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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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The only fair fight is a fight that YOU win, and you use every and any method at your disposal to prevail.
That is something every motherfucker who believes that their life is worth a damn should know and remember and practice in their daily routines...
You ain't foolin nobody. There's nothin you ain't thunk up.
Karl smells like turds
I was laughing way to hard on this one it made my week
Is it inappropriate to laugh if I'm with an Asian friend and we got the munchies and instead of eating Cheez-Its, he prefers eating Cheese Nips?
That's all that cheesy belt will support
Be careful when using these with fat chicks, they may get carried away.
I must have watched this 20 times and showed my coworkers. I havent laughed this hard in a long time
YO YO
Yo mamma so fat that I pictured her in my head and it broke my neck!
Yo mamma so fat that I pictured her in my head and it broke my neck!
"You'll be fine" the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery. "But" she asked "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out".
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The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out".
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I'm not saying the queues at the VA were bad... but there was a guy in there with a particularly nasty musket wound...
Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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