Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

Douchenozzle I mean honorable sir.
keep up the odouls schtick, I could keep a straight face everytime some guy would come in the ER with his wifes vibrator up his ass, I can handle this.
So since you cant look, you just open that stem depression for access, then warm the moist inside a bit and go for it eyes closed?

Hahahahaaa

lmfao I forget from time to time. You've been ruined as well.:p
And almost, but I require pilot hole headstart.:eek:
 
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I'm just doing what I can while dealing with my own demons. Every one of those was hard for me to put up, let alone watch just a tad. A few had a grave impact. lol


sorry ;)

3rd one down i don't see any PPE. Not sure she made it to tell her story. Which hits close to home. DOA involved in my story. That was 30ish years ago. I can talk about it now. :D:D
 
Those fall vids don't do much for me. All I can think about is how screwed up they are going to be. Too much time scooping them up or seeing them at work after someone else brings em in.

Never forget the day I was charge nurse in the ED, we were 10+ trauma activations into our day, including a couple of them had already died, and a deputy brings in a leg in a trash bag. The guy it belonged to was almost done with surgery to finish tidying up his amputation. It had gotten so tangled up in the front of a vehicle they couldn't find it for a while.......

2A, I agree about the euro bungy video hard to see if there is anything attached to her ankles.
 
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Thanks J,

I hadn't had my balls suck up to my bellybutton in at least a month. I had forgotten how "good" it felt............

​​​​​​The blonde in the last one......that's what two broken ankles like like methinks......To bad, she has (had ?) a nice ass...
 
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Thanks J,

I hadn't had my balls suck up to my bellybutton in at least a month. I had forgotten how "good" it felt............

​​​​​​The blonde in the last one......that's what two broken ankles like like methinks......To bad, she has (had ?) a nice ass...

It should be a stark reminder of how good we got it, till we don't.
If we don't realize the risks of some of our stunts Murphy will remind us. Painfully. All fun n games till it's payday.
Let's not miss the message gentlemen.
 
If we don't realize the risks of some of our stunts Murphy will remind us. Painfully. All fun n games till it's payday.

Years ago, an old friend of mine went to Yosemite to solo the Steck-Salathe' on Sentinel Rock. He'd climbed many routes unroped that were technically harder, but that day the upper section was a little wet. His broken body was found in the talus out of the field of view of the photo.

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There are no appeals in the Court of Gravity.



 
Years ago, an old friend of mine went to Yosemite to solo the Steck-Salathe' on Sentinel Rock. He'd climbed many routes unroped that were technically harder, but that day the upper section was a little wet. His broken body was found in the talus out of the field of view of the photo.



There are no appeals in the Court of Gravity.

Sorry for the loss of your friend. Even doing what you love, that's a terrible way to go.
 
Sorry for the loss of your friend. Even doing what you love, that's a terrible way to go.

Thanks, appreciate it. If you haven't seen it, check out the Nat Geo article on Alex Honnold soloing El Cap. I've done enough to get the buzz but was chickenshit enough to keep it from becoming an addiction. All kinds of stuff we do is a risk - driving, shooting, whatever. You just have to learn not to simultaneously stack too many risk factors.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/...solo-climb-yosemite-national-park-el-capitan/
 
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