Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Maliclipse]

 

[91Eunozs]

Not gonna lie, we’re in The Pit and all, but this one may be too fucked up even for this thread!

Edit: and yes, I laughed too…

 

[6.5SH]

Not gonna lie, we’re in The Pit and all, but this one may be too fucked up even for this thread!

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I know I'm going to hell for it but I still laughed

ETA:
It's going to need more than a tissue:

 

[Ramius]

 

[Ramius]

 

[oneshot86]

People are so damn clever

 

[oneshot86]

I know I'm going to hell for it but I still laughed

ETA:
It's going to need more than a tissue:

You're troubled

 

[oneshot86]

I had to turn that shit off when he wringed the cum out, holy shit.
Lol

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I don't know if there is such a thing as a rape closet...

But if there is... this guy definitely has one!

Sirhr

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[JJMoody]

How do you argue with that?

 

[918v]

How do you argue with that?

I’m surprised they didn’t have him say “Vote for Kamala!”

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[JJMoody]

I’m surprised they didn’t have him say “Vote for Kamala!”

All I could think of was this:

 

[CamW]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[JoshuaPaul]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[JoshuaPaul]

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[232593]

 

[232593]

 

[Lange Carabine]

Had my arse beat with all of the above and whatever else mom and pop could get they hands on when the need arose.

 

[Bullfrog08]

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Had my arse beat with all of the above and whatever else mom and pop could get they hands on when the need arose.

I don't see a 2x4 in that line up, where does that put me? I remember having to defend my mother at school, when she broke a 2x4 over my back and my buddy was there to watch. In her defense, It was an older 2x4, so it broke a little easier than a new one. I'd have willingly taken the 2x4's over the mental mind fucks she imposed! Maybe we should be supporting abortions!

 

[Jigstick]

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Had my arse beat with all of the above and whatever else mom and pop could get they hands on when the need arose.

Jumper cables?

 

[232593]

 

[Lange Carabine]

I don't see a 2x4 in that line up, where does that put me? I remember having to defend my mother at school, when she broke a 2x4 over my back and my buddy was there to watch. In her defense, It was an older 2x4, so it broke a little easier than a new one. I'd have willingly taken the 2x4's over the mental mind fucks she imposed! Maybe we should be supporting abortions!

Does a piece of 4" baseboard moulding count?

 

[232593]

 

[Lange Carabine]

Jumper cables?

No jumper cables but I distinctly remember plow line and a cinch strap being used on several occasions.

 

[gray1974]

Extention cord hurt like hell! So did a rod and reel.

 

[fpgt72]

Extention cord hurt like hell! So did a rod and reel.

Try hot wheels track. Didn't matter what side, and for some reason the joiners made it worse. Getting hit with your own toys, fucked up.

 

[thejeep]

Had plenty of spankings but would have had more if it weren't for my 4year younger brother. I was picking on him and he shot his bow at me in the house had to pull the arrow out of the drywall and fix it. That asshole also grazed my calve throwing his hatchet at me.

 

[SBRSarge]

Try hot wheels track. Didn't matter what side, and for some reason the joiners made it worse. Getting hit with your own toys, fucked up.

You speak the Ass-Whip Gospel, brother!

 

[Rthur]

The king of ass beatings in my experience.
Rubber hose.

R

 

[Farmertan]

The king of ass beatings in my experience.
Rubber hose.

R

#2awg stranded copper cable

 

[n2ishun]

The king of ass beatings in my experience.
Rubber hose.

R

Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

 

[Rthur]

Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

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If you are familiar with a dead blow hammer that's how a rubber hose works.

R

 

[502Chevelle]

Y’all can talk about whippings, but the day my dad came at me with a baseball bat was the day I left home. My senior year of high school hadn’t even started yet. Should have been the best time of my life. It wasn’t.

 

[Drstrangelove]

 

[CamW]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Not even close.
The trimmed frond of a palm tree.
We had a few palms in the front yard, almost always a frond on the ground.
You just snap off the fan looking end and the *branch* weighs about 4 ounces maybe......and will under no circumstances break.
Trust me when I say I tried.....gawd how I tried.

This should help.
Imagine the fan snipped to leave the longest amount of *stem* possible (about 2-3 foot x 3 inch wide x 3/4-1 inch thick).
Shit weighs nothing but is strong like bamboo (very).

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A smart kid would have kept the yard clear of debris