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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Lol, almost as good an award as taking second at the Kenosha quick draw.
Yep and fuck talcum x that’s a first class moron
The child should be removed from that household immediately and the parents imprisoned for child abuse.
Just end em.
Prison costs $$$
Like mange. Only one way to manage it.
Prison costs $$$
Like mange. Only one way to manage it.
I thought you were going to comment on "Small Arms Fire".......
Just zip the neck up in your pants… when your GF and future MIL walk into the kitchen, you get to see if it’s a family worth Marrying into….
Sirhr
And I’m happy to do my part fueling them with coal.
You can't expect them to read a calendar
When they don't know how to put pants on
Belt and shirt sale?
Why do they always leave these alone....
oh, never mind
oh, never mind
Your tax money hard at work.
Can't read. Doesn't know who their father is. Never had a job. Doesn't know how many children they have. Can't speak English.
#13%strong
The safest place in any looting incident is to hide behind the work boots, belts or fathers-day cards...
Just 'sayin.
Hey, this is Socially Unacceptable...
Sirhr
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I haven't read through all of these, please forgive if I repeat something, but I'll share some of my favs;
Two nuns riding bicycles through the streets of Paris, young nun says "I don't think I've ever come this way?" Old nun with gleaming eyes "I know, it's the cobblestones!"
Two boys sitting on the curb, two guys walking out of a house talking. One "Wow that was pretty good" other "Yeah for $20 I'll be back" the boys digging out pocket change, go knock on the door. Old gal answers, "Can I help you?" Boys say "we want $1.78 worth of what the those guys got" ole gal opens her robe rubs ones nose in her snatch, then the other and takes the change. Back on the curb one asked "What did you think?" The other replies "Okay I guess, but I don't think I'd want $20 worth"
Two nuns riding bicycles through the streets of Paris, young nun says "I don't think I've ever come this way?" Old nun with gleaming eyes "I know, it's the cobblestones!"
Two boys sitting on the curb, two guys walking out of a house talking. One "Wow that was pretty good" other "Yeah for $20 I'll be back" the boys digging out pocket change, go knock on the door. Old gal answers, "Can I help you?" Boys say "we want $1.78 worth of what the those guys got" ole gal opens her robe rubs ones nose in her snatch, then the other and takes the change. Back on the curb one asked "What did you think?" The other replies "Okay I guess, but I don't think I'd want $20 worth"
Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Oh God, don't remind me of these horrid public bathrooms that were located at the end of each apartment flatblock main accessway (called luong tang) in Shanghai back in the early 1990s. NO stalls. NO privacy dividers. NO seats. Just a tiled bench with 8-10 squat holes and one long gutter beneath the holes. Everybody comes in, pulls their pants down, pops a squat, do their thing, and leaves. Awkward as FUCK. And every 5 minutes or so, an automatic flusher activates at one end of the row and the water carries all the shit and whatever down the row to the drain pipe end.
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this Country has become .... and all because of snowflakes.
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this Country has become .... and all because of snowflakes.
Were you or the snow people wearing masks and vaccinated?
Ever wonder what happened to Anton Chigurh?
Ever wonder what happened to Anton Chigurh?
Could it be??????
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