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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
It's funny how you think you know someone so well.
Then one day you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show.
Then one day you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show.
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Oh P2... this isn't even close to crossing the line.... This is just unacceptable.
Well, really unacceptable. Ok. Really really unacceptable.
But this isn't across the line.
Now you want to talk about across the line, try this:
Cheers,
Sirhr
Well, really unacceptable. Ok. Really really unacceptable.
But this isn't across the line.
Now you want to talk about across the line, try this:
Cheers,
Sirhr
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Just trying to move back to the head of the line. I heard there will be cold beer and dancing girls there!
Er.... where is the interpretation of the Navy flag there, squidley? Or do you guys call it an ensign?
Because there are four flags there... five branches. And I know you guys have a flag. I've seen it. Flying from poles or sticks or car antennas or yardarms or whatever you guys call them....
Cheers,
Sirhr
I hate to be the one to point out (no I don't, I enjoy being a douchebag) that the CG booted Bergdahl out for being unfit for service before he went to be Army strong.
. lmaoI found the submariners flag but no explanation what the colors mean.
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