Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Pointing a firearm at someone - loaded or not - is felony assault.
Sooooo..... In most states is 1st Degree Felony Assault.
Those two could be up shit creek without a paddle.
Everyone has their opinion about Rittenhouse, and one of the most amazing things is that the kid never points the weapon at anyone until he's going to actually shoot them (that I saw).
It's important to keep in mind: Do not point a weapon at anyone until you are going to shoot them. I always hold it in back unholstered just so that I'm not obviously brandishing, and I'm definitely not pointing it at anyone. Can someone potentially jump me before I shoot them? Sure. ...but you also have to not go to prison.
Going to show this to the wife for motivation. It's been a long, long time since she's spanked or blown the monkey with that much enthusiasm......
I had one that looked just like her in my trunk.
And to think I thought the Geico commercials here in America were funny! 
many years back, farmers in New Yorks southern tier did this to their cows and horses, so the "deer hunters" from Brooklyn and the Bronx wouldn't shoot the really big deer..... good times
Since the IRS likes to claim that taxes are due every time an asset changes hands, the original owner of the stolen property would have to pay taxes when the stolen property was returned.
Are you fucking kidding me.....that's a next level retard right there. Crawl back under your bed honey!!
supposedly taken by the pilot. I want to think shes just living out an econ ticket fantasy for Virgin Galactic ride...
That wouldnt be allowed on my airline. Shit like that is specifically prohibited.
Yep
High potential for all kinds of problems.
And you can bet that person hasnt practiced removing that under duress should anything go wrong…..
How's about a warning next time. Turned my volume up to hear what it was saying and then that awful noise. I already got tinnitus, goddammit.
Wow, that thing sure has a light trigger.
Save some years.
Just find a chick you hate, and give her your house.
The Emergency Broadcast System sound must have gotten a woke upgrade.
The last shepherd bit EIGHT WH staff before was "rehomed". Would they let your dog bite 8 people and live?
After biting 8 Democrats, I hope the dog got his shots.
After biting dems, the dog licked his ass to get the taste out of his mouth
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