Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[1J04]

I have a fishing lure like that.

 

[168BTHPM]

Well, she's got my mermaid fantasy pretty well covered... but she pretty much falls short on the Mermaid handjob fantasy....

Got you covered. Here is your mermaid fantasy ready for action. Just pick the one you like.
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[sirhrmechanic]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I have no more mermaid fantasies.

Thanks a lot you magnificent bastards!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Though the guy at the bottom with the shell things... did give me a bit of a chubb....

 

[Threadcutter308]

You know that if she had one leg, her name would be Eileen?

PEG !

F/F/S, Some people's kids........

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob.

What do you call four lepers in a hot tub?

Soup.

Why did they end the leper hockey game early?

There was a face off in the corner....


"Rimshot..."

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

 

[Thumper580]

Though the guy at the bottom with the shell things... did give me a bit of a chubb....

SirHR...I hope Satan allows window units cause I hear it's pretty hot down there...

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Tucker301]

Man, you hate to see that. He's the last surviving member too.

 

[Tucker301]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Tucker301]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Darkside-Six]

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[2ndamendfan]

That is pretty rough dark-six.

PS. I am not nor would I ask you to take it down,

 

[Darkside-Six]

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[Darkside-Six]

That is pretty rough dark-six.

PS. I am not nor would I ask you to take it down,

Yeah that's about as dark as I go.


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[Marinevet1]

Why the fuck would you want to get rid of that plate.........your'e wife's idea.....?

 

[Decoy]

That is pretty rough dark-six.

PS. I am not nor would I ask you to take it down,

You are also assuming that he owns a sharp enough knife.....

 

[2ndamendfan]

Funny

 

[Duc]

Rougher than rough

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I didn't LOL... but I did guffaw a bit. Then again, I'm a sick %$#k.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[168BTHPM]

Shankster in his youth

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[168BTHPM]

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[Darkside-Six]

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[Cartman]

You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob.

What do you call four lepers in a hot tub?

Soup.

Why did they end the leper hockey game early?

There was a face off in the corner....


"Rimshot..."

Cheers,

Sirhr

What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.

 

[Decoy]

Favorite saying from the 1970's black leper community......Give me some skin!

 

[Tiger83]

Greatest freakin' thread ever!!!!!

 

[THRASHER]

Greatest freakin' thread ever!!!!![/

I agree....pretty cool!

 

[Thumper580]

Shankster in his youth

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Go big... or go home!!!!!!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[kd185]

You know what you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob or STEW



Sirhr

 

[1J04]

Hear what happened to the Hooker with leprosy when her clients found out? Her business fell off.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[Decoy]

Guy with no arms or legs on a wall?

- ART



Guy with no arms or legs at your front door?

- Matt



Guy with no arms or legs in the garden?

- Pete

 

[Decoy]

I am a man trapped inside a woman's body!!!!!!




I'll never keep lube and glue in the same drawer again!

 

[Tiger83]

Mathematics:
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q. R S T. U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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Now you know why some people are where they are! __________________

So true at where most of us work. Lol

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[1J04]

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[168BTHPM]

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[Tucker301]

 

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