Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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One night a vampire walks into a bar. The bartender while cleaning a glass asks the vampire. “What can I get ya?” “Just a glass cup of boiling hot water” the vampire replies. The bartender looks at the vampire odd, but gets him his cup of boiling water, and off the vampire goes. Over the next three nights the vampire comes to the bar and only asks for a cup of boiling water. On the 4th night the vampire returns, and again orders only a cup of boiling hot water. The bartender perplexed and a bit frustrated finally asks the vampire. “Sir why do you come into a bar, and only get a cup of hit water? Not a beer not a shot of whiskey? Just a cup of water?!” The vampire replies with a grin. ”well, its quite simple sir.” The vampire pulls out a tampon. “Im having a spot of tea!
"No no no. I meant why are you in HERE? This is the shower block".
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A soldier is rushed to Hospital with a horrific bayonet wound.
Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead on a rifle.
for those that are easily offended https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...195_688731588296603_2582728465476222976_n.jpg
Gun porn, for when the shooter is as dirty as the guns....
A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers
Been here damn near 15 yrs. Still can't shop in the PX, and then you drop this Gem ! Brother, you fucking win the internet today. Your job here is done........
Excellent Post !! ?
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