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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

Rhetorical question?

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Which one of yooz is the old guy...

Bold move calling the guy with the 1911 a pussy....


I always open the car door for my wife. Seeing someone do this while I'm getting in I would have come close to "lighting" him up. Yea, I'm a pussy, but he would come close to meeting Jesus. Regardless, I then would call the police and let him explain his sense of humor.
 


Which one of yooz is the old guy...

Bold move calling the guy with the 1911 a pussy....

What if there were a couple more of us old guys in that parking lot with our pistols, whether they were a 1911 or not? How many old pussies does it take to beat a pranking asshole?

We are about to find out.
 
I always open the car door for my wife. Seeing someone do this while I'm getting in I would have come close to "lighting" him up. Yea, I'm a pussy, but he would come close to meeting Jesus. Regardless, I then would call the police and let him explain his sense of humor.
Good old Fuck Around And Find Out….
 
I used to feel sorry for myself because I had no shoes. Then, I met a man who had no feet.

So, I approached him and asked,



"I don't suppose you have a pair of shoes laying around that you're not using, do you?"

See, you must seize opportunity.
Exactly… Carpe opportunity!

True story…

A rookie cop and training officer go to do a death notification for another agency from a one-car fatal traffic crash. They knock on the door. A middle age woman answers. She looks at them in shock, and says “oh my, I was expecting the pizza delivery.”

The deliver the bad news.

As they walk away the rookie says, “we should stick around”.

The training officer askes why.

The rookie says, “they’re not gonna want that pizza”.