Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[MtnCreek]

I missed a nigga one time. That bastard was fast!

 

[Dirty D]

Please play this at my funeral

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpnINrZM_M

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[MtnCreek]

I guess she didn't fight back hard enough when her brothers raped her. Slut...

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, since most hipster guys live in their parents basements and probably fap to the Atlantic Monthly.... I guess them earthchild chicks need some satisfaction...

 

[1J04]

I wasn't sure where to post this so mods please feel free to move this to the fitness forum or observation devices. So today my doctor told me that I need to stop masturbating, I was shocked and confused that she would intrude on such a personal subject. Being taken aback it took me a minute to ask why and she said something about it creeping out the nurses in the office. Come to think about it the old ladies sitting next to me in the waiting room when the doctor came out to ask me to stop seemed uncomfortable too. Hmmmpf!

Pics or it didn't happen. Couple up skirts or shriveled cleavage shots would be cool too, ya sick fuck.

 

[Dirty D]

Pics or it didn't happen. Couple up skirts or shriveled cleavage shots would be cool too, ya sick fuck.

I guess the waiting room isn't a suitable substitute for the shower.

 

[1J04]

I guess the waiting room isn't a suitable substitute for the shower.

lmfao
That is NOT either of the pics I was referring to.
Note for reference and the personally hygiene confused. SHOWER SHOES.
Just another great training and/or informational post. Nice job Dick Skinner.

 

[1J04]

i wasn't sure where to post this so mods please feel free to move this to the fitness forum or observation devices. So today my doctor told me that i need to stop masturbating, i was shocked and confused that she would intrude on such a personal subject. Being taken aback it took me a minute to ask why and she said something about it creeping out the nurses in the office. Come to think about it the old ladies sitting next to me in the waiting room when the doctor came out to ask me to stop seemed uncomfortable too. Hmmmpf!

would you please stop sending me this. I was kidding.............

 

[1J04]

 

[Dirty D]

would you please stop sending me this. I was kidding.............

While that looks just like me I can prove that it isn't, that's not the waiting room or the front lawn of the local Mennonite church and there are no Pygmy goats to be seen.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

would you please stop sending me this. I was kidding.............

This is why the rescue dummy at our local fire department is now kept under lock and key....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Dirty D]

This is why the rescue dummy at our local fire department is now kept under lock and key....

Cheers,

Sirhr

And the BN chief with the key won't allow any black lights around the rescue dummy.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And the BN chief with the key won't allow any black lights around the rescue dummy.

Just ask our detective.... Then again, I retired. What do I know?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Want to see some FUBAR sh**????

Check out Ricky Berwick on Youtube....

Damn... I mean... damn....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This guy is fu**ed up... in the most awesome way ever!!!

 

[Dirty D]

 

[1J04]

Oh you lucky bugger. Big night planned tonight. Noice.

 

[Dirty D]

Naaaaaaaa

 

[Cartman]

Someone's getting lucky in Fallujah.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The devil made me do it...

 

[1J04]

The devil made me do it...

Is that located in Allentown?
I'm awful too.

 

[Dirty D]

Sirh, 1J and Cartman get yer own damn goats! I knew you clowns would come out of the goat closet like fat kids chasing a jelly filled donut when you saw my Betsy.

 

[1J04]

Sirh, 1J and Cartman get yer own damn goats! I knew you clowns would come out of the goat closet like fat kids chasing a jelly filled donut when you saw my Betsy.

It's been proven there is ZERO chance of emotional distress sharing things like your beautiful Betsy who I wanna make my besty over drinks n winks.
Now pass the kid.

 

[Dirty D]

It's been proven there is ZERO chance of emotional distress sharing things like your beautiful Betsy who I wanna make my besty over drinks n winks.
Now pass the kid.

With your taste in "girls" from Bangkok and Subic Bay combined with the fact that you always volunteer to search the new inmates imma have to decline.

You think it's normal to burn when you pee.

 

[1J04]

With your taste in "girls" from Bangkok and Subic Bay combined with the fact that you always volunteer to search the new inmates imma have to decline.

You think it's normal to burn when you pee.

Well, I'll just say after awhile it just seems normal. Kinda like an acquired taste. Ask you know who.

 

[Maser]

Request for a blast from the past has been accepted!

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[Dirty D]

Muhahaha!

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Maser]

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[Tucker301]

 

[diverdon]

https://youtu.be/GKW3V8AcZNc

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Jesus H. Christ driving a Corvette.... Why the Hell did you have to post that....

Nightmares inbound.

Sirhr

 

[diverdon]

Grandma's was not, but I've got an aunt....

 

[Tucker301]

Jesus H. Christ driving a Corvette....

Sirhr

I have never heard that one. I'm dying!

 

[1J04]

I'll bet her ass is sweating like a whore in church on sunday. I know I am.
@U_FKN_CNT lmfao

 

[Maser]

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[Tucker301]

 

[Dirty D]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silvery grey.