Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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[Dirty D]

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Which one?

 

[hermosabeach]

Two guys are chatting at the bar. "So how was your holiday in Africa?" asks one.

"Don't remind me" says the other "I very nearly got myself killed!"

"What happened?" "Well, I was hiking in the Savannah when a lion appeared out of the blue and started chasing me. I ran for my life, but the lion kept getting closer and then just as it was about to pounce for the kill it suddenly slipped and broke its leg".

"Christ, man! I would have shit myself!"

"I did. What the fuck do you think the lion slipped on?"

 

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If you haven't blinded yourself yet, note the pair of red boots in the background. 1J04 is safe. *PHEW* !!

 

[Mike Casselton]

Blue WAFFLE squadron is behind you all the way 1J.

There, fixed it for ya! :^)

 

[1J04]

 

[Dirty D]

There, fixed it for ya! :^)

1J, it's because we care.


Muhahaha!

 

[Dirty D]

Ungrateful prick

 

[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ah AJ... You are still living the dream surrounded by good friends who are watching out for you.

But as you know, in this kind of Alpha-male environment, the best friendships are built on a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and derision.

So the more you get ragged on... the more you are loved!

Get well and stay safe, Amee-go! You are one of the good guys.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. It ain't gay if it happens on deployment. Just 'sayin.

 

[1J04]

Ah AJ... You are still living the dream surrounded by good friends who are watching out for you.

But as you know, in this kind of Alpha-male environment, the best friendships are built on a foundation of alcohol, sarcasm and derision.

So the more you get ragged on... the more you are loved!

Get well and stay safe, Amee-go! You are one of the good guys.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. It ain't gay if it happens on deployment. Just 'sayin.

You had me lock, stock, n barrel lug, until the P.S. lmfao uhm Go Navy?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ You weren't in subs.... you got nothing to worry about.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

^^^ You weren't in subs.... you got nothing to worry about.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Whew. Copy that. But just for future reference to avoid any unwarranted hostilities, "Deployment" is so vague. We surface target fleet guys say "Cruise" and the Bubble Heads say "Patrol". I know you know that from reading a lot of Tom Clancy but I'm working up to a good jab so bare with me. So ya, you're right. From second hand, and second hand information only, I hear Bubble Heads.......... wait a minute. You clever bastard. You damn near had me make a mockery of our brave souls who see no issue jumping into something designed to sink. Ain't doing it.

 

[Alphatreedog]

A1j didnt hot bunk cuz he had to . He hot bunked cuz well ssshhhhhhhh . Don't ask dont tell .

 

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[tnichols]

Rough crowd 1J04. You're taking it in good spirit.

 

[1J04]

Rough crowd 1J04. You're taking it in good spirit.

You know what they say Brother. Any attention is good attention. Said it many times. It's like

and then the obligatory good guy gang rape of

What else is there to do at that point but be like

and then we're right back to

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But were good. Were always good cuz

AND

Now that there is nothing short of a work of art. No shit. Just say'n. Ya brutal bastards.

 

[Dirty D]

Truly poetic

 

[1J04]

Truly poetic

But they're "different". Don't you see that? And I hope you get sun burned.......

 

[Veer_G]

Whew. Copy that. But just for future reference to avoid any unwarranted hostilities, "Deployment" is so vague. We surface target fleet guys say "Cruise" and the Bubble Heads say "Patrol". I know you know that from reading a lot of Tom Clancy but I'm working up to a good jab so bare with me. So ya, you're right. From second hand, and second hand information only, I hear Bubble Heads.......... wait a minute. You clever bastard. You damn near had me make a mockery of our brave souls who see no issue jumping into something designed to sink. Ain't doing it.

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[Dirty D]

Do you remember that time that the Village People had a member dressed up as any service besides the Navy? Yeah, neither do I.

 

[Barneybdb]

An Australian submarine on cruise.

 

[Mike Casselton]

An Australian submarine on cruise.

Look! It's a sausage fest!!

 

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[TripleBull]

Gonna need a bigger bag than that.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Apparently Jesus be all like...

 

[1J04]

You've got good taste.

https://www.snipershide.com/shootin...ivational-pic-thread-v2-0/page514#post6528566

 

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