Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[MtnCreek]

 

[Sledge1]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[2nd_is_1st]

Brand name is Challenger. Super clever, or accident?

 

[Unknown]

Ouch? R.I.P.

Darwin=1, ATV rider=0

 

[502Chevelle]

That’s going to leave a mark......

 

[Decoy]

 

[EddieNFL]

Brand name is Challenger. Super clever, or accident?

Marketed by Morton Thiokol?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Maser]

So a famous golfer, having won a tournament in Ireland, took a few days vacation to drive around the beautiful Irish west. He pulls into a very small village to fuel up. As he steps out of the rented Mercedes, a couple of tees fall out of his pocket. The ten-year-old attendant who comes out of the petrol station/pub/market looks at what fell, says to the golfer "Sir what are dem t'ings on da ground?" Golfer says "Oh, I put my balls on 'em before I drive." Kid looks at car, says "Dem Germans t'ink of EVERYthing!"

 

[Decoy]

 

[Decoy]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[BullGear]

There's your sign.....

 

[1J04]

@Dirty D Training his new Dog some new tricks. He's insatiable.

 

[1J04]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I just totally lost my s%$# on this one!!!

Still laughing!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Maser]

I'd like to hear about the kindergartner hate crime!

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D Training his new Dog some new tricks. He's insatiable.

That bitch so horny!

 

[Decoy]

 

[TripleBull]

@Dirty D Training his new Dog some new tricks. He's insatiable.

Dirty D tried a Hillary doll but the pooch puked and couldn't get it up.

 

[TripleBull]

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For some reason, it sounded more like this to me:

 

[Dirty D]

Dirty D tried a Hillary doll but the pooch puked and couldn't get it up.

 

[1J04]

 

[hic28]

 

[1J04]

lol Sez "Vegan Bukakke".

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Dirty D]

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I don’t get it???

 

[TripleBull]

I don’t get it???

Don't give up.

 

[Maple One]

 

[TripleBull]

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Brutal. True, but brutal. I understood Detroit much better after a friend was carjacked on I-75 near downtown and shot in the face. The perp scored $12 in cash in exchange for the murder. The system considered it a normal event. Move along, no big deal. Glad I'm no longer in Michigan.

 

[TripleBull]

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Maple One]

Chubaka before and after shaving

 

[Cattlebaron1]

This thread is awesome glad to see no butt hurt comments this definitely isn't facebook

 

[Snipe260]

This thread is awesome glad to see no butt hurt comments this definitely isn't facebook

Far from it!

 

[Cattlebaron1]

MISSING WIFE FOUND by ALASKA STATE TROOPERS
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr Wilkins but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkins exclaimed.

The Troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first."

The Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkins.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "Whats the good news?"

The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share of the catch."

Stunned, Mr Wilkins demanded, "If thats the good news, then whats the great news?"

The Trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow".

Nice lol

 

[Dirty D]

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That’s me and my homey 1J, I’m the handsome one.

 

[Maser]

This thread is awesome glad to see no butt hurt comments this definitely isn't facebook

It would be an extra special treat for us Hide members if an SJW showed up in this thread to piss and whine.

 

[BullGear]

 

[Marinevet1]

That’s me and my homey 1J, I’m the handsome one.

So are you the one with the big head?

 

[Dirty D]

The handsome one, handsome damnit!

 

[TripleBull]

That’s me and my homey 1J, I’m the handsome one.

Hi, I'm Bill, and this is my brother Bill.

 

[CaptNemo]

Hi, I'm Bill, and this is my brother Bill.

More like Larry, Darrel & Darrel...

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Uhhhh........in “hindsight” not this dude’s brightest move.....

 

[Mr. Z]

Look at the claw on that Fucker. Seems like a fair fight.