Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Note that he is changing the subject....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[1J04]

^^^ Note that he is changing the subject....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[WirgmanUSMC]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Alphatreedog]

Is that Frank without the goatee .

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Veer_G]

[video]https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/819765954862756/[/video]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

Nothing like a good curb stomp tp keep the heart healthy.

 

[tnichols]

Nothing like a good curb stomp tp keep the heart healthy.

Agreed

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Alphatreedog]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[MtnCreek]

Bad rains here and came across a black man drowning in the creek. I asked if I could help and he said "ge-mudfu boo oft manea". I said what? "geee mafua booo offf manea". I still couldn't understand what he was saying, but after thinking about it a minute it came to me; "Get your motherfucking boot off my neck". Sadly, it was too late.

 

[Marinevet1]

Yea, shit happens

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Alphatreedog]

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a live one ?

Five bucks .

 

[2ndamendfan]

So bad and so good all at the same time.

 

[Tiger83]

So bad and so good all at the same time.

This is hilarious!!!

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[2ndamendfan]

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I imagine I will be the last generation to have sex at a drive inn. Took my daughter once 16 years ago. I also remember the first movie I ever saw at a drive inn. James bond, "For Your Eyes Only".
PS. that sounded bad. the sex was 20+ years ago. Last drive inn I went to was with my daughter 16 years ago.

 

[Tucker301]

Glad I'm not the only who read that wrong.

 

[2ndamendfan]

Glad I'm not the only who read that wrong.

Yea i could fix my mistakes but then i would be a lot less irritaing to some and entertaining to others.

 

[1J04]

 

[hondo1312]

Urban camo?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ Sorry, 2A. Shankster tribute....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[2ndamendfan]

^^^ Sorry, 2A. Shankster tribute....

Cheers,

Sirhr

I feel that is the kind of "sorry" I say to my wife when I walk in the house with a new toy. The word comes out but the happiness stays inside.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You're right... not sorry at all.

New toy? Did you at least bring me flowers?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Mike Casselton]

Is that a dickswasher?

 

[sirhrmechanic]