Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

Y’all can talk about whippings, but the day my dad came at me with a baseball bat was the day I left home. My senior year of high school hadn’t even started yet. Should have been the best time of my life. It wasn’t.
We talk joke and kid about this stuff, and I have a feeling many of us deserved our spanking. But this is over the line, friend of mine told me his dad would hit him with a ruler, edge down till he and his sisters would bleed. I believe it, I dated one of his sisters and at 24 she had scars on her ass. Great girl, she just liked to party a bit too much, now I wonder if she was trying to wash away some demons. Those people need to be removed from the planet.
 
I was at the kid's across the street playing when his Pappy let him have it with one of these. Scared the crap out of me, never went back over there. I had to have been 6-7 years old.

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I was at the kid's across the street playing when his Pappy let him have it with one of these. Scared the crap out of me, never went back over there. I had to have been 6-7 years old.

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Yup. Recall drop the drawers, lie down, and not be able to sit for three days after. Always for actions my older brother framed me for.
 
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When the abhorrence on the right panel first broke into public view early on in the Biden admin, it immediately caused revulsion, disgust, and general malaise to everybody who viewed it. It is the uncanny valley effect in full demonstration. It creates the feeling of sickness in normal viewers because it is unnatural, and is a mockery of a wholesome human parent-child life process.
 


Started seeing the Jaguar roasting today and wondered what da fuq did these mofos do... Looked it up, yeeah, it's woke and cringe...

Weirdos...


The luggage-stealing Biden appointee from 2021 can fit right into their new marketing team.
 


Live and learn plain and simple. That is the reason why NFL running backs gotta go through Boot Camp at the USMC too. And you will begin your MOS in a support or logistics role before you think about applying to be an operator, or pilot. Starship Troopers need to be assigned reading to ALL 9th grade classes.
 
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5 Interwebz to ya... And Portuguese Man-O-War as well...

With the fauna we have already observed in our oceans and those we have just started to get a glimpse of, deep down in pitch blackness in hydrothermal vents, the question shouldn't be "what will we find under the ice crusts of the Jovian moons?", but "what WON'T we find there?"
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5 Interwebz to ya... And Portuguese Man-O-War as well...

With the fauna we have already observed in our oceans and those we have just started to get a glimpse of, deep down in pitch blackness in hydrothermal vents, the question shouldn't be "what will we find under the ice crusts of the Jovian moons?", but "what WON'T we find there?"
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