Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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anything funny from archy bunker to sanford and son, all in the family to little house to the Walton's . none of those shows could be made today. could not even make the love boat or fantasy island none of the flying circus or benny hill would be safe enough, heck even mash could not be made which is kinda good cause they hardly ever do make over an old show doing anything good ie the dukes of hazard .
I 'm not a doctor but that looks like the stroke was in her Balloon knot.
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A LOVE STORY FOR VALENTINES DAY
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Polack were sitting there drinking good whiskey and talking about what gets their ladies excited.
The Frenchman said I sprinkle rose petals all over my gal's naked body and nibble them off one petal at a time and you ought to see how hot she gets.
The Italian said thats nothing I smear olive oil all over my gal's naked body then lick it all off one square inch at a time and you wouldn't believe how hot she gets.
The Polak said well when I get done fuckin my gal I wipe my dick off on the drapes - you ought to see how hot she gets...
A Frenchman, an Italian and a Polack were sitting there drinking good whiskey and talking about what gets their ladies excited.
The Frenchman said I sprinkle rose petals all over my gal's naked body and nibble them off one petal at a time and you ought to see how hot she gets.
The Italian said thats nothing I smear olive oil all over my gal's naked body then lick it all off one square inch at a time and you wouldn't believe how hot she gets.
The Polak said well when I get done fuckin my gal I wipe my dick off on the drapes - you ought to see how hot she gets...
Two Jews were inspecting the kitchen of a very famous pizzeria. They never made it past the oven.
An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen.
"But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another".
The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the policy on my wife".
"But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another".
The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the policy on my wife".
The be able to understand him".
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The stock isn’t pushing back into her arm so I suspect that her “recoil” is on the other end.
I agree..... 68 is much better.... She sucks my dick and I owe her one....
What do you call a gay Native American?
Brave Fucker!!!
Brave Fucker!!!
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