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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Two guys are chatting at the bar. "So how was your holiday in Africa?" asks one.
"Don't remind me" says the other "I very nearly got myself killed!"
"What happened?" "Well, I was hiking in the Savannah when a lion appeared out of the blue and started chasing me. I ran for my life, but the lion kept getting closer and then just as it was about to pounce for the kill it suddenly slipped and broke its leg".
"Christ, man! I would have shit myself!"
"I did. What the fuck do you think the lion slipped on?"
"Don't remind me" says the other "I very nearly got myself killed!"
"What happened?" "Well, I was hiking in the Savannah when a lion appeared out of the blue and started chasing me. I ran for my life, but the lion kept getting closer and then just as it was about to pounce for the kill it suddenly slipped and broke its leg".
"Christ, man! I would have shit myself!"
"I did. What the fuck do you think the lion slipped on?"
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If you haven't blinded yourself yet, note the pair of red boots in the background. 1J04 is safe. *PHEW* !!
If you haven't blinded yourself yet, note the pair of red boots in the background. 1J04 is safe. *PHEW* !!
Ah AJ... You are still living the dream surrounded by good friends who are watching out for you.
But as you know, in this kind of Alpha-male environment, the best friendships are built on a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and derision.
So the more you get ragged on... the more you are loved!
Get well and stay safe, Amee-go! You are one of the good guys.
Cheers,
Sirhr
P.S. It ain't gay if it happens on deployment. Just 'sayin.
But as you know, in this kind of Alpha-male environment, the best friendships are built on a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and derision.
So the more you get ragged on... the more you are loved!
Get well and stay safe, Amee-go! You are one of the good guys.
Cheers,
Sirhr
P.S. It ain't gay if it happens on deployment. Just 'sayin.
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Whew. Copy that. But just for future reference to avoid any unwarranted hostilities, "Deployment" is so vague. We surface target fleet guys say "Cruise" and the Bubble Heads say "Patrol". I know you know that from reading a lot of Tom Clancy
but I'm working up to a good jab so bare with me. So ya, you're right. From second hand, and second hand information only, I hear Bubble Heads.......... wait a minute. You clever bastard. You damn near had me make a mockery of our brave souls who see no issue jumping into something designed to sink. Ain't doing it. 
A1j didnt hot bunk cuz he had to . He hot bunked cuz well ssshhhhhhhh . Don't ask dont tell .
You know what they say Brother. Any attention is good attention.
Said it many times. It's like
and then the obligatory good guy gang rape of
What else is there to do at that point but be like
and then we're right back to
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But were good. Were always good cuz
AND
Now that there is nothing short of a work of art. No shit. Just say'n. Ya brutal bastards.
Whew. Copy that. But just for future reference to avoid any unwarranted hostilities, "Deployment" is so vague. We surface target fleet guys say "Cruise" and the Bubble Heads say "Patrol". I know you know that from reading a lot of Tom Clancy
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Do you remember that time that the Village People had a member dressed up as any service besides the Navy? Yeah, neither do I.
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