Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[wa11y]

Imagine being a member of the dominant species of a planet, only to be mentally and emotionally undone by an insect whose only offensive capability is to make a moderately annoying noise, and is easily killed by readily available traps.

 

[bullseye13]

Imagine being a member of the dominant species of a planet, only to be mentally and emotionally undone by an insect whose only offensive capability is to make a moderately annoying noise, and is easily killed by readily available traps.

Maybe you didn't hear how her week turned out after kicking just one out of the house?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I fuckin' MISS MadTV so much. Imagine what they can do with today's friggin' cringefests like AOC, Fauci, Hunter/Joe, etc., and have them face off against folks like Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis on a mock Jeopardy style gameshow...

 

[OkieMike]

I was really hoping to hear a random chirp in the background and see her lose her shit. Not that she really has it together anyway.

Showed this to my boy... We were both in tears laughing so hard.

Mike

 

[DuneBoer]

That is a parody account. Its all in good fun.

 

[LeftyJason]

That is a parody account. Its all in good fun.

Are you sure? Hard to tell anymore.

 

[DuneBoer]

Are you sure? Hard to tell anymore.

That's for sure...That's what people were saying on the twitters.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Does she know the difference between a cricket and a cockroach?

Sirhr

 

[Snipe260]

And these bitches vote!

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[CSGambill]

Probably roaches, she seems like she wouldn't know the difference.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[smoooth1]

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[tomcatmv]

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What? No headache rack? WTF?

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Create-Farting-Sounds-Fart-Pooter-Gag-Joke-Machine-Party/1012119059
I bought a couple of these for a family vacation. My daughter and I had a great time with them. My wife and other daughter were quite embarrassed for the first day or two but they finally got to the point of saying, ohh you two just missed an opportunity. But they wouldn't participate.

 

[Maser]

If a boy is born without eyelids and a surgeon uses the boy's foreskin to create new eyelids, does that mean he will be cockeyed his whole life?

 

[fpgt72]

I fuckin' MISS MadTV so much. Imagine what they can do with today's friggin' cringefests like AOC, Fauci, Hunter/Joe, etc., and have them face off against folks like Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis on a mock Jeopardy style gameshow...

 

[notacos4u]

 

[notacos4u]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[232593]

 

[notacos4u]

 

[_Windrider_]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Ramius]

 

[W54/XM-388]

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Well you want to play godless whore, you get what godless whores deserve.
Any chance she'll reconsider her life choices? Probably not.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Randomly violated by a stranger… she should start checking to see it she was porked by a Glowie…

Sirhr

 

[BigTex]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Stugots]

Just a little salute to the French fans...

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Snipe260]

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Just be glad you also have to take care of a bastard child the rest of your life. Lol

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Int1968]

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

 

[corey4]

 

[corey4]

 

[Kamerad]

 

[SBRSarge]

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I gotta admit. It took me a minute to see it!

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I gotta admit. It took me a minute to see it!

What do you see here?

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]