Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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“I just talked to Gaige Grosskreutz too,” Marshall wrote. “His only regret was not killing the kid and hesitating to pull the gun before emptying the entire mag into him.

“Should’ve killed him right there and then,”
Marshall added.

Both Marshall and Grosskreutz’s Facebook pages have been set to private, but multiple screenshots of the comments circulated on Twitter on Thursday evening.

 
Little Johnny was entertaining little Sally behind the sheds at school.

Sally went home that evening and told her mother everything. "Little Johnny showed me his pee-pee today!" she exclaimed.
"It reminded me of a peanut" she said.

"Was it small?" asked her mother jokingly.


"No" replies Sally "It was salty!"
 

Hahahaaa!! Got my kiddo more nerf guns and another huge pack of darts.

We can “war” for about 2 hrs before we have to stop.
Then we are tired and need a snack anyways.

Plus now she sees her Nerf vest as needing “plates”. Might have to bend some HDPE sheeting and make her a couple. 😁