Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Bad rains here and came across a black man drowning in the creek. I asked if I could help and he said "ge-mudfu boo oft manea". I said what? "geee mafua booo offf manea". I still couldn't understand what he was saying, but after thinking about it a minute it came to me; "Get your motherfucking boot off my neck". Sadly, it was too late.
I imagine I will be the last generation to have sex at a drive inn. Took my daughter once 16 years ago. I also remember the first movie I ever saw at a drive inn. James bond, "For Your Eyes Only".
PS. that sounded bad. the sex was 20+ years ago. Last drive inn I went to was with my daughter 16 years ago.
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Glad I'm not the only who read that wrong.
Yea i could fix my mistakes but then i would be a lot less irritaing to some and entertaining to others.
I feel that is the kind of "sorry" I say to my wife when I walk in the house with a new toy. The word comes out but the happiness stays inside.
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