clickbaiting, trolling, and screaming like a faggot in his mic.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Decoy]

 

[Decoy]

 

[Decoy]

 

[sht4brnz]

 

[mardad]

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WTF is this?????

 

[THEIS]

WTF is this?????

Hi,

LOLOL, Of ALL the things posted in this thread...this one causes you to question it??

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[mardad]

Of all the things questioned on this forum........ you chose this one to question??

 

[hic28]

 

[Snuby642]

Please do not post pictures of the poon.
Thanks

 

[Threadcutter308]

Please do not post pictures of the poon.
Thanks

Twosies.............

 

[Decoy]

A couple try to have sex

They get naked, but the guy decides he is no longer in the mood.

The girls says "A small penis isn't a big deal"

The guy says "It would have been better if you didn't have one"

 

[Decoy]

My wife said I am giving all of the clothes I no longer wear to charity, I said just chuck them, she replied there are a lot of starving people in the world that can benefit from them, I replied.

Anyone that fits your clothes are definitely not starving.

 

[Decoy]

A teacher asked her students to share what their dads did for a living;

Little Johnny said, "My dad's a stripper at a gay club and he turns tricks in the alley to earn extra money."
After class, the teacher pulled him aside and asked, "Johnny, is your dad really a stripper at a gay club?"
Little Johnny said, "No, he's a reporter for CNN, but I was too embarrassed to say that."

 

[Unknown]

Some of the clientele here are sharper than we look.

Is this where I say "I'm not as think as you dumb I am"?

 

[Mike 556]

 

[Decoy]

Hi,

LOLOL, Of ALL the things posted in this thread...this one causes you to question it??

Sincerely,
Theis

Theis, LOL you hit that one out of the ball park.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Decoy]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Snuby642]

The buying of people of any race has been abolished.

Unless they are politicians, then it is a sport to see how many you can collect.

 

[j-huskey]

So.....
Is it cruel if......
One of your friends is having his first colonoscopy......
And you get the anesthesiologist to put him 3/4 to sleep......
And the nurse rubs his butt, making him think.... it's in !!!
Then walks the black tube around in front of his face, lips, and she says, look out teeth, look out tongue, over the lips, here it comes, and the anesthesiologist puts him on out.
While hes out, lips get dark lipstick.....
When he wakes up and sees you, asking wtf, you take pic and show him them dark lips.....
Is that cruel ????

Well, this morning......

 

[Rthur]

So going to hell fro this, But cant stop laughing! At least She's got some moves!

Celebrating getting registered to vote by the blue team.

R

 

[powdahound76]

Jhuskey that is pure evil.

And hilarious

 

[Unknown]

So.....
Is it cruel if......
One of your friends is having his first colonoscopy......
And you get the anesthesiologist to put him 3/4 to sleep......
And the nurse rubs his butt, making him think.... it's in !!!
Then walks the black tube around in front of his face, lips, and she says, look out teeth, look out tongue, over the lips, here it comes, and the anesthesiologist puts him on out.
While hes out, lips get dark lipstick.....
When he wakes up and sees you, asking wtf, you take pic and show him them dark lips.....
Is that cruel ????

Well, this morning......

I always liked the one where after the colonoscopy is finished, the guy tells the doctor he wants a note he can present to his wife assuring her that his head is NOT up his ass.

 

[hic28]

 

[MosesTheTank]

 

[MosesTheTank]

 

[MosesTheTank]

 

[EddieNFL]

Celebrating getting registered to vote by the blue team.

R

At first, I thought meth or angel dust, but I think you nailed it...democrat.

 

[1J04]

Celebrating getting registered to vote by the blue team.

R

lmfao She's down the Corridor in Pod 7. I swear to God !

 

[1J04]

 

[1J04]

Oooooooooooh @Dirty D

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Please do not post pictures of the poon.
Thanks

 

[Maser]

 

[AIAW]

 

[Mr. Z]

That one ^ made it through here a while back. Worth another thumbs up IMHO. Too bad there is no attached follow up...

 

[AIAW]

Awww damn. I must have missed that. I hate repeating content... Grrrr!

 

[Mr. Z]

I’m talking prob 6 months ago. I’ve got a weird memory for useless things. I should have left well enough alone and let everyone enjoy.

 

[AIAW]

Impressive. No, you're good. Repeat content is un-original and cannot be tolerated - well maybe this one time!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Nope... never been here. I’d remember that one. Must be on ARFcom... or PBS.

Cheers, Sirhr