Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Tucker301]

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[1J04]

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[1J04]

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[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[1J04]

 

[168BTHPM]

There's only two kinds of people on the internet. Those that have visited http://goatse.info/ and those that will.

 

[Threadcutter308]

fuck....why did I do that ?...............

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Friends do not let friends visit goatse... I fall into the rare third category. "Those who googled 'what is goatse' before going to the site and decided after reading about it that never in a million years do I want to see that."

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[2ndamendfan]

fuck....why did I do that ?...............

That was my reaction to "blue waffles". I have no desire to investigate goatse at all. You have to remember your dealing with a bunch of assholes around here.

 

[Rldr-08]

There's only two kinds of people on the internet. Those that have visited [video]http://goatse.info/[/video] and those that will.

Got damn it


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[sirhrmechanic]

That was my reaction to "blue waffles". I have no desire to investigate goatse at all. You have to remember your dealing with a bunch of assholes around here.

Ok... Guilty.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[168BTHPM]

Okay I apologize for the Goatse thing, well maybe not, but Shankster told me a long time ago you can get eye bleach to remove what has been seen at www.lemonparty.org

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ True... very true! You can also find it by searching on "Two girls, one cup."

Those sites will remove all the bad stuff that you might have seen.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[168BTHPM]

^^^ True... very true! You can also find it by searching on "Two girls, one cup."

Those sites will remove all the bad stuff that you might have seen.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Yes, "Two girls one cup" is an eternal love story.

 

[Rldr-08]

Yes, "Two girls one cup" is an eternal love story.

First time I saw that (yes watched it more than once) the video had started partially playing in the background and I missed the beginning. The whole time I'm thinking "ok, kinda gross to do that with ice cream, but whatever". The 2nd time I watched it I saw it in its entirety. Lmao. Still have images burnt in my head...


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[168BTHPM]

First time I saw that (yes watched it more than once) the video had started partially playing in the background and I missed the beginning. The whole time I'm thinking "ok, kinda gross to do that with ice cream, but whatever". The 2nd time I watched it I saw it in its entirety. Lmao. Still have images burnt in my head...


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That's why it is an eternal love story, once seen it is permanently burned into your memory.

 

[Rldr-08]

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[Rldr-08]

That's why it is an eternal love story, once seen it is permanently burned into your memory.

Very very true. Lol


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[rg1911]

Friends do not let friends visit goatse... I fall into the rare third category. "Those who googled 'what is goatse' before going to the site and decided after reading about it that never in a million years do I want to see that."

Cheers,

Sirhr

Ah, yes. Much appreciate the warning. Also searched for "Two girls, one cup" before viewing. Good to know I don't need the eye bleach. At least for those.

Richard

 

[sirhrmechanic]

This guy vvv.... belongs to a group that believes in a pure gene pool....

Seig... Fail!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Dirty D]

Okay I apologize for the Goatse thing, well maybe not, but Shankster told me a long time ago you can get eye bleach to remove what has been seen at www.lemonparty.org

You may be my soul less mate right there, just fucking mean!

 

[Dirty D]

Google "Tub Girl"...

 

[WATERWALKER]

Sirhr, I have to thank you. I also googled "what is goatse" before having a look. I'm not sure bleach / sulfuric acid would've cleansed my eyes,or healed the trauma I was sure to experience had I looked. Wow...

 

[Threadcutter308]

Ok... Guilty.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Not so fast buster, we haven't finished compiling the list of charges......

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Not so fast buster, we haven't finished compiling the list of charges......

I throw myself on the mercy of the court....

In my defense, I didn't post Goatse! ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

I throw myself on the mercy of the court....

In my defense, I didn't post Goatse! ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

You're incorrigible.

 

[1J04]

 

[168BTHPM]

I throw myself on the mercy of the court....

In my defense, I didn't post Goatse! ;-)

Cheers,

Sirhr

Hey, I learned that from Sensei Shankster. He would drop a Goatse or LemonParty link every once in a while just to make sure people were paying attention. Besides what better thread to post it in? At least I didn't go to the "What's the best scope for my .22" thread.

BTW, for those of you who like to deek your friends that same tactic works on Facebook and Twitter.

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[sirhrmechanic]

 

[hermosabeach]

A guy stops by to visit his friend.
They talk for a while and then the friend asks "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs.

There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say "That can't be!"
He replies "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs "Both of them?" "
Yes, both of them!"

 

[168BTHPM]

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[Threadcutter308]

Jesus, was ist das ?......

 

[Tucker301]

 

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[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Well, she's got my mermaid fantasy pretty well covered... but she pretty much falls short on the Mermaid handjob fantasy....

 

[sirhrmechanic]

You know that if she had one leg, her name would be Eileen?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And if she were Asian... her name would be Irene?

Cheers,

Sirhr